H/T Mark Scott
Monday, 30 June 2008
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A Correspondent Reports....
'My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it. I love it when a plan comes together.'
H/T Joker
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News...
Revealed: How High Street bank Lloyds TSB dishes out debit cards to children as young as 11. Hook them early. By the time some of them leave university the banks will own them for life.
Channel 4 blasted for paying ransom for reporter held by Taliban criminals. What do you expect from a bunch of limp-dick liberals. They have some very pro-islamoloony staff.
Bloodiest month yet for British forces in Afghanistan as another soldier is killed by a landmine. Tragic losses. The Taleban are being trained by Al-Queda and probably Iran. As Iraq improves, Afghanistan will get worse. This is not helped by the fact that certain NATO countries won't fight which only encourages our enemies.
Hugo Chavez faces political crisis as allies desert him. Bye bye bozo!
King Arthur is propaganda, say French. The Frech have been sulking ever since Crecy not to mention Agincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo and the last two Rugby World Cups.
French marines shoot children in bungled hostage display. I am not sure which is more shocking: The fact that the French Military actually 'engaged' someone or the fact that they actually had some real ammo when they did.
Taliban ousted from Khyber Pass. Now keep them out.
Al-Qa'eda style terrorists planning UK attacks with ambulances bought on eBay. Our courts have made us a soft-target.
Queen of Hawaii demands independence from 'US occupiers'. If Obama gets to the White House expect several states to want 'independence'. I still don't think he will.
Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe defied by voters in 'sham' elections. It seems that some Zimbabweans have bigger balls than the West.
Farmer who exposed terror, Ben Freeth, is kidnapped with family. Send in troops to rescue them.
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Iraq Update from DJ Elliot.
Gen Campbell reports on the War
Ralph Peters On The Successful & Unreported Bush Surge
A 'heads up' warning for all men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th 29th.
Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each
H/T Shelly
Sunday, 29 June 2008
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The Sunday Best....
Birthday party snub sparks debate. The Swedes are potty.
Labour MP pulled before chief whip for inviting 'Russian spy' to tea in the Commons. Bloody fool. But what do expect from Labour.
Taliban chief who killed Cpl Sarah is taken out by laser-guided missiles. Payback.
America's fury as Hamza smuggles hate messages to Bin Laden's No 2... From UK jail cell. Ship the bastard to Gitmo and let him rot.
Why we should sack half our fat-cat MPs - and save £180million a year. Why stop at half. They are all bloody useless. We should also decimate the civil service.
Snatch Land Rover to be scrapped by the British Army. About time. Pity it is too late for many brave lads who have been killed in these death traps.
Bill Clinton says Barack Obama must 'kiss my ass' for his support. The first useful thing Clinton has done. I still think the Clintons will nail Obama if they get the chance.
Dick Cheney 'tried to block North Korea nuclear deal'. Backing down to North Korea is always wrong. Once again the State Department have got it wrong.
Refugees shot fleeing North Korea. See what I mean.
Israel has a year to stop Iran bomb, warns ex-spy. Less than that.
Iran ready to strike at Israel’s nuclear heart. Time to 'lend' Israel a trident sub.
Robert Mugabe could stay on as 'titular head' of Zimbabwe, says Morgan Tsvangirai. I don't think Mugabe is in a caring and sharing frame of mind. The syphilitic scumbag is totally effing nuts.
Robert Mugabe’s thugs shout: ‘Let’s kill the baby’. It is time that these thugs met the 'Airborne'.
Labour’s donors turn on Gordon Brown. Brown is finished.
article of the day...
Yes, it’s messy, but toppling Mugabe may be the only option. A great piece.
and the Clarkypoos bit.
Dante’s new hell: my work canteen. The BBC liberals idea of food.
BMW M3 convertible
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An oldie....
Ali and Mohammed are begging on the London Tube. Ali drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Mohammed, on the other hand, only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day.
Mohammed asks Ali how he can bring home a suitcase full of £10. notes everyday. Ali says, "Look at your sign. It say 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Mohammed then looks at Ali's sign. It reads 'I only need another £10
to move back to my country'.
H/T Ted Foster
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