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Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Top Country & Western Songs.....
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
16. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Getting Better
10. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
9. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
8. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5 . She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
4. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer
And the Number One song is . . .
1. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With A Few
H/T DML
Monday, 18 May 2009
Magic beans and consequences......from Rico
Read the "magic beans" attachment.
It goes a loooong way towards understanding what makes Barry & Michelle 'tick' and it also should scare the living daylights out of you into the bargain.
In more debt we trust? This really explains a lot about what's been happening the last few months.
These two have their "magic beans" but the rest of us are going to face very severe economic consequences because they are....well, financial morons.
Being a flaming Marxist doesn't help matters.
I am still considering the old 'saw' to "never ascribe to malice, what can be explained by stupidity."
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Blog Post of the Day: THE DIVERSION YOU’RE IGNORING.....
. . . is the enemy’s main attack (Murphy’s Law of Combat; Rule #14). Murphy's Laws apply equally across the tactical to the strategic level; they work all the way from the lowly grunt in the foxhole right up to generals and Field Marshals leading armies across the plains of Europe and Asia.
While the Nancy Pelosi waterboarding soap opera develops and Obama’s socialization of the economy continues to dominate headlines, our strategic opponents are moving to outflank us on two significant fronts: Russian moves in the Arctic, and Chinese advances in cyberwarfare.
In August of 2007 a Russian a deep sea submersible descended 14,000 feet and......continue reading
Light News....
Mr Speaker's last stand: Isolated Martin makes desperate attempt to keep his job as clamour grows for him to go. He must be thrown out.
Teacher's 'assault' hell: 'All I did was touch a pupil on the arm... so why was I barred from school? We must restore discipline in schools.
MPs' expenses: Officials colluded over mortgage claims. Jail them.
Maritime defences 'not properly resourced', say MPs. We have maritime defences!!!!!
Trial of Aung San Suu Kyi begins amid lockdown. Another country that needs regime change.
Barack Obama attempts to ward off disastrous military air strike on ‘nuclear’ Tehran. Just because he hasn't the balls to take on Iran.
It's a barracks for Obama, and the rest of G8, says Silvio Berlusconi. Expect much fighting over who gets the top bunk.
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