Wednesday, 15 September 2010
Are you ready for some football?
1. What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
……..Drool.
2. What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
……..A full set of teeth.
3. How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
……..Grease her hips and push.
4. How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
………Pay him for the pizza.
5. How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
……There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
6. Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
….Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
7. What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football player’s life?
……..His freshman year.
8. How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
……..None. That’s a sophomore course.
9. Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
……. Durham , North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
Erect a goal post!
11. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
……..You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
H/T DML
News....
Day 68 – 15th September 1940
Imam Rauf, Ground Zero Huckster
Leadership traits
Turning Off the (Incandescent) Light of Liberty
The demographic assault upon europe ... france swoons to a senegalese penis ...
Saad Hariri's cautionary tale
Harry Reid arrives at clean energy summit. . . in a fleet of giant SUVs
'Blade' of water that can cut through steel to be used in Afghanistan to destroy IEDs
Being Jewish in Shanghai (Photos)
Defence spending: the world's biggest armies in stats
Riddled with the bone idle: Fire chief's devastating verdict on public sector
The eternal flame of Muslim outrage
'Bridge Building' and the WTC Mosque
Defence cuts 'could leave us unable to fight a war', say MPs
Year-round nuclear submarines may be axed to cut costs
Myth of the underpaid public sector worker
The backlash begins against the world landgrab
Chinese think tank warns US it will emerge as loser in trade war
Defence review too hasty, say MPs
Real IRA threatens to attack British bankers
Van Rompuy accused of power grab over EU foreign policy
French Senate approves 'Burka ban'
US health workers arrested in Zimbabwe
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Islam Intimidates French: Will they fight.......from Rico
Will the Fwnech 'fight' haw-haw-haw...not unless they bring the Foreign Legion into Fwance!
- Pork & wine protests are NOT going to stop this very "in-your-face" community organizer technique.
I have seen similar reports about this, as well as the 'youth riots' and car burnings in Fwance...but their media carefully deletes the fact that it is Muslim youth destroying property and shooting at Fwench cops, etc. and NOT native Fwench youths.
Frankly, I think the Fwench are already fwucked. It was a huge mistake for DeGaulle to disband the Legionnaires in Algeria back in the '60's.....
- MY question is will WE resist and fight?
Ahhhh...how I miss the good old days of 'solidarnoscz' Comrade!
Tuesday, 14 September 2010
Saudi Bling Bling
Bling! The original He Man Women Hater Kingdom just scored the largest arms deal in history! Snatching up hot weaponized goodies like
The deal will authorize Saudilanders to buy as many as 84 new F-15 fighters, upgrade 70 more, and purchase three types of helicopters—70 Apaches, 72 Black Hawks and 36 Little Birds.
"...On top of the $60 billion package of fighter jets and helicopters, Great Satan is discussing a potential $30 billion package to upgrade Saudi Arabia's naval forces. An official described these as "discreet, bilateral conversations" in which no agreement has yet been reached. That deal could include littoral combat ships, surface vessels intended for operations close to shore.
"...Talks are also underway to expand Saudi Arabia's ballistic-missile defenses. Great Satan is encouraging the Saudis to buy systems known as THAAD—Terminal High Altitude Defense—and to upgrade its Patriot missiles to reduce the threat from Iranian rockets. Unclear how much this package would be worth.
The hot! sweet part of all this is that Gay Free Persia's Preacher Command has to seriously re think and retarget those 11K missiles per minute - on Saudi airfields scattered throughout the peninsula of intolerance.
Bling bling bay bee! from GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
(D) is for......from Rico
Is (D) for Doofus...or for Democrat?
- Or am I being redundan,t damn-me-eyes? We do seem to be drowning in a sea of (D)...
Remembering Jimmuh CARTER (D).
- In the '70's the FED doubled the money supply over a period of ten years. By 1979 the CPI rose 13.3% and the price of Gold multiplied 3.8 times.
Now we have Berry OBAMA (D).
- The FED has doubled the money supply in two years. Care to hazard a 'guess' what's gonna happen to the CPI and the price of Gold? Gee...I think I'll ask Joe Biden and then count on the opposite happening. Joe is super-(D), the poster-child for 'dumb ass.'
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Video: Edmonton Jiffy Jeep
2 Minute tear down and rebuild of a Jeep Jimmy
as demonstrated at the "Race the Base" in Cold Lake Alberta
on August 28th 2010
H/T DML
News.......
Day 66 – 13th September 1940
Day 67 – 14th September 1940
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, ....? the "party line" says pamela geller's rally never happened ... hey, you find it in the "news," you find the "truth."
My Muslim patients used to be pleasant and religion was not discussed...
A ground-shaking demonstration brings to life an Indian legion
In Search Of: People Of Color
Our post-racial president will attend two monochromatic galas this week
How Obama Thinks
Cuba to cut one million public sector jobs
Happy Independence Day...for Whom?
Sarah Palin's Iowa trip points to 2012 presidential run
Guaranteed Effective All-Occasion Non-Slanderous Political Smear Speech
Barack Obama to authorise record $60bn Saudi arms sale
British Teen Banned From U.S. for Life After Sending Obscene E-Mail to Obama
U.S. Media Border Blackout Explained
Homeowner who fired shotgun to warn off trespassing traveller children will not face charges
Jack the Invincible: SAS medals hero was shot, bayoneted and hit by shrapnel... and still broke out of a PoW camp to carry on fighting
BBC's staff show their true colours
The men of Bomber Command deserve their memorial. And it is politically correct nonsense to suggest otherwise
Cuts will bring civil unrest, says police leader
Russia limits vodka sales to stop wildfire victims drowning their sorrows
North Korea delays meeting over Kim Jong-il's health
and finally......
Guyism’s NFL 2010 Crystal Ball
Miss Pole Dance Canada Contest is Not as Sexy as You’d Think
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Cooking.........from Rico
Under the watchful and alert "eyes-wide-shut" Of Larry Summers (Obama-Soetoro's Senior Economic Policy Advisor...if you don't count George Soros) things are going just SWELL during this "Summer of Recovery" (h/t Vice-Clown Joe Biden)!
- "cooking" the books is gonna "cook" our goose.
HOUSING
- Thanks a bunch to those two forty-pound brains Bawney Fwank and Cwissy Dodd for tanking the housing sector via Fannie Mae & Freddi Mac. The Case-Shiller PPI shows you what deep-thinkers these two boneheads really are.
UNEMPLOYMENT
- The 'offishul' Unemployment numbers near 9% (claculated with the 'new' math at the beginning of the Clinton term) reflect less than half of the 'real' unemployment ratenear 22% (calculated the boring 'old' way). See? Thigs aren't as bad as you see them to be, because the Goobers in Gooberment 'say' so. Would they lie to you?
GDP
- Just like the disconnects between the 'reported' and the 'real' housing and unemploment figures, the GDP figures are fake, too. The Consumer Metrics Institute has a better handle on this than most.
Since enough voters were stoopid enough to vote for HOPE and CHANGE without having the 'wit' to ask what was meant by that, I have to ask:
- You happy with what you're 'getting'? GOOD, because even more of the same is heading your way.....
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