Theo Spark

Friday, 20 November 2009

291. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
292. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
293. If you do not say it, they can’t repeat it.
294. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals.
295. Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
296. If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
297. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
298. You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
299. I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
300. You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
301. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
302. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
303. Roses are red violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
304. Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
305. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
306. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
307. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
308. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
309. The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
310. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

H/T DML

Red Friday Totty......

News.........

Leahy: We wouldn’t bother to interrogate … Bin Laden?

US warns of rampant Chinese spying

Andrew Sullivan's Palin-Induced Psychosis

Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Nov. 19th 2009

War veterans not getting promised NHS priority treatment

Barack Obama may come to regret giving America its moment of vengeance for September 11th

CIA 'ran secret prison for al-Qaeda' in Lithuanian riding school

Cluster of icebergs float close to New Zealand

Large Hadron Collider to be started up after fault forced year-long closure

and finally....

Sarah Palin on O'Reilly Factor: Media Elite 'Fear Voice from Heartland of America'

Hannah Giles and James O'Keefe are good!

Lavelle Stewart, of ACORN in South Central Los Angeles, tells us she thinks we
have to hook up with “someone who’s on that international sex business level,”
that “14 and 15 year olds been traveling overseas for years,” that she can do
independent research for us, and that she has had meetings with Porn magnate
Larry Flynt. As for laundering the sex money into my faux political campaign,
Lavelle says, “there are ways, people do it all the time. Yeah there are ways,
especially out here in California.”

The LA Story, Part IV: Program for Torture Victims

More wholesome goodness at Washington Rebel