Monday, 16 November 2009
Approval Rating......
'President Obama’s approval rating is down to 46 percent. That means 54 percent of the people do not approve of the job he’s doing.
I think this is totally unfair. We should at least wait until he actually does something.' - Jay Leno
H/T DML
Lobster Puzzle........
This is much more fun than that old picture where you tried to find the man's face in coffee beans. Every so often a clever picture comes along that camouflages something for us to find. This is one such picture.
Hidden within this picture, I am told, are two lobsters. Go ahead and try to find them.
If you find the lobsters in 5 minutes, the left side of your brain is normal. I looked for 15 minutes and couldn't find them. I guess my brain is "abnormal." I am told women find the lobsters much quicker. It probably has something to do with the wiring in the brain.
Good luck ---- Check below:
H/T Liz B
News.............
Big Weekend for Visiting Friends and Family at American Power
Odder still, this ... on the word "racism" ...
When Some Bloggers Really Should Hang Up Their Keyboards
Bacteria 'glow near landmines'
Ministry of Defence officials get £8,000 a month in Afghanistan
War threat between Venezuela and Colombia increases
Russia and US join forces to put pressure on Iran
Prisoners allowed up to 100 days 'holiday' from cells
President Obama will urge China to join US in ‘world leadership’
Russia warns Tehran it is ‘running out of time’ in uranium deal stand-off
Italy calls for a single European Army
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A few more one liners........
201. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
202. What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
Never lick the spoon.
203. Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
204. Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.
205. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
206. No one is listening until you fart.
207. Only dead fish go with the flow.
208. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
209. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
210. This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
211. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
212. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
213. Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it shits on your head.
214. I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
215. I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
216. The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.
217. Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
218. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
219. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
220. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
H/T DML
SELF-INDUCED JIHAD SYNDROME
What does the Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan, Timothy McVeigh, disaffected Muslim youth in Britain, a geriatric white supremacist mass killer, and al Qaeda all have in common? 
STORMBRINGER explores this scary phenomena . . .
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