Wednesday, 4 June 2008
News.....
You can blame the European power giants for sky-high bills: They buy the gas we can't store and sell it BACK. Do we have an energy policy in this country or is Brown making it up as he goes along?
The £422m Chinook helicopters that won't fly when it rains. And how many heads will roll? None.
Tanker drivers could close hundreds of petrol forecourts with series of strikes. A summer of discontent is coming.
Brigitte Bardot fined £12,000 for racial hatred after claiming Muslims are destroying France. Another victory for Islam.
Formula 1 in turmoil as shamed Mosley wins vote over 'Nazi orgy' claims. So it's fine to be a Nazi Whoremonger. The FIA are finished as a credible body.
Lord Tebbit: We need no lectures from Robert Mugabe - he's a mad dog on two legs. And like a mad dog he must be shot.
Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe's reckoning looms. A spot of wishful thinking. There seems to be a total lack of backbone when it comes to dealing with the Marxist Monkey.
Parachute Regiment launches surprise attack on Taliban in Afghanistan. A brilliant attack.
Barack Obama seizes his moment in history. Hopefully a moment is all it will be.
Citizens fire back with carbon 'belch'. Or how to really piss off the ecoloonies.
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Tuesday, 3 June 2008
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I missed this one...
The death throes of 20th-century ideology. A sad indictment of modern Britain.
H/T Nebraska Bob
Comments of the Day....
From yesterdays Times. A great selection of jokes in the comments section.
H/T Filippo
A blast from the past.....
...a couple of years ago I set up a NSFW blog which is long since gone. In order to free up space for this blog I have downloaded all the pics from there. We now have an excellent supply of totty to keep things going for while along with stuff like this.
Understanding Engineers .....
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The woman below replied, 'You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'
'You must be an engineer,' said the balloonist.
'I am,' replied the woman, 'How did you know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist,' everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far.'
The woman below responded, 'You must be in Management.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' said the woman, 'you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.'
H/T AJD Shootist
Someone give him a real gun....
Bubba Trouble. A good exposee of Clinton.
and.....
Bill Clinton slams Vanity Fair writer as "sleazy"
H/T Shelly
You're An EXTREME Redneck When....
You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
H/T Joker
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Light news....
Credit where it's due. A good piece on the US response to Burma and other disasters.
Islamic extremists should get therapy, Home Office tells local councils. Preferably .50 therapy.
Hillary Clinton sees end of White House dream. She hasn't gone yet. She should stand as an independent. That should stuff Obama
Robert Mugabe turns up at UN food summit in Rome. Someone arrest him for crimes against humanity. Better still shoot the f**ker.
Syria to allow inspectors into suspected nuclear facility. I thought the IAF had already 'inspected' it.
Eat more insects, scientists say. McLocust and fries anyone?
EU food chief: Lift BSE ban to cut grain prices. Soon be ex-EU food chief.
Nato 'needs more' in Afghanistan. Sadly some of the Nato members seem to think that it is a social club not a military organisation.
Mosley set to face vote on future. You can expect Ferrari to support the Nazi whoremonger, and what Ferrari wants they usually get.
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Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC.
There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America.
I politely declined to take one.
An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.
The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?'
The old woman looked up at her and said, 'Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.'
H/T Don Emslie
Monday, 2 June 2008
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