H/T DML
Thursday, 9 July 2009
News.........
Remembering a Real Hero. (H/T Nebraska Bob)
Electing a Moron By Alan Caruba
Police chief denounces 'cowardly' iPhone users monitoring speed traps. A good application for the i-phone. (H/T JMH)
O2 for the O’s from Fausta.
Britain 'to build £1m jail in Nigeria' for 400 prisoners serving sentences HERE. WTF!!
The ONE MILLION people who haven't worked since 1997. Stop their benefits.
More British soldiers will die in Afghanistan, says minister as seventh is killed in a week. Mainly due to lack of the proper kit.
Chitty Chitty Bang Ban! Killjoys bar film car from Mayor's parade for having no MoT. Typical of Norfolk plod.
G8 summit: leaders warn global economy faces more danger. No s**t.
Marijuana 'could help solve California's economic problems'. I thought Marijuana had caused most of California's problems.
Barack Obama tells Africa to stop blaming colonialism for problems. Well he is an African so he should know.
Fury over MoD refusal to buy more helicopters for Afghanistan troops. The MoD is the biggest problem our troops face.
G8 leaders claim historic break through on new deal to tackle global warming. Or how to bankrupt the west.
North Korea 'launches massive cyber attack on Seoul'. It is only a matter of time before we have to 'smack' North Korea.
True unemployment rate already at 20% I hate to think what the true figure is in the UK.
and finally............
Democratic Congressman: You expect us to read bills before passing them? The Daley Gator has a good idea.
Camping trip.........
Dan was attending his 4X4 club’s monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn’t make the upcoming camping trip because his wife wouldn’t let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends Dan left to go back home to his wife.
When Dan’s friends started arriving to set up camp the following day who should be there but Dan sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
”How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dan?” “I didn’t have to” was Dan’s reply. “When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, surprise!!
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, “Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want.”
So here I am!
H/Ts DMJ & AJD
Slicker than........from Rico
A really smart guy and trusted friend once used the expression "slicker than snot on a leather mitten" and I have shamelessly stolen it for my own use. It describes the current situation perfectly.
IMHO our feckless.....er, fearless pResident Obama-Soetero-Soro's sock-puppet doesn't need any of this Liagra stuff, he's naturally overflowing with it. His system has no testosterone, so it was easy to fill in the empty spaces with naturally-occurring bullshit.
This may explain why so many defective personalities self-select to be political parasites...they have too much of this stuff in their systems as well.
I find it hard to imagine ANY of the greatest comedy writers/comedians being able to create the unsavory, bumbling, dishonest, clownish, and phoney-artificial characters as those who populate the political scene today.
For those who aspire to a free piggy-back ride through life on the shoulders of hard working taxpayers, but who may lack the requisite levels of dishonesty and reality avoidance, this stuff may be just the ticket, however!
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Wednesday, 8 July 2009
Video: The Zimbabwean Titanium Trillion Dollar Campaign
"TBWA\Hunt\Lascaris won a record number of Cannes Lions for its Trillion Dollar campaign for The Zimbabwean newspaper at the prestigious annual Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival. This is the single most awarded campaign coming out of South Africa in Cannes’ 56 year history. This is the video that sent it roaring to the top of the heap of ads submitted. Inspirational"
H/T Paul H
Norfolk Poem on place names.....
Moost counties hev nearmes searm as Norfolk
Whot never sound quite loike they spell.
So, because I’m a trew Norfolk dumplin’
I fare ter know some onnem well.
Now, why should Wy-mond-ham be Windham?
And Happ-is-burgh’s Haisboro, yew see,
And Haut-bois....well, thass known as Hobbies.
They reckun thass French - dunt arsk me!
There’s By-laugh whot lay close ter Dereham,
Called Belaw, at least so they say,
And Gar-bold-is-ham-well, jist leave out the middle
Then Garblesham’s the trew Norfolk way.
There’s Colney, well, thass known as Coney,
An’ Cost-ess-ey thas Cossey fer sure.
Hindol-vest-on is well know as Hilderstun,
But please dunt arsk me what for!
The old folk at Wive-ton say Wiffen,
An’ the neartives of Cley will say Clay,
While Glandford’s referred to as Glanfer,
Thass torkin’ the trew Norfolk way.
The Norfolk for Salt-house is Saltus,
An’ Morston - just leave out the T.
While Stody is allus called Study,
That dew seem a rum’un ter me.
There’s Stiffkey what locals call Stukey
An’ their cockles are called Stukey Blews.
Thow, o’ course, the village med headlines
When the parson wuz well in the news.
This list ent complete I assure yew,
But these few are a proof jist ter show
Thass roight trew whot the rhyme say o’ Norfolk....
We allus dew diffrunt, yer know!
H/T Tim D
Light News.....
Decorated NZ WW2 airman dies. RIP.
Big Lie Propaganda
...by DJ Elliott
Ethical storm flares as British scientists create artificial sperm from human stem cells. WTF!! Not sure this is a good idea.
Far-Right extremists 'are plotting spectacular terrorist attack in UK', police warn. WTF 2!!!
Flash floods and power cuts (even at the Queen's garden party) in Britain's heaviest downfall since records began in 1865. Must be that global warming thingy!!
Gordon Brown to warn G8 leaders of threat of second recession. We haven't finished the first one yet. The stimuless has created more problems than it solved.
New Zealand goes mad for sport of sheep-racing. Well it's different.
Zimbabwe farmers leader murdered in axe attack. Mugabe must be held to account.
Review ordered as defence spending hits crisis level. We cannot cut back any further. We MUST increase the defence budget.
Barack Obama offers to scrap missile shield in return for help from Russia with Iran. Idiot.
Al Gore invokes spirit of Churchill in battle against climate change. Don't think Winston would be amused.
and finally......
World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos. Bloody hell.
BBC New Labour are one in the same..........
....Dimbleby taking orders from Harriet Hardon.
H/T Liz B
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The Choice is Yours..............from Shelly
OK, THE CHOICE IS YOURS: GO HIKING ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL, or GO TO ARGENTINA TO SEE MARIA ?
Maria
Maria's little sis
In all fairness to Governor Sanford and the reporting errors his staff made:They thought he said, "I'm getting on the Appalachian Trail."
And that sounds an awful lot like what he actually said: "I'm getting some Argentinean tail!"
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Helpful Norfolk Sayings........
Don’t sell your mule to buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one if one don’t eat.
Don’t corner something meaner than you.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Don’t go huntin’ with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
You can’t unsay a cruel thing.
Every path has some puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
Lazy and Quarrelsome are ugly sisters.
Borrowed from Mitchieville
H/T JMH
CHANGE.............from Rico
Drowning in a sea of paper. That is a 'change' isn't it? Look at the chart.
The government [read: Obama] has created 100% more money than existed a year ago.
All you need to know is the more dollars printed, the less each one is worth.
We are well and truly f**ked.
Stand by.
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
Obama Shopping..........
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls
in a local pub: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, 'I am the President of the United States . Now how
much will it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was '$100.'
He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my
skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing
of yours as hard as the times we are living in and keep it rising like the
price of gas, make me hotter than it is in my apartment and screw me the way
you have the next two generations of Americans, then it isn't going to cost
you a damn cent!'
H/T Shelly
Norfolk Bride....
H/T DML
also: Scarecrow dressed as policeman for village fete 'stolen' by overzealous WPC
(H/T Liz B)
Good news!!!!!...............from Rico
It hardly gets better than this!
After the first one FAILED, the Democrats (C) are now talking about a 2nd Stimuless!!!!
But maybe too many have been 'distracted' by the unrelenting media circus surrounding the death and funeral of this Michael person, who was a black man who transformed himself into a white woman while behaving as a drug-addled, monstrous pedophile.
FOCUS America!
News accidentally covers tea party...
Apologises for offending its loyal viewers.
Methinks news organisations are thankful to Michael Jackson for saving them from having to care about what Americans care about...
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