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When private equity came for trailer parks
2 hours ago
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
Tuesday, 8 July 2008
News....
Britain in recession 'within months' as bosses predict 550 jobs will be lost EVERY day. There goes the economy.
Bizarre sex life of F1 boss Max Mosley revealed to court as he insists: 'It's perfectly harmless and private'. He should have been booted out of his job.
Simon Mann 'only has himself to blame' for 34 year jail term says accused coup mastermind. The poor sod was betrayed.
This country to so pro-Muslim it is giving succour to the extremists who would destroy us. It is time to stand up and defend ourselves.
Church of England split warning after women bishop vote. So the bearded bastard and his liberal lackeys have finally wrecked the C of E.
'Russian state killed former spy Alexander Litvinenko'. Doh! Who else did they think did it.
Iraqi prime minister seeks timetable for American withdrawal. We are all seeking a timetable to withdraw, but only when Iraq can stand on it's own two feet.
Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe thugs raid refugee camp. And so it goes on.
Toddlers who dislike spicy food 'racist'. Silly season is alive and well.
Iran: 'West tried to poison Ahmadinejad with X-ray machine at summit'. Just shoot the prick.
Teenager finds baby bat in her bra. It all happens in Norfolk.
Businessman who grabbed a thug for smashing a window is charged with assault. Only in Britain.
Daily Mail loses employee info. Tut tut. You can't trust the press with anything.
Plans to clear undergrowth from gay sex spot branded discriminatory. You couldn't make it up.
Most Obnoxious Tourists? The French of course!
The origins of S**T......
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.
It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word.
Neither did I.
I had always thought it was a golf term.
H/T 45 Govt
Too close to the truth: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -Press 2
To complain ab out what we do - Press 3
To swear at staff members - Press 4
To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!
If you want this in Spanish, move to a country that speaks it!
H/T Don Emslie
Monday, 7 July 2008
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