Monday, 16 November 2009
Approval Rating......
'President Obama’s approval rating is down to 46 percent. That means 54 percent of the people do not approve of the job he’s doing.
I think this is totally unfair. We should at least wait until he actually does something.' - Jay Leno
H/T DML
Lobster Puzzle........
This is much more fun than that old picture where you tried to find the man's face in coffee beans. Every so often a clever picture comes along that camouflages something for us to find. This is one such picture.
Hidden within this picture, I am told, are two lobsters. Go ahead and try to find them.
If you find the lobsters in 5 minutes, the left side of your brain is normal. I looked for 15 minutes and couldn't find them. I guess my brain is "abnormal." I am told women find the lobsters much quicker. It probably has something to do with the wiring in the brain.
Good luck ---- Check below:
H/T Liz B
News.............
Big Weekend for Visiting Friends and Family at American Power
Odder still, this ... on the word "racism" ...
When Some Bloggers Really Should Hang Up Their Keyboards
Bacteria 'glow near landmines'
Ministry of Defence officials get £8,000 a month in Afghanistan
War threat between Venezuela and Colombia increases
Russia and US join forces to put pressure on Iran
Prisoners allowed up to 100 days 'holiday' from cells
President Obama will urge China to join US in ‘world leadership’
Russia warns Tehran it is ‘running out of time’ in uranium deal stand-off
Italy calls for a single European Army
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A few more one liners........
201. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
202. What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
Never lick the spoon.
203. Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
204. Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.
205. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
206. No one is listening until you fart.
207. Only dead fish go with the flow.
208. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
209. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
210. This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
211. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
212. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
213. Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it shits on your head.
214. I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
215. I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
216. The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.
217. Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
218. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
219. 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
220. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
H/T DML
SELF-INDUCED JIHAD SYNDROME
What does the Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan, Timothy McVeigh, disaffected Muslim youth in Britain, a geriatric white supremacist mass killer, and al Qaeda all have in common? 
STORMBRINGER explores this scary phenomena . . .
Sunday, 15 November 2009
ON A ROLL HERE . . .
Visit Nice Deb for more of the Scene Stealing Squirrel . . .
Nutsy the Squirrel as an Internet phenomena, and the hilarious Squirrel MOVIE . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Editors Note: re Ads
We have installed a program that puts ads into the pictures on this site. This is an experiment and not necessarily permanent. Clicking on pictures will still enlarge the picture without pop-ups or any shenanigans etc. The ads only appear when you hover your cursor over the picture.
We will run this 'til the end of the month to see how it goes.
PROTOCOL UPDATE
Barack Obama: take due notice thereof, and conduct yourself accordingly . . .
STORMBRINGER
POTUS BODY LANGUAGE UPDATE . . .
. . . and THE SALUTE THAT WON'T GO AWAY
In the course of my career I was trained to read body language. The inner soul speaks out - especially through the eyes, of course. A person's posture will betray that which they seek to conceal.
Will somebody educate the guy? American leaders do NOT kowtow to Oriental potentates.
This is how it's done . . .
What is General MacArthur saying here?
And what is the message from the Emperor of Japan to his people?
Full analysis . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
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Nursing Home
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asked the grandson.
It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.
"There's a musician here--he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!
There is a judge in here--he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!
There's a dentist here--90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!
And me--I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The F**king Arab."
H/T Steve M
