The New Family Sedan...

Conservatives4Palin...

Gov. Palin with California Army National Guard Soldiers. U.S. Army Photo by Sgt. Adam David Pepper.

Odd Place For A Logo...

Saturday Totty.....

Bedtime Totty......

A Message from our illustrious leader............

Dear People of the United Kingdom

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

Gordon Brown
P.S.
* this excludes residents in Scotland who will continue to be rewarded with free prescriptions, free higher education including assisted University places and who will receive additional support under the Personal Enhancement of Normal Income Scheme or PENIS for short, which will be paid for by the new RAPE , SHAFT and SCREW scheme in the rest of the country. Those having a PENIS in Scotland will not be able to get AIDS or HERPES.

H/T DML

The Iranian's do 'Beat it'.....

H/T Gateway Pundit

Cartoon Round Up....

Good sign....

H/T DML

Friday Golf Tip.......

Hand Eye Coordination and Reaction Drills by Neuro-Gym

WTF!!!!

Olivia Wilde: Maxim Cover Shoot

Video: Canadian Troops Storm Afghan Town

Video: Singapore Armed Forces Medical Detatchment-Kamp Holland

D-Day photos......

The 65th Anniversary of D-Day on the Normandy Beaches


H/T Dick B

Tractor & Hiller......

H/T Nebraska Bob

Steven Crowder: Perez Hilton Matters! (With Will.I.AM)

Red Friday Totty......

Pic of the Day......

....there are rumours that this is fake. I don't think so. If fake it is a bloody good piece of photoshop, if real I wouldn't bet on the girl being alive right now.


H/T McD



Update: The hand has been 'faked'. H/T Random

A sad loss to all of my generation.....

...hell she was cute. She is tonights bedtime totty.