H/T Don E
and The RAF Regiment Queen's Colour Squadron
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WTF?
27 minutes ago
Friday, 3 July 2009
Video: US Navy Presidential Ceremonial Honor Guard in Norway
A winter statistic............
98% OF CANADIANS SAY "OH SHIT" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS."
H/T Pete H
An Irish farmer named Seamus...........
An Irish farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus...
'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.
Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the......'
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,'I'm fine!'?'
Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road.....'
The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie'.
Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes..
Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now what the f**k would you have said?'
H/T Ted
Like ROYALTY and 2010..................from Rico
Our Congressionals are behaving like royalty. The peasants may be starving, but like the Romanov Dynasty (well, we now have multiple Czars and an Emporer who sometimes calls himself Obama) it's time to party on Capitol Hill!!!!
It is not just unemployment or our national debt that are increasing these days...tax-payer funded Congressional has increased tenfold!!!!
- While I have mixed feelings about that (when they are away touring the Galapagos islands, for example, they are NOT here at home mucking things up; on the other hand: paying them to sit at home under house arrest a la Madoff....or just firing the lot of them summarily suggests itself to me too), I wonder how many will remember this when our next chance to throw these thieving bastards overboard comes in 2010?
I've not yet seen the hordes with torches and pitchforks when looking out my window and wonder if they are quietly organizing like the Mensheviks and Bolsheviks did at the end of the Romanov period........
It's a fairly certain thing the RNC and GOP are not capable of such a thing. They need to be log-dropped out of the political process almost as badly as the Democrats (a.k.a. Communist Party of the USA) do.
Remember: 2010
Oooooowww......
What's Janet Jackson got in common with Australia?
They'll both be taking the ashes home this summer.
H/T Old Dude
Analogies From High School Essays...........
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
more at Mitchieville
H/T JMH
Light News....
Lieutenant Colonel killed in Afghanistan is highest-ranking British casualty since Falklands. A good officer.
US says North Korean missile launches are 'provocative act'. No sh*t. They know that no-one has the balls to stop them.
Burma expands military ties with North Korea. Another odious regime with nothing to fear from the west.
Ancient war machines on show featuring 22AD Arty
and finally....
Obamacare...H/T Dick B
Moral Compass? Norfolk Plod have surpassed thenselves. H/T Jeffrey N
The Bottles of Life.....
H/T DML
Which reminds me of
'The Rakes Progress'
Milk and Masturbation
Wine and Women
Brandy and Boys
Gin and Goats
Angustura and Armadillos.
H/T the late Geoff T.
Pride - Democrat (C) style!!!!!..............from Rico
The Democrats must be SO very proud today!!!
For the FIRST time (in our lifetimes anyway) American unemployment has met and exceeded the EUropean unemployment rate.
-And that's only using the massaged 'official' numbers!
After being harangued and lectured ad nauseum by these economic Nobel laureates that "we need to be more like EUrope" now we ARE!!!!
- Doubtless under the leadership of Obama and his team we will show them what REAL unemployment is all about before this is over.
Gee, THANKS Dem's (C) and THANKS Obama!!!!
-And NO, you can no longer blame this fiasco on Bush anymore...this one is all yours!!!!! .jpg)
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