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Tuesday, 28 July 2009

BUTTERMILK BISCUITS


Every now and then I whup up some chow for the troops . . . . . .Tonight I'm prepping some chow - sausage biscuits from scratch - to throw at a platoon before we go out and do an ambush, tomorrow morning . . .- continued at STORMBRINGER

Robo Totty.....




H/T Airship DC

So simple and yet so Irish ....From Rita

So Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which Murphy replies,"Well if they fell forwards they'd still be in the f**kin' boat!"

H/T Pete H

Video: Why Everything Sucks by Craig Ferguson




H/Ts JMH and Jonah Goldberg

Light News.....

Gurkha veteran, 84, trekked six hours, then took a 12-hour bus ride to meet 'goddess' Joanna Lumley. What a hero.

An Artery of Opium a Vein of Taliban by Michael Yon

Panther's Claw has ripped the Taliban's power by Col Tim Collins.

MPs ignore public anger and give themselves £9,000 expenses deal by stealth. Back at the trough.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad faces hardline revolt in Iran. Iran is getting more hardline Islamoloony.

Dozens of Nigerian pro-Taliban Islamists killed after police station raid. We need to nip this in the bud before Nigeria goes the same way as Sudan and Somalia.

Britain 'will need more troops' for success in Afghanistan. No sh*t.

Ehud Barak warns Iran of possible Israeli strike on nuclear facilities. They have no choice.

India launches the Arihant, its first homegrown nuclear submarine. One way to piss off Pakistan.

MoD seeks to cut soldiers' payout. Disgusting. I am starting to think that the MoD hate the military.

Video: Jager interviews Barack Obama (Nov '08)



H/T Red

Tuesday Totty.....




NEW WORLD SURVEY..........

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And Finally...........................
In Australia they hung up because they couldn't understand the Indian accent.

H/T Rodney

Bumper Stickers....





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Video: Canadian And Afghan Forces Engaging The Taliban

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H/T Dave

Monday, 27 July 2009

Carolyn Leonhart

Seen here in the backing vocals for Steely Dan live in NYC:





Here's Carolyn's website

Bedtime Totty......

Balls of Steel.......


U.S. Technical Sergeant Richard Gibbons of the 741st EOD Battalion Counter Improvised Explosive Device (CIED) Team takes out a shell from a weapons cache discovered in a house in the centre of Logar Province in Afghanistan July 25, 2009. Reuters


H/T DML

Lost I.D...........

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago .."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

H/T Shelly

Obama's 1st Quarter Report

Observations on the President's Early Days:

1. Offended the Queen of England . . .

2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia . . .

3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega . . .

4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek . . .

5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia . . .

6. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions . . .

7. Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions . . .

8. Expanded the bailouts . . .

9. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian . . .

10. Doubled our national debt . . .

11. Announced a termination of the space defense system the day after the North Koreans launched an ICBM . . .

12. Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 4 CIA directors, released information on intelligence gathering . . .

13. Accepted without public comment the fact that five of his cabinet members cheated on their taxes and two others withdrew after they couldn't take the heat . . .

14. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who quickly identified as "dangers to the nation", groups including veterans of the military, and opponents to abortion on demand, and who ordered that the word "terrorism" no longer be used but instead referred to such acts as "man made disasters" . . .

15. Circled the globe so he could openly apologize for America 's greatness . . .

16. Told the Mexican President that the violence in their country was because of us . . .

17. Politicized the census by moving it into the White House from its Department of Commerce origins . . .

18. Appointed as Attorney General the man who orchestrated the forced removal and expulsion from America to Cuba of a nine-year old whose mother died trying to bring him to a life of freedom in the United States . . .

19. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists who threatened one American life and the next day announces members of the Bush administration will likely stand trial for "torturing" a terrorist who played a part in killing 3000 Americans by pouring water up his nose . . .

20. Flew Air Force One Low over New York City, causing panic in the streets . . .

21. Sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe to assure Europe that the US will no longer treat Israel in a special manner and they might be on their own with the Muslims . . .

22. Began the process of nationalizing the Auto Industry and the Insurance industry . . .

23. Announced that for intents and purposes the Health Insurance Industry will be nationalized . . .

And he thinks he’ll be re-elected???? And you know . . . he probably WILL because "our liberal press loves him"

1360 more days to go . . . God help us all!

- STORMBRINGER SENDS

Video: "Obama in Mom Jeans" w/ Full Intro - Greg Morton




H/T JMH

Obama's Foreign Policy in 12 words...............from Rico

The venerable Abe Greenwald has explained Obama's Foreign Policy in 12 words. Hillary seems to have grasped the essentials of this already. This is too succinct NOT to share with you:

"If you're an enemy we're sorry; if you're a friend you're sorry."

Says it all, doesn't it?

Cartoon Round Up....



BLOODSHED WITHIN 30 DAYS

My buddy Erik got back from the Sandpile just last night. We had a few beers. Welcome back, Warrior.

Erik was in the southern part of Iraq, from Basra to just south of Baghdad.

"How is it over there?"

"Well, I got mortared almost every day. There were some rocket attacks."

"STILL?"

"Oh YEAH man, STILL."

So then I asked him, "What have you got for STORMBRINGER"?

Click over there and see what he says. He gives it a month . . .

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Site of the Day......



22AD Artillery.





The two large trebuchets, Katie and Sir Isaac, are now the Battery of Argghh! Being sponsored by US artillery.

Vespasian, one of only five lithobolos' in the world today, is sponsored by Canadian cavalry, while Chucky, the small onager goes to the New Zealand infantry. Are we seeing a theme?

Marius has the credit of being sponsored by the readers of Theo Spark.

Anyone wishing to donate to Murray's research work click HERE for his Paypal accont.

WTF!!!!!



H/T Ted

Ahhhhhhhhh........

The Jesusita Fire in Santa Barbara, CA this year caused these two to take shelter together. The fawn is about 3 days old and the bobcat about 3 weeks.

They immediately bonded and snuggled together under a desk in the Santa Barbara County Dispatch Office for several hours.


H/T Shelly

Video: Testing bullet proof glass in 1952



H/T Killem

Morning Briefing

The commanding officer of a regiment of U,S. Marines was about to start the
morning briefing to his staff, battalion and 20 company commanders.


While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided
to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just
how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'

The regimental executive officer chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A captain said it was 50-50%.

The colonel's aide responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on
his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the private who was in
charge of making the coffee. The colonel asked what HIS opinion was.

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."

The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

H/T Rodney

Fed Totty.....

Nice Shot....


H/T DML

Health Care Reform Cost Visualization



H/T Nebraska Bob

Obamacare in a nutshell..........


H/T Scott & Dana

Fashion: Veve Photoshoot with Amanda Klaassen

THE 2009 SAND CASTLES COMPETITION IN OREGON ...





H/T Peter Gunn

Caption Time.....



H/T Shelly

Video: Peak Performance! Ford Fiesta RallyCross storms Pikes Peak



H/T Canis 61

Music: U.S.S. of A.

U.S.S. of A., a new original song written and performed by Ron and Kay Rivoli of The Rivoli Revue.




H/T Glenwood

Monday Mopsies......





H/T DML

Obamacare - a reading of the bill so far, just to Page 498 - frightening

Slithering into Communism on the oratory of a master of promise to the masses who want the government to take care of them. God has not time anymore... he gave us a chance to wake up and we refused. Good luck.
Obamacare
It seems unbelievable. Lean on your Congressmen and Senators. The communists have landed...

This person has been reading the 1000 page house bill and posting it at Twitter……the bill is worse than you thought

Peter Fleckstein (aka Fleckman) is reading it and has been posting on Twitter his findings.

This is from his postings (Note: All comments are Fleckman’s)


Pg 22 of the HC Bill MANDATES the Govt will audit books of ALL EMPLOYERS that self insure!!

Pg 30 Sec 123 of HC bill - THERE WILL BE A GOVT COMMITTEE that decides what treatments and benefits you get

Pg 29 lines 4-16 in the HC bill - YOUR HEALTHCARE IS RATIONED!!!

Pg 42 of HC Bill - The Health Choices Commissioner will choose your HC benefits for you. You have no choice!

Pg 50 Section 152 in HC bill - HC will be provided to ALL non US citizens, illegal or otherwise

Pg 58HC Bill - Govt will have real-time access to individuals' finances and a National ID Healthcard will be issued!

Pg 59 HC Bill lines 21-24 Govt will have direct access to your banks' accounts for election funds transfer

Pg 65 Sec 164 is a payoff subsidized plan for retirees and their families in unions & community orgs (ACORN).

Pg 72 Lines 8-14 Govt is creating a HC Exchange to bring private HC plans under Govt control.

Pg 84 Sec 203 HC bill - Govt mandates ALL benefit pkgs for private HC plans in the Exchange

Pg 85 Line 7 HC Bill - Specs for Benefit Levels for Plans = The Govt will ration your Healthcare!

Pg 91 Lines 4-7 HC Bill - Govt mandates linguistic-appropriate services. Example: Translation for illegal aliens

Pg 95 HC Bill Lines 8-18 The Govt will use groups (i.e., ACORN & Americorps) to sign up individuals for Govt HC plan

Pg 85 Line 7 HC Bill - Specs of Ben Levels for Plans. #AARP members - your health care will be rationed.

Pg 102 Lines 12-18 HC Bill - Medicaid-eligible individuals will be automatically enrolled in Medicaid. No choice.

pg 124 lines 24-25 HC No company can sue GOVT on price fixing. No “judicial review” against Govt Monopoly.

pg 127 Lines 1-16 HC Bill - Doctors/ #AMA - The Govt will tell YOU what you can make.

Pg 145 Line 15-17 An Employer MUST automatically enroll employees into pub opt plan. NO CHOICE

Pg 126 Lines 22-25 Employers MUST pay for health care for part-time employees AND their families.

Pg 149 Lines 16-24 ANY employer with a payroll of $400k and above who does not provide pub opt. pays 8% tax on all payroll

pg 150 Lines 9-13 Businesses with payroll between $251k & 400k who don't provide pub. opt pays 2-6% tax on all payroll

Pg 167 Lines 18-23 ANY individual who doesn't have acceptable HC according to Govt will be taxed 2.5% of income

Pg 170 Lines 1-3 HC Bill Any NONRESIDENT Alien is exempt from individual taxes. (Americans will pay)

Pg 195 HC Bill - Officers and employees of HC Admin (GOVT) will have access to ALL Americans' financial and personal records.

Pg 203 Line 14-15 HC - “The tax imposed under this section shall not be treated as tax” Yes, it says that.

Pg 239 Line 14-24 HC Bill Govt will reduce physician services for Medicaid. Seniors, low income, poor affected

Pg 241 Line 6-8 HC Bill - Doctors will all be paid the same, regardless of what specialty you have.

Pg 253 Line 10-18 Govt sets value of doctor's time, professional judgment, etc. Literally value of humans.

Pg 265 Sec 1131 Govt mandates and controls productivity for private HC industries

Pg 268 Sec 1141 Fed Govt regulates rental and purchase of power driven wheelchairs

Pg 272 SEC. 1145. Treatment of certain cancer hospitals. Cancer patients: welcome to rationing!

Pg 280 Sec 1151 The Govt will penalize hospitals for what it deems preventable readmissions.

Pg 298 Lines 9-11 Doctors who treat a patient during initial admission that results in a readmission will be penalized by the Govt.

Pg 317 L 13-20 PROHIBITION on ownership/investment. Govt tells doctors what/how much they can own.

Pg 317-318 lines 21-25,1-3 PROHIBITION on expansion- Govt is mandating hospitals cannot expand

Pg 321 2-13 Hospitals have opportunity to apply for exception BUT community input required. Can you say ACORN?!!

Pg 335 16-25 Pg 336-339 - Govt mandates establishment of outcome-based measures. HC the way they want. Rationing

Pg 341 Lines 3-9 Govt has authority to disqualify Medicare Adv Plans, HMOs, etc. Forcing peeps into Govt plan

Pg 354 Sec 1177 - Govt will RESTRICT enrollment of special needs people.! WTF. My sis has down syndrome!!

Pg 379 Sec 1191 Govt creates more bureaucracy - Telehealth Advisory Committee. Can you say HC by phone?

Pg 425 Lines 4-12 Govt mandates Advance Care Planning Consult. Think Senior Citizens end of life

Pg 425 Lines 17-19 Govt will instruct and consult regarding living wills, durable powers of atty. Mandatory!

Pg 425 Lines 22-25, 426 Lines 1-3 Govt provides approved list of end of life resources, guiding you in death. Excuse me???!?!?!?

Pg 427 Lines 15-24 Govt mandates program for orders for end of life. The Govt has a say in how your life ends

Pg 429 Lines 1-9 An “advance care planning consult” will be used frequently as patient's health deteriorates

Pg 429 Lines 10-12 “Advance care consultation” may include an ORDER for end of life plans. AN ORDER from GOV

Pg 429 Lines 13-25 - The govt will specify which Doctors can write an end of life order.

Pg 430 Lines 11-15 The Govt will decide what level of treatment you will have at end of life

Pg 469 - Community Based Home Medical Services=Non profit orgs. Hello, ACORN Medical Svcs here!!?

Pg 472 Lines 14-17 PAYMENT TO COMMUNITY-BASED ORG. One monthly payment to a community-based org. Like ACORN?

Pg 489 Sec 1308 The Govt will cover Marriage & Family therapy. Which means they will insert Govt into your marriage

Pg 494-498 Govt will cover Mental Health Services including defining, creating, rationing those same services

H/T Shelly

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