H/T Peter Gunn
Saturday, 21 November 2009
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Medicine Mixing Alert
VERY IMPORTANT TO READ FOR THOSE WHO TAKE MEDICATIONS (especially as we age)
Most people know not to mix certain medicines without consulting their doctors. Some medicines cannot be mixed with certain foods and certainly most of us know not to mix certain medicines with alcohol although, some people think that mixing alcohol and medicine is harmless.
As a public service the AMA and Health Canada have recently published a new warning being distributed via pamphlets in pharmacies across the U.S. and Canada …
Attached is the cover jacket of the pamphlet:
H/T DML
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A few more one-liners
311. Strangers have the best candy.
312. Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
313. Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
314. Trust but verify.
315. The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
316. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
317. The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
318. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
319. I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.
320. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
321. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
322. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
323. Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
324. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
325. Your kid may be an honours student, but you’re still an idiot.
326. Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.
327. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
328. It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
329. Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
330. I think, therefore I’m single.
H/T DML
Friday, 20 November 2009
Statistical animation
Unemployment rates by county starting in January 2007 (seems like the good old days)
Click here to watch
H/T Dick B
Psalm 2009....gotta' love it.
FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ..
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I were a dog ...
And Obama were a tree.
H/T Jackie G
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