Pay attention to these because they can save you from some difficult times.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
War doesn’t determine who is right, only who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Elevator smell different to midget.
Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say too damn much.
H/T DML
Friday, 1 May 2009
Top 15 Confucius Sayings...............
Red Friday Totty.................
....apologies for the lack of posting. Normal service will resume when I regain a vertical position..jpg)
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Thursday, 30 April 2009
Video of the Day....The Gruen Transfer - Taking the Olympics away from England
Itf the Aussies want them they can have them....
H/T Josh
Exciting new Detroit design..........from Jeff
Now that the Fed's have taken over 2/3 of Detroit I thought America would like to see the new exciting design out of Detroit or possibly D.C. Ohhh, just look at this beauty...
0-60 time of never, keeps you close to home for better control .. of you... and very little CO emissions, with the optional cork for the horses @$$, no emissions... We'll save the planet and do just what were told, how glorious...
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