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Monday, 13 July 2009
Improving our image abroad......from Rico
At the G6 Obama "snubbed" Italy's Berlusconi by avoiding/refusing his handshake.
- Funny, I don't seem to recall seeing anything about this in our domestic MSM?
Just like he's "improving" things here at home, he's clearly improving our image abroad...impressing the shit out of them 'furriners one might say.
This is NOT a classy guy...but I would call him a Marxist thug!
- But that's just me. I have no aspirations to work in the tingly-leg media sphere.
Monday Humour.....
Sex therapist claimed that the most effective way to arouse your man
is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bollocks!!
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are
right. After 8 pints I talk shit and can't drive!
A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field full of vibrators;
unfortunately he now has a problem with Squatters.
A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe
the symptoms to me"
"Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird
with big blue hair!!"
I failed my Shakespeare audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding
over a stage direction.
In my script it clearly said, "Enter Juliette from the rear."
H/T AJD
Sunday, 12 July 2009
THE MEDAL OF HONOR
On this day in 1862 the Medal of Honor, highest military decoration awarded by the United States government, was first authorized by the U.S. Congress.
Read more about the controversial history of the Medal, and some of its gallant recipients at STORMBRINGER.
This is fun: Richard Hammond's Iceland Buggy Trip
The good news is that Top Gear have finally got themselves onto You Tube. See their channel HERE
The Sunday Best....
MoD troop carriers are U.S. rejects... and '1 in 10' of our soldiers could die in Afghanistan. Criminal!!
13 doctors demand inquest into Dr David Kelly's death. Wasn't suicide.
By 'eck! Now it's equal rights for Northerners: Harriet Harman wants to stamp out discrimination in UK's regions. Does Harriet Harman have any brain cells?
Parents of soldiers killed in Afghanistan lash out at Government. Heads must roll in Whitehall and Westminster.
On patrol with 2 Rifle in the Sangin valley, where five British soldiers were killed. At least the press are taking an interest at last.
Barack Obama tells Africa to stop blaming the West for its woes on historic Ghana visit. Imagine if a white leader had said it.
Cyber attacks enter new phase. The cyber war begins.
Gun sales soar amid fears of Barack Obama weapons ban. The only part of the economy he has stimulated.
Labour clashes with army as Afghan death toll mounts. Labour will lose.
Helicopter shortage has troops at mercy of Taliban. Let's have some Ospreys.
White House ‘dirty tricks’ torpedo Palin. They are scared of her. The GOP need to get the hang of the internet and go after the Dems.
Stop bombing us: Osama isn’t here, says Pakistan. No he is at the Riyadh Hilton.
Mexico: Economics and the Arms Trade. Interesting.
the Clarkypoos bit.......
Just one word and my T-shirt offends the whole of Japan.
and Jay Leno...
Jaguar XJ 5.0.
The difference between the North and the South - at last, clearly explained.....
The North has Bloomingdale's , the South has Dollar General .
The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses .
The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives; the South has .45's
The North has double last names; the South has double first names.
The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races .
North has Cream of Wheat , the South has grits.
The North has green salads, the South has collard greens .
The North has lobsters, the South has crawfish .
The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt .
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . ....
In the South : --If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store... Do not buy food at this store.
Remember, 'Y'all' is singular, 'all y'all' is plural, and 'all y'all's' is plural possessive.
Get used to hearing 'You ain't from round here, are ya?'
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective 'big'ol,' truck or 'big'ol' boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial about it.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
Be advised that 'He needed killin..' is a valid defense here.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, 'Hey, y'all watch this,' you sho uld stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we ain't gonna call 'em biscuits.
H/T Dick B
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