Thursday, 17 September 2009
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Pimp n'Change No. 5!
Hannity - Brand New A.C.O.R.N. Video San Diego
Does it get any better than this?
"Even the state-run media can't ignore the scandal anymore."
ACORN Criminals Get Billions of Your Tax Dollars to Undermine Your Country
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Washington Rebel: Your Guide to Blogoliciousness
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
"Cash for Clunkers"
There is at least one positive result:
Its taken several hundred thousand Obama bumper stickers off the road!
H/T Shelly
The Anagram Hall of Fame
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dictionary = Indicatory
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Madam Curie = Radium came
A telephone girl = Repeating “Hello”
The country side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil’s Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
Postmaster = Stamp Store
A telescope = To see place
The eyes = They see
The cockroach = Cook, catch her
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
The centenarians = I can hear ten “tens”
Desperation = A rope ends it
I run to escape = A persecution
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in’em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
Clothespins = So let’s pinch
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Tom Cruise = So I’m Cuter
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
Protectionism = Nice to imports
A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man Tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z’s
Software = Swear Oft
Sycophant = Acts phony
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
Semolina = Is No Meal
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Admirer = Married
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
Television programming = Permeating living rooms
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Howard Stern = Retard shown
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Debit card = Bad credit
God save us all = Salvaged soul
H/T DML
Little Johnnie Strikes Again...
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.............
H/T DML
White House Farming Social Network Data
Exclusive! Obama White House Collects Social Network Data!
"The White House is collecting and storing comments and videos placed on its social-networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter and YouTube without notifying or asking the consent of the site users, a failure that appears to run counter to President Obama's promise of a transparent government and his pledge to protect privacy on the Internet."
Washington Rebel, the Anti-Bumper Sticker
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