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Friday, 11 September 2009

Senior Golfer Rules Changes........

Rule 1.a.5
A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. The senior should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.

Rule 2.d.6 (b)
A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there.

Rule 3.b.3(g)
There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, making it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by charging himself or herself with a penalty.

Rule 4.c.7(h)
If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.

Rule 5.
Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game.

Rule 6.a.9(k)
There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.

Rule 7.g.15(z)
There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers' shortcomings.

Rule 8.k.9(s)
Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many senior golfers, one stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.

Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes. Carry a copy with you at all times, to refer to with those non seniors.

H/T Shelly

Friday Golf Tip & Caddies.........





Girls of Golf II

Pic of the Day......

News.....

Pervert got sex kicks in manure.

In the bowels of Baltimore's ACORN.

Parents who ferry children must have anti-paedophile checks.

Tens of millions could get swine flu in China.

Soldiers in Helmand to wait until 2011 for new night-sights.

Afghan warlord General Atta Mohammad Nur warning raises fear of election violence.

Raped and beaten for daring to question President Ahmadinejad’s election.

Top Taliban arrested in Pakistan.

and finally.........

Winchester to Deliver 200 Million 40-Cal. Rounds to Homeland Security

Yee hah............


H/T DML

Steven Crowder: Keith Olbermann DESTROYS Glenn Beck!!


H/T Rico

Video: A tribute to the soldiers who serve in Iraq

Video: A Tribute to the Soldiers in Afghanistan

Red Friday Totty......





More at 22 AD who writes 'Attached is a little poster, feel free to share with everyone you've ever meet or even get really enthusiastic and show up to the range yourselves. For those of you who actually live within 100 miles of Palmerston North anyway.

The rest of you can just bask is the joy of having a poster of me and one of my nieces. Or go tell your local museum that they need to host the exhibition. Just a thought.'

Coming Soon: Guinness - Arthur's Day

Video: No American Should Have to Choose Between Health Insurance and Getting Drunk

Pbbbbbbbt.........


H/T DML

UGLY...............from Rico

The magic unicorns, butterflys and rainbows of Obamaland are turning ugly.

Change? Well, we got it allright...and it's going to continue getting worse!

- Unprecedented, massive existing and (coming soon) taxpayer back-breaking additional debt.
- Foreign reluctance to buying...make that backing away from US debt.
- Declining productivity. GDP is trending down and Unemployment trending up.
- Unrestrained money printing. Like a masive sugar 'rush' a crash is coming, and it's gonna be painful. Turning the once solid greenback into monopoly funny money was NOT a bright idea.

I'd say more but no need to, since we're all so obviously 'living the dream' that Obama and his Democrat (C) cronies created for us (don't believe for a minute that this is all the eeevil Boosh's fault and that ObaMarx 'inherited' it from him...who has controlled Congress and the purse strings since 2006? Bingo! The Democrats (C). The First Comrade inherited this mess from them). Don't be distracted by.....Hey! Look at the grouse!!!

Look at the chart attached. I see no 'green shoots' of recovery. In fact, all the indicators are bad, despite bloviations from the Media, er...Ministry of Truth.



H/T Sal

Thursday, 10 September 2009

Bedtime Totty......

Video: Ode to Forgetfulness



H/T DML


U.S. Army Spc. Patrick Sick tries to stay warm while maintaining security on a ridgeline in the mountains near Sar Howza, Paktika province, Afghanistan, Sept. 3, 2009. Sick is deployed with Bulldog Troop, 1st Squadron, 40th Cavalry Regiment (Airborne), 4th Brigade, 25th Infantry Division.(U.S. Army photo by Staff Sgt. Andrew Smith/Released) Date Posted: 9/9/2009


H/T DML

Silly Wine Spoof.........



H/T Old Dude