H/T DML
Thursday, 3 December 2009
Forgetter Be Forgotten?
My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke
For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?
Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.
H/T DML
HAVING CATHOLIC COFFEE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
H/T RIS
The Red Phone
An American, a Brit, and a Russian all died and went to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
The Russian asked to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so the Russian writes him a check.
Next the Brit calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so the Brit writes him a check.
Finally the American gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and
to feel free to call the USA anytime.
When the Russian hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why the American got to call the USA free.
The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."
H/T Shelly
News...........
Testing... testing...
Setting up our military to fail
Climategate Round-Up #5
Cop Killer Celebrated as "Muslim Martyr" by Obama-Connected Nation of islam offshoot
Desiree Rogers Won't Testify: White House Claims Executive Privilege in Crashergate Inquiry; Obama Cronies Circle Wagons as Damage Mounts!
David Miliband 'to resume talks with Hizbollah'
Barack Obama facing backlash over Afghanistan troop surge
North Korean misery as currency evaporates
Deadly Russian train blast claimed by Chechen rebels
Shoe-throwing Iraqi journalist has shoe thrown at him
Iranian doctor 'killed by poisoned takeaway salad'
No peace for the peacekeepers in Somalia
Your outrage for the day.
Henrico Medal of Honor winner, 90, ordered to remove flagpole
TIGER WOODS CHRISTMAS CARD...............
H/Ts Max B, Ted, DML, Gary, Old Dude & Paul B
The Florida Highway Patrol has stated that Elin struck the Escalade with a golf club 8 or 9 times.
When asked about that, Elin replied "Put me down for a 6."
H/T Shelly
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A NORTH AMERICAN HERO
Colonel Lewis Lee Millet served in two North American armies; deserted from one to serve in the other, was highly decorated, court martialed, battlefield commissioned, fought in three wars and earned the Medal of Honor leading an uphill bayonet charge.
It just doesn't get much more ballsier than that . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Wednesday, 2 December 2009
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