Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say’s you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them
H/T DML
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
Meet Jack Schitt...........
Email Alert!!!!
If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it.
It's just spam.
H/T Old Dude
Light News....
Arise, Lord Gorbals: Peerage and £1.4m pension for shamed Speaker who quit in 34 seconds. Allowed to slope off by his socialist friends.
BBC chief demands charge for iPlayer to stop viewers 'getting a free ride'. He can take a running jump. The licence fee should be abolished.
Why curry could STOP you putting on weight. A vindaloo a day should do it.
Victory for Joanna Lumley as all Gurkhas to be given right to settle in Britain. Good news. Now just watch how long it will take the government to process their applications.
MPs' expenses: Gordon Brown criticises 'gentlemen's club' Commons. That's because he is not a gentleman.
CIA: US does not know location of all Pakistan's nuclear weapons. Not sure Pakistan does either.
Australia expands navy as Chinese power grows. We must double our forces.
Barack Obama snubbed as Senate withholds funds needed to close Guantanamo Bay. Gitmo is there for a reason and a bloody good one.
Top Gear plasticine garden takes 'gold' at RHS Chelsea Flower Show. Now would be a good time to buy shares in Plasticine.
US missile shield in Poland and Czech Republic 'won't stop Iran'. Just what Obama wants ti hear so he can scrap it. What a timely report.
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Business partners.......from Rico
I know there have been a lot of "bailouts" and many may NOT remember the obscene amounts of taxpayer money that was spent to "save" Detroit's auto industry.
Just as with TARP, Detroit has learned what it is really like to have Obama as a business partner, and to have to deal with an "offer that cannot be refused" by Team Obama.
Ford was smart enough to say "NO THANKS" to the deal offered, but GM was not, nor was Chrysler.
- As I type this the tickers for FORD are at about $5.60/share, GM is at $1.29 and pending bankruptcy...government forced bankruptcy, and Chrysler is for all purposes history.
Golly! How can Toyota be trading at $77.24 without the all-wise and all-powerful hopey-changey Obamessiah's wisdom, guidance and partnership?
The latest news that save-the-planet carbon taxes and accelerated CAFE standards will be imposed on what is left of the American auto industry used to be called the "coup de grace"
....anyone still have any doubt about the intentional dismantling/destruction of American industry by these Marxists?
The Godfather or Tony Soprano would have been better business partners than Obama.
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Universal attitude...........from Rico
In any language, in most places, this really does seem to be the universal attitude of the day.
TAXPAYERS OWE ME!
Hmmmmm...how about a taxpayer's retort? BITE ME!
Knickers....
Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them ?
Mum said : "YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your Knickers".
Susie said: "I know they do that's why I hide them in my bag first"!!
H/T M Kohl
A recent poll in Washington, D.C.......
During a recent poll in Washington, D.C., 300 women were asked if they would sleep with Bill Clinton ? 84% responded ‘not again.’
H/T DML
Democrat Quotes.....
'It doesn't matter if the planet is cooling and plants need it to live. We still have to ban carbon dioxide.' - Henry Waxman
'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.' - Joe Biden
'America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' - Barack Obama
'You don't need God anymore, you have us democrats.' - Nancy Pelosi
'Paying taxes is voluntary.' - Harry Reid
'The days of "traditional values" and strong foreign policy are over.' - Chuck Schumer
'I do not regard Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac as problems, I regard them as great assets. I do not think we are facing any kind of a crisis. Fannie and Freddie pose no threat to the Treasury.' - Barney Frank
H/T Peter Gunn
Video: God Bless the USA......
If anyone knows who created this version please let me know.
H/T Canis 61
Game of the Day.......'Adventure Mitch'
Light News...
Will Gordon kill him off? Now it's up to the PM to do us a great public service and fire shamed Speaker Martin. Doubt it. These scottish socialist fools stick together.
Health and safety officials ban council from flying St George's Cross flag on Queen's birthday. Pathetic.
Big Brother isn't working: How £500m of CCTV cameras does 'next to nothing' to cut crime. Try putting them in crime zones and not the high street.
Netanyahu stands firm against demands from Barack Obama. Good for him.
Half of prisoners die of starvation in Zimbabwe jails. There will be no change in Zimbabwe while Mugabe lives.
Joe Biden looks to improve America's relationship with Serbia. This should be a laugh.
Dmitry Medvedev aide attacks Vladimir Putin's concentration of power. Ole Mad Vlad and his cronies love power too much to share it.
Bill Clinton to be named UN envoy to Haiti. Perfect place for him.
Spanish dictator Franco 'only had one testicle'. Very common among dictators. I wonder how many Obamba has?
and finally......
Notre Dame: Angels vs. Demons
and RIP
Si Frumkin
