Tuesday, 12 May 2009
News....
Out of order! Speaker faces confidence vote after finger-wagging tirade at MPs who criticised expenses fiasco. Hung drawn and quartered would be better.
A puce-cheeked, finger-wagging, 'don't you cross me, Jimmy' tantrum from Mr Speaker. The Ultimate Socialist Pig....
How's this for a belly laugh? The pregnant women who decorate their bumps with amazing artwork. WTF!!
I want more handouts, says 18-year-old mother-of-three who left her £1m home for a Big Issue seller. Pathetic little slag.
Bad luck bimbos: Intelligent women have better sex, study reveals. Something I have been saying for years.
US replaces Nato commander in Afghanistan war overhaul. Obama is getting the Napoleon complex early.
Al-Qaeda chief commits suicide in Libyan prison, report says. Odd headline of the day.
'Poison gas' puts 50 Afghan schoolgirls in hospital. The Taleban really don't like women.
Poll shows public revulsion at MPs' conduct over expenses. Methinks the Telegraph owners have an agenda.
Taleban using white phosphorus, some of it made in Britain. Time the Taleban were intoduced to the 'benefits' of nuclear fission.
Swine flu 'is on a par with 1957 pandemic that killed 2m'. I doubt it.
Thoughts for Today--
1.Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
2.When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
3.A penny saved is a government oversight.
4.The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
5.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement ...
6.He who hesitates is probably right.
7.Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL..'
8.If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
9..If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.
10.The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
11.There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt
12.Did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'
13.Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
14.The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for..
15.Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
16.When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra..
17.You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
18.Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
19.First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then, you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
H/T Shelly
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Words for women to live by.....
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt… a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit.
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it’s gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
H/T DML
Monday, 11 May 2009
Must See: A Remarkable Recovery
Lt. Brian Brennan was severely wounded in Iraq and faced unbeatable odds but, as David Martin reports, he made a remarkable recovery with a little help from a special Cherokee word.
H/T Shelly
Late News......by DML
Somali pirates guided by London intelligence team, report says. Wouldn't surprise me.
MPs' expenses: what they claimed. None of them should be re-elected.
A message from the little people to MPs: You disgust us. Pity much sums up the MPs standing right now.
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