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Sunday, 20 September 2009

Quote..............


"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
Harlan Ellison

H/T DML

THE CASPIAN SEA MONSTER

"What... ...IS... ...it?"


"The Caspian Sea Monster" was what U.S. Intelligence analysts dubbed the Ekranoplan - the largest of a class of maritime vehicles that is neither airplane nor hovercraft, but somewhere in-between - soon after they viewed the first satellite imagery in the 1970's.

You've got to see it, to believe it. Full report, with imagery - STORMBRINGER

Saturday, 19 September 2009

Chris Wallace commenting on his treatment by the Obama White House



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Saturday Night is Bath Night.....

Cartoon Round Up....



Cool.........

Well Puck Me.....

Queen Elizabeth the First's Thyspace page

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H/T Mark H

Saturday Totty........





H/T Paul H

Video: Canadian Troops On Patrol In Afghanistan.

Video: Firefight in Afgahnistan

Video: Leno on ACORN



Borrowed from Instapundit

H/T JMH

Leaving Ms. Dowd's Plantation

Boy-oh-boy . . . .


Ms. dowd

"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well."

The class has grown to include any on the left who can see and hear and those like ms. Dowd who can hear the unsaid.

Read the rest at Washington Rebel

STORMBRINGER SENDS

THE PATRIOT MICROCHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes . . .








. . . click HERE to study THE PATRIOT MICROCHIP ! ! !

Friday, 18 September 2009

Bedtime Totty......

Cartoon Round Up....




Having a nap...



H/T Mark H

Ad: Australian Beer Carlton Draught Ad - Flashdance



H/T ATTU

Video: Dad Catches Foul, Little Girl Throws It Back

WTF!!!!!!

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Sized-to-Fit Condoms Obviously Require You to Accurately Measure Your Naughty Bits.



H/T JMH

Happy Rosh HaShana..........





H/T Double Tapper

Lions and game ranger - African style...





H/T 45 Govt

Nice Bunch of Grapes......

One way to keep your beer cool.....


H/T DML

News......

A New Nuclear-Arms Race.

British Afghanistan commander Major General Nick Carter: 'Time is not on our side'.

Royal Marine to sell Conspicuous Gallantry Cross won in Iraq.

Gurkhas to declare independent state in India.

President Ahmadinejad says Iran will 'never abandon nuclear programme'.

EU: is Britain still a sovereign state?

General David Petraeus: allied failure ‘would intoxicate terrorists’.

Fresh Tullow find offers promise of new 'oil frontier’ in Africa.

'Torture, murder and rape' — Iran’s way of breaking the opposition.

A suggestion for the Anagram Hall of Fame:

Barack Obama = Arab Back Mao

H/T David G


Try using Barack Hussein Obama and see what you come up with.

Lamestream Medialeft Lets Us Down - Again.........by Marshall

Which story is getting less coverage from the lamestream medialeft - the Knoxville murders (trials now finally underway for January 2007 killings) or the ACORN scandal ? Both are generally ignored. Be advised - if you check out the Knoxville murders, the details are hideous, but there is no excuse for big media ignoring the basics. They have a reason for the non-coverage - it doesn't fit their agenda.....By the way, does AP stand for Agenda Press ?

Reason TV: Sam Tanenhaus on The Death of Conservatism

Video: Fighter jet compilation by the French.

English Pronunciation..........

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.


Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

H/T DML

Red Friday Totty......




Video: Chill'n Out after an engagement

Steven Crowder: Berkeley Hippies Teaser!

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