Wednesday, 25 November 2009
LIKE, WOW, MAN . . .
France Shows Off Cutting-Edge Navy Ship in Russia by IRINA TITOVA, AP - Nov 23, 2009
ST. PETERSBURG, Russia – A cutting-edge French warship sailed into St. Petersburg Monday to show off its capabilities to potential buyers in the Russian navy, whose pursuit of an amphibious assault capacity is frightening some neighboring countries.
STORMBRINGER puts this bathtub toy into perspective . . .
- S.L.
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
H/T Paul B
It's time for the noon stock market report.
Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Beef steered into a bull market.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose.
Escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
Knives were up sharply.
Sun stocks peaked at midday.
Diapers remain unchanged.
H/T DML
News........
What can Congress do?
Sarah Palin's Going Rogue Book Tour Draws Crowds and Controversy - and Predictable Leftist Demonization
IDF Women
All the News that's fit to bury
Hadley CRU: Leak/Hack Round-Up
Burka Barbie
Climategate: the final nail in the coffin of 'Anthropogenic Global Warming'?
US to present emissions target before Copenhagen
Gilad Shalit 'to be released soon'
Terror threat pushes Timbuktu on to UK travel blacklist
Barack Obama ‘to announce 30,000 Afghan troop increase next week’
Hugo Chavez 'doubts' brutality of Idi Amin
Arrests are being made 'to expand DNA files'
Lula da Silva, Brazilian President, attacked over Ahmadinejad visit
Pakistan tells US that new Afghanistan strategy has exposed its borders to militants
WWII vets: 'This isn't the Britain we fought for'
and finally.......
Doc's Computin' Tips: Security update
