In any language, in most places, this really does seem to be the universal attitude of the day.
TAXPAYERS OWE ME!
Hmmmmm...how about a taxpayer's retort? BITE ME!
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Universal attitude...........from Rico
Knickers....
Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them ?
Mum said : "YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your Knickers".
Susie said: "I know they do that's why I hide them in my bag first"!!
H/T M Kohl
A recent poll in Washington, D.C.......
During a recent poll in Washington, D.C., 300 women were asked if they would sleep with Bill Clinton ? 84% responded ‘not again.’
H/T DML
Democrat Quotes.....
'It doesn't matter if the planet is cooling and plants need it to live. We still have to ban carbon dioxide.' - Henry Waxman
'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.' - Joe Biden
'America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' - Barack Obama
'You don't need God anymore, you have us democrats.' - Nancy Pelosi
'Paying taxes is voluntary.' - Harry Reid
'The days of "traditional values" and strong foreign policy are over.' - Chuck Schumer
'I do not regard Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac as problems, I regard them as great assets. I do not think we are facing any kind of a crisis. Fannie and Freddie pose no threat to the Treasury.' - Barney Frank
H/T Peter Gunn
Video: God Bless the USA......
If anyone knows who created this version please let me know.
H/T Canis 61
Game of the Day.......'Adventure Mitch'
Light News...
Will Gordon kill him off? Now it's up to the PM to do us a great public service and fire shamed Speaker Martin. Doubt it. These scottish socialist fools stick together.
Health and safety officials ban council from flying St George's Cross flag on Queen's birthday. Pathetic.
Big Brother isn't working: How £500m of CCTV cameras does 'next to nothing' to cut crime. Try putting them in crime zones and not the high street.
Netanyahu stands firm against demands from Barack Obama. Good for him.
Half of prisoners die of starvation in Zimbabwe jails. There will be no change in Zimbabwe while Mugabe lives.
Joe Biden looks to improve America's relationship with Serbia. This should be a laugh.
Dmitry Medvedev aide attacks Vladimir Putin's concentration of power. Ole Mad Vlad and his cronies love power too much to share it.
Bill Clinton to be named UN envoy to Haiti. Perfect place for him.
Spanish dictator Franco 'only had one testicle'. Very common among dictators. I wonder how many Obamba has?
and finally......
Notre Dame: Angels vs. Demons
and RIP
Si Frumkin
Free Medical Advice...............
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"...
If that doesn't scare the s**t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing a public service.
H/T Jackie
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION.......
"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II:......continue reading
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Top Country & Western Songs.....
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
16. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Getting Better
10. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
9. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
8. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5 . She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
4. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer
And the Number One song is . . .
1. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With A Few
H/T DML
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