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H/T DML
Friday, 28 August 2009
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News.........
IDF Golani Brigade Unit Pride!
Attorney general holder, as a rat fink. c.i.a. squealing "rats." "justice." an american tragedy.
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Aug. 28th 2009.
Forces 5,000 troops short for Afghanistan war.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Israel wants 'crippling sanctions' against Iran.
Democrats accused of using Edward Kennedy’s death to promote reforms.
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Friday Wisdom.............
1. A day without sunshine is night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory..
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13... OK, so what's the speed of dark?
14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane..
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
20. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Do We Die?
21 Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
22. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
23. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
24. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
25. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Print your own GCSE Certificate...........
Didn’t do so well in your GCSE’s? Didn’t get the grades you were hoping for? (By the way, never end a sentence with a preposition). Never mind, now you can simply print a certificate (see attached) and fill in any results you want. They’ll never know, and besides most of your course work’s been cribbed (that means copied) from the internet anyway, so why not the end result? Go for it, what harm can it do?
Are the results of your contempories a bit better than last year? Never mind. With Certificate-to-go you too can move forward to face your chosen career with confidence. It’s simple….
Let’s say you got a B in Media Studies and you’re desperate to take it further. Don’t worry. With this certificate, you can fill in whatever you need. If Sharon in Form 5B did better than you, simply print off the certificate and fill in the blanks. Be sure to write in capitals in black ink, though. Yes, with a pen. You can get them from stationery shops. They have ink in. OK, type it then. Put an ‘a’, no, that’s a ‘capital A’. Press the shift key first, and then you’ll need a star, top of the keyboard in the middle. No, right a bit. That’s it. And now you have an excellent grade which will get you into Woolwich Metropolitan University for you to do A-levels, which used to be a degree course when it was a Polytechnic, so you’re doing very well.
Also accepted by employers who got far fewer qualifications than this certificate makes it possible for you to get.
A word of warning though. Certificates showing A, A* and even B grades will help, but others showing C or lower really won’t do as they’re pretty much irrelevant these days. So be careful. If in doubt get a grown up to help you, or look up anything you need on the internet, which will entail… No, hang on – you probably know all about that already.
H/T DML
TRUE LOVE.............
An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: "Darling", "Honey", "My Love", "Pumpkin", "Sweetheart", etc.
The couple had been married FIFTY years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to his host, and said: "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said. "Her name slipped my mind about 10 years a go, -- and I'm scared to death to ask the old bitch what it is."
H/T Shelly
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News.........
Sri Lanka – Fundamentals of Victory against terror.
Shovel Ready in America by Alan Caruba.
UK suffered one casualty in Afghanistan for every vote.
Jacob Zuma heads to Zimbabwe amid rumours of Robert Mugabe health scare.
French military deserter steals yachts to make his getaway.
Russia says it tracked hijacked Arctic Sea all along, but questions grow over cargo.
Health Care for Members of Congress?
Voight: Is Obama creating a civil war in America?
New Jersey fury at Gaddafi 'stay'
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Woman applying for a job in a Florida.........
Woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
So, the foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this; “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Yes, as a matter of fact, I have!” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times and I voted for Obama.”
She got the job.
H/T DML
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Trillions of Dollars...............from Rico
The US Fed can save the US Treasury, or it can save the US Dollar, but it cannot possibly save BOTH.
- guess which one is getting the next bailout? [Hint: It won't be you or I.]
The US economic train, having failed to stop in "Objective reality" is now leaving "Hopey-Changey/Magic Unicorn Land." The next stop is "Weimar" station.
Zimbabwe?* Dear GOD don't even think about going there just now....wait until the next election and think about that before voting.
* Here is a visual of what one trillion dollars, on pallets stacked two high, would look like. Mind-boggling when you look at it and realize the printing presses are running flat-out and nonstop!
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Obama in Montana...........
Hello All,
By now you have probably heard that President Obama came to Montana last Friday. However, there are many things that the major news has not covered. I feel that since Bill and I live here and we were at the airport on Friday I should share some facts with you. Whatever you decide to do with the information is up to you. If you chose to share this email with others I do ask that you DELETE my email address before you forward this on.
On Wednesday, August 5th it was announced locally that the President would be coming here. There are many groups here that are against his healthcare and huge spending so those groups began talking and deciding on what they were going to do. The White House would not release ANY details other than the date.
On about Tuesday Bill found out that they would be holding the "Town Hall" at the airport. (This is only because Bill knows EVERYONE at the airport) Our airport is actually located outside of Belgrade (tiny town) in a very remote location. Nothing is around there. They chose to use a hangar that is the most remotely located hangar. You could not pick a more remote location, and you can not get to it easily. It is totally secluded from the public.
FYI: We have many areas in Belgrade and Bozeman which could have held a large amount of folks with sufficient parking. (gymnasiums/auditoriums). All of which have chairs and tables, and would not have to be SHIPPED IN!! $$$$$ During the week, cargo by the TONS was being shipped in constantly. Airport employees could not believe how it just kept coming. Though it was our President coming several expressed how excessive it was, especially during a recession. $$$$$
Late Tuesday/early Wednesday the 12th, they said that tickets would be handed out on Thursday 9am at two locations and the president would be arriving around 12:30 Friday.
Thursday morning about 600 tickets were passed out. However, 1500 were printed at a Local printing shop per White House request. Hmmmm......900 tickets just DISAPPEARED.
This same morning someone called into the radio from the local UPS branch and said that THOUSANDS of Dollars of Lobster were shipped in for Obama. Montana has some of the best beef in the nation!!! And it would have been really wonderful to help out the local economy. Anyone heard of the Recession?? Just think...with all of the traveling the White House is doing. $$$$$ One can only imagine what else we are paying for.
On Friday Bill and I got out to the airport about 10:45am. The groups that wanted to protest Obama's spending and healthcare had gotten a permit to protest and that area was roped off. But that was not to be. A large bus carrying SEIU (Service Employees International Union) members drove up onto the area (illegal)and unloaded right there. It was quite a commotion and there were specifically 2 SEIU men trying to make trouble and start a fight. Police did get involved and arrested the one man but they said they did not have the manpower to remove the SEIU crowd.
The SEIU crowd was very organized and young. About 99% were under the age of 30 and they were not locals! They had bullhorns and PROFESSIONALLY made signs. Some even wore preprinted T-shirts. Oh, and Planned Parenthood folks were with them.....professing abortion rights with their T-shirts and preprinted signs. (BTW, all these folks did have a permit to protest in ANOTHER area)
Those against healthcare/spending moved away from the SEIU crowd to avoid confrontation. They were orderly and respectful. Even though SEIU kept coming over and walking through, continuing to be very intimidating and aggressive at the direction of the one SEIU man.
So we had Montana folks from ALL OVER the state with their homemade signs and their DOGS with homemade signs. We had cowboys, nurses, doctors you name it. There was even a guy from Texas who had been driving through. He found out about the occasion, went to the store, made a sign, and came to protest.
If you are wondering about the press.....Well, all of the major networks were over by that remote hangar I mentioned. They were conveniently parked on the other side of the buildings FAR away. None of these crowds were even visible to them. I have my doubts that they knew anything about the crowds.
We did have some local news media around us from this state and Idaho . Speaking of the local media...they were invited. However, all questions were to be turned into the White House in advance of the event. Wouldn't want anyone to have to think off the top of their head.
It was very obvious that it was meant to be totally controlled by the White House. Everything was orchestrated down to the last detail to make it appear that Montana is just crazy for Obama and government healthcare. Even those people that talked about their insurance woes........the White House called our local HRDC (Human Resource and Development Committee) and asked for names. Then the White House asked those folks to come. Smoke and mirrors...EVERYTHING was staged!!!!!!!!!!!
I am very dismayed about what I learned about our current White House. The amount of control and manipulation was unbelievable. I felt I was not living in the United States of America , more like the USSR !! I was physically nauseous. Bill and I have been around when Presidents or Heads of State visit. It has NEVER been like this. I am truly very frightened for our country. America needs your prayers and your voices. If you care about our country please get involved. Know the issues. And let Congress hear your voices again and again!! If they are willing to put forth so much effort to BULLY a small town one can only imagine what is going on in Washington DC . Scary!!
Kathy
Bozeman , Montana
H/Ts Everyone
Joke...........
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy thought this was fun and he had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?
H/T Paul B
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