Saturday, 30 October 2010
News..........
Day 113 – 30th October 1940
Week 16 Summary: The Significance of the Battle
The Scott Brown precedent and Israel
Solar power could crash Germany's grid
Obama's not-so-hidden agenda
UK Schools Hold UFO Crash Drills
5 Riskiest Web domains
What justice? Thug who kicked terminally-ill grandfather in attack walks free from court
Slump fears as mortgage lending falls to 8-month low of just £112m
Cargo plane terror alert: bombs 'designed to harm US synagogues'
Russia successfully tests ballistic missiles
Cargo plane bomb plot: Yemen doubts its link to the plot
Mama Grizzlies: new politics in America
Taliban makes demands in Afghan peace talks
Iran agrees to nuclear talks as sanctions bite
Russia, US conduct joint Afghan drug raid
Who's Afraid of the Ruler of the Silk Road?
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Friday, 29 October 2010
Israel's Elite SWAT Team YAMAM
YAMAM (Hebrew: ימ"מ, an acronym for Special Police Unit (יחידה משטרתית
מיוחדת, Yehida Mishtartit Meyuhedet)) is the elite police
counter-terrorism unit in Israel. The YAMAM is capable of both
hostage-rescue operations and offensive take-over raids against targets
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News...........
Day 112 – 29th October 1940
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Oct 28th
Hate preacher is freed from jail and immediately tells Britons not to wear Remembrance Day Poppies
California politicians busted for spending taxpayer money on New York entertainment
Are all Muslims terrorists?
Guantanamo convict tells soldier's widow: "I'm sorry"
San Francisco Giants Hope Thong Underpants Will Help Them Win World Series
L'Oréal reporters' computers stolen
Woman picks up own head after horror horse-riding accident
French fighter jets could land on British carriers
Al-Qaeda 'plotted to take hostages in Mumbai-style attacks on Britain’
Left wing liberals are born not bred
Democrats accused of planting bogus Tea Party candidates
Killer whale sounds to scare seals 'attracted whales to fish farm'
Venezuela business leaders attacked at gunpoint
Chinese town hires only 'tall and attractive' security officers
Israel claims Nigerian weapons were heading for Gaza Strip
Stephen Lynch Flip-flops on Border Security
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Thursday, 28 October 2010
What a story.....
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!
Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver license photo and it was that same color. Black.
I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
But it's a wheelchair!!
That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled.''It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me I turn around, and it's my boyfriend. Just what I needed!!!
I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend. Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive! !!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH,noooooo...I' m Bald!!!
The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, 'Since Mom and Dad died the only thing you do is hangout, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap... Any job.
Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo.. .Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan.
But he doesn't get it.
Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!
With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.
I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses!
There is trash everywhere.
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker... .
Pacemaker?
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV- positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetiepie,my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided which inaugural party we are going to for Obama ?????
Say it isn't so!!!
I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed,drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend ,but please, oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a DEMOCRAT....
H/T DML
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