H/T Peter Gunn
Friday, 10 July 2009
Two irish ducks crossing the road.
The one at the back goes " Quack, quack".
The other one turns round and says, " Fer facks sake, I'm going as quack as I can."
H/T DML
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Dambusters Update,
This just in from your offical Dambusters Editor: Tumbleweeds... not much happening actually. At last check Peter Jackson was taking a much laid back approach to having lots of time to edit the script.
The bit that’s making many people make that Marge Simpson noise in the back of their throats is the "what are we going to call the dog" issue. For those of us with testicles there is no question, but the milk sops who seem to think they should run the world because better men made it safe for the, to come out from under the bed are afraid of offending everyone who isn't us.
Apparently they plan to go with "Nigsey".
Sigh.
Well that was my first post as "Kiwi Editor: 22AD" also known as Murray. That’s me over in the links as 22AD Artillery and Hitting Metal With a Hammer. I'll be back later with more begging of my own.
Thursday, 9 July 2009
Sleep when you can........
U.S. Marines from the 2nd MEB, 1st Battalion 5th Marines sleep in their fighting holes inside a compound where they stayed for the night, in the Nawa district of Afghanistan’s Helmand province, Wednesday July 8, 2009. AP
H/T DML
Surprise surprise.....
Shocker!... BILLIONS In Stimulus Aid Went to Obama Supporting Counties.
Has anyone checked to see which states have registered the biggest job losses since Obama came to power. It may be similar.
The Irish millionaire - Brilliant
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.
You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?'
'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!'
'Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?'
A : Sparrow
B: Thrush
C: Magpie
D: Cuckoo
I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin '. Mick called up his mate and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
'Fookin hell, Mick!' cried Paddy. 'Dat's simple.....it's a cuckoo.'
'Are you sure?'
'I'm fookin sure.'
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris , 'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer.'
'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris
'Dat it is, Sir.'
There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, 'Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!'
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.
'Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?
'Because he lives in a Fookin clock!'
H/T AJD
Appeal of the Day: The Assault Glider Trust
In the summer of 2000, veterans of the Midland Branch of the Glider Pilot Regimental Association decided that an appropriate memorial to airborne forces would be a complete Airspeed Horsa assault glider.
More details HERE
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