Tuesday, 29 December 2009
Isn't the internet fun..........
I am watching series one of JAG which we never got over here. You too can see it at
What's the most useful word in the English language?
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
H/T DML
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don’t ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don’t smoke or drink
8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don’t want to wear your clothes
10. Don’t need a ‘gazillion’ dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
H/T DML
Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of shivering in subzero temperatures and several close encounters with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
"I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated
or not!"
H/T Peter Gunn
News............
December shaping up to be one of the coldest on record in the USA
Climategate Round-Up #9
How Powerful Was Terrorist's PETN Bomb?
Officials investigating why 187-ton windmill collapsed in Fenner
Detroit terror attack: 'There are many more like me,' bomber warns
Hardliners seize Mousavi corpse as Iran regime hits back
British Army bomb disposal squad is The Times’s Team of the Year
and finally..........
How should Israel deal with Terrorists?
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Yesterday...and today............from Rico
Most people can't seem to remember what happened a few ays ago, much less Christmas 1944.
Here is a photo...as a reminder...of yesterday.
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING happens in Communist China by accident, or without government approval. Here is the cover of an officially-approved Chinese children's book from today.
It's not too late to 'learn' what a "progressive" future holds for you unless a lot of people smarten-up and stop allowing the Communists to use their Liberty as toilet paper.
Oh....and I finally discovered something that really cheers me up! A fitting motto for our Democratic (C) Congress. It sort of just says itself.
SEMPER RECTUM
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