Gordon Brown presiding over a 'cesspit' at Downing Street, claims Nadine Dorries. Sums up the Labour Party in general.
Businessman burgled after being banned from using giant catapult. And where were Plod?
EU tells farmers to tag every sheep in Britain. F**k Ewe EU.
The 22 Royal Marines who took on Argentine Falklands invasion force. Never mess with the Marines.
Shut-down of RAF squadrons 'to go ahead a year early'. Brown is destroying our military.
Laptop with names of SAS men is missing. Ever heard of security?
Overworked RAF faces manpower 'crisis'. This is a disgrace.
and finally...
Newt Gingrich angling for Presidential run...
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Light News...
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DON'T TREAD ON ME......from Rico
I will confess to having watched in awe (not surprise, however) as Obama has 'transformed' the highest office in the land. I guess that does make him what the MSM sycophants called a "transformational" figure.
Barack Hussein Obama first transformed himself into POTUS (pResident of the US) to MOTUS (Metrosexual of the US) to COTUS (Commissar of the US) to AOTUS (Asshole of the US)!
Do I sound harsh? Words do not exist in the English language to express my feelings about his latest accomplishment! Listen to this:
- The DHS under "Team Obama" has decided that military veterans...especially combat veterans (because they have certain "skills")...are now a threat! A radical threat!
THIS SICK-AND-TWISTED VIEW SAYS ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OUR COMMUNIST-IN-CHIEF'S REGIME AND HIS FELLOW TRAVELERS!
I AM A COMBAT VETERAN, SEVERAL TIMES OVER. MANY OF MY FRIENDS ARE TOO (LIVING AND DEAD). LIKE MOST AMERICANS, MY FAMILY HAS A LONG TRADITION OF SELFLESS SERVICE UNDER ARMS IN DEFENSE OF THIS NATION AND ITS LIBERTY. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW OFFENSIVE THIS IS TO MY HERITAGE, MY FAMILY, AND TO ME.
All of us veterans swore an oath to "protect, honor, and defend the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic." There was no expiry date or "escape clause" on that oath, and I consider it to be still binding, as all of us who have ever sworn it do.
So, WHO is the real enemy of FREEDOM today?
- The veterans, NOW no longer honored heros have been singled-out by ObaMarx's DHS (Department of Homeland Security...yeah, the ones who 'own' the TSA screeners - morons all - at our airports, the ones aptly named Thousands Standing Around=TSA) as a radical threat. DEDICATION TO LIBERTY, FREEDOM, AND DEMOCRACY A RADICAL THREAT? (To whom?)
-Bill Ayers, Bernadette DoRn, and any other murderous radical Communist terrorist are now heros? RADICAL DEDICATION TO MARX-ENGELS-HEGEL AND SAUL ALINSKY A VIRTUE?
THIS IS ORWELLIAN. GROTESQUE. STALINESQUE. Outlawing the love of liberty and becoming oppressive in size, intrusion into the lives of citizens, and interfering with the free pursuit of life this administration and government has in effect (as Dick Morris recently opined) repealed the Constitution of the US.
It is time to party like it's 1775!!!
DON'T TREAD ON ME!!!
THROW THE BUMS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
PEOPLE ASK WHY?
Why I Carry a Gun
My old grandpa said to me son,' there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'.
I don't carry a gun to kill people.
I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
I don't carry a gun to scare people.
I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.
I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
I don't carry a gun because I love it.
I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.
Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves.
Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.
Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin'.
.author unknown (but obviously brilliant)
H/T 45 Govt
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Tuesday, 14 April 2009
From students' report cards.....
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
H/T DML
New Golf Lingo.....
Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed
An 'OJ.'- got away with one
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees
A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole
H/T Shelly
Light News.....
Giving credit where it's due....more on the rescue of Captain Philips. ( H/T Nebraska Bob)
Organic farmer evicted while gipsies are allowed to stay. An effing disgrace.
Gordon Brown drawn into No. 10 email scandal. There is no way he did not know about it.
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Quote:
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand.” Milton Friedman
H/T DML
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Tax Freedom Day 4-13-2009.......from Rico
On average, by today 'most' Americans will have worked every minute of the year to date to have 'paid' their tax burden [federal-state-local]. Of course, Obama's political appointees and friends, and members of that exclusive millionaire's club (Congress), and the unproductive parasites (forgive the redundancy here) don't really have to worry very much about paying taxes.
This includes "Turbo Tax Timmy" who as Sec of the Treasury is also the boss of the largest racketeering enterprise on the planet, the IRS (Internal Revenue Service...Inland Revenue to some of you...extortionist gangsters to me).
Sadly, we are NOT quite completely free of the "wealth-redistribution Tax-nazis." Obama, having racked-up a greater debt in his first short months of office than ALL the Presidents from Washington-to-Bush combined, has assured that TAXES WILL HAVE TO INCREASE.
Doubt me? Believe all the MSM propaganda about "taxing the rich" but not YOU?
- It's a LIE. Our politicians [read: tax-spenders] KNOW it is a LIE, but since mendacity is their greatest skill (not economics) and they are counting on you to be too stoopid to understand just how screwed you really are, they expect to get away with the lie as usual.
- There are simply NOT enough "rich" people, and they do NOT have enough money, to carry the coming tax burden...take 100% of what they have and it will not be enough!
- WHERE oh WHERE will the tax revenue really come from? From YOU. From ME. If you are middle-class, have a job, have anything at all...that is exactly where it will come from. From US! OBAMA-REID-PELOSI-FWANK & Co. know the vast majority of this nation's "as yet unconfiscated wealth" is actually in the hands of the middle class, the ones who created and earned it...yeah, the very folks they've been "assuring" and "calming" that "everything will be O.K. and not to worry......hey, look it's a grouse!" Baloney.
Willy Sutton, the bank robber was once asked "WHY he robbed banks?" Willy's reply was "because that is where the money is."
WHY are our greedy and corrupt tax-spenders going to raise OUR taxes? Same reason. Because that's where the money is. Small wonder that the TEA (taxed enough already) party notion is catching on like wildfire. Americans have to stop being "shaken down" by these thieving corrupticrat tax-spenders....PARTY LIKE IT'S BOSTON HARBOR 1775!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, 13 April 2009
Quote Of The day
Heard at a certain football match in S.E. England this Bank Holiday Monday afternoon. Directed at a player who appeared to have a bit of a tan, a spectator shouted:
"Go and have another sunbed"
What is the oldest profession?
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.
The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The engineer replied, “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.”
Then, the lawyer spoke up. “Yes,” he said, “But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
H/T DML
Amazing: Andre Rieu and Melissa Venema-Il Silenzio
The 'last post' is universal among almost all the armed forces of the world, though it may vary among them in its execution. In this example the bugle call is played in its entirety, and it is a sad and beautiful thing to hear.
H/T Pete H
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