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Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Here we go.....


Large Hadron Collider - will it cause the end of the world?

Big Bang Babes.....




The Big Bang Theory Theme Song-Barenaked Ladies....


No Boundaries

Beneath the streetlights of northwest Baghdad's Hurriya neighborhood Multi-National Division - Baghdad Soldiers with Company A, 1st Battalion, 502nd Infantry Regiment grab hold of concertina wire. Soldiers plan to gather up as much concertina wire as they can and use safety cones in its palce whenever possible in an effort to beautify Hurriya. Photo by Sgt. Paul Monroe.



H/T Jeri H.

Tuesday, 9 September 2008


H/T Mark Scott

All Good Things Come in Threes....

Ahhhh.....guess who's for dinner!



H/T Andi B

The Seabreacher...looks fun

News...

Sarah Palin is not such a small-town girl after all. The Dems would do well to avoid pissing her off. H/T Joe

George Bush announces plan to move US troops from Iraq to Afghanistan. Al Queda has moved so must we.

Supermarkets accused of taking advantage of food inflation to increase prices. Surprise, surprise. Supermarkets are all about profit.

Police in crisis after jury rejects £10m terror case. Until we have juries selected on the basis of IQ and education as opposed to a bunch of fools who could not think of a decent excuse to get out of it, our legal system will continue to fail. Some decent judges would help.

Deadly airstrike on school set up by bin Laden friend, Jalal-uddin Haqqani. Good. Keep it up. As usual liberals are wetting themselves over it.

Tuesday Totty....




Thought for the Day ..


H/T Don Emslie

I just love anagrams, don't you?

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the words 'illegal immigrants' and add a few more letters, it spells out:

'F**k off and go home you hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, benefit grabbing, goat f**king, smelly, rag head bastards'

How weird is that ??

H/T Killem

If you thought Piranhas were little.....



H/T Jeffrey Nihart

Monday, 8 September 2008

Bedtime View....


H/T DML




H/T
Mark Scott

Typical Bloggers Office....

News....

Contempt, apathy and lies - why Britain is crying out for our own 'pitbull with lipstick'. Melanie Phillips on 'Sarah the Slayer'.

Brown: 'I will not go without a fight'. Defiant PM vows to meet enemies head-on. Deluded Prick.

Reduce net immigration to zero, say MPs. Finally some MPs with balls.

Terror groups developing 'dirty bomb', say security chiefs. No s**t.

Modern Jean de Florette exposes dark heart of French farming. The French really are a bunch of ignorant peasants. Take away the EU subsidies and see how quick they change things.

Hamid Karzai blames Britain for Taliban resurgence. Try looking at Pakistan. If you want to get rid of the poppy crop, try introducing a disease something that kills it naturally. A sort of GM Bio Drug War

Green activists 'are keeping Africa poor'. An effing menace those greens.

The New Football Season......

Opening night party for the Los Angeles Temptation of the all-new Lingerie Football League!

Caption Time....


H/T Everyone who sent me this.

Bye bye.....

Monday Mopsies...




Thought for the day ..

'Great people talk about ideas
Average people talk about things
Small people talk about other people
And legends, like us, never talk .... we just drink'


H/T M Kohl

Nice one......


H/T DML

A Poem to Start the Week......

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits: By Pam Ayres


Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.


H/T DML


Bright JSTARS

A U.S. Air Force E-8C JSTARS from the 7th Expeditionary Air Combat and Control Squadron Joint Surveillance Target Attack Radar System sits on the ramp before a mission over Iraq, Sept. 1, 2008. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Aaron Allmon II.

Sunday, 7 September 2008

Bedtime Totty....

More F1 Buls**t.....

Hamilton stripped of Spa win. Formula One is crooked as hell. There is one law for Ferrari and another for the rest.

I am not sure this is a good idea......

Meet Evans the Atom, who will end the world on Wednesday.
Recreating the Big Bang may be one scientific 'breakthrough' we can live without.

Home Security Texas Style....


H/T Thomas Harris

Car Manufacturers Downsize....




H/T Peter Gunn


H/T Jackie Gedling

Obama has a Defence Policy.....it was drawn up by Russia, China and Iran!



H/T Shelly

Daily Chassis...

British TV Companies start to feel the Pinch....






H/T Casasquirrels

Deja Vu.......



H/T K Kunz.

Debunking the Media......

Palin Rumors. The bits that the MSM will leave out. H/T Nebraska Bob.

Duluxville....

Sign of the Day...

Caption Time....

NATO tribute......

...pity that the troops are being let down by their politicians (again).

The Sunday Best....

Russian Navy to adopt new carrier fighters after 2016. We need our new carriers before then with enough escorts to protect them Trouble is the bloody olympics are bleeding us dry on top of Labours disastrous spending on Health and Education. H/T DJ Elliott

Iraq Seeks F-16 Fighters. from DJ Elliott.

Iraqi Security Forces Order of Battle: September 2008 update. by DJ Elliott.

The Doomsday Bunker: MoD's secret command centre (including a pine bed for the ‘Principal’)
Furnished by IKEA. I am not entirely sure they deserve to survive after all their f**k ups.

'CIA helped draw up dodgy Iraq war dossier for No 10'. Our intelligence agencies seem to have a total lack of it.....always have.

Now computer drive disappears carrying personal details of 5,000 prison officers. The Government cannot be trusted with our personal info.

Anger at fake Sarah Palin photos as smear campaign makes her 'look like a stripper'. I make no apologies for the picture below, she is great and will make a fantastic VP and you never know she may just end up President. As I see she is going to get photoshopped by her enemies so her supporters might as well do some of our own. I will of course be photoshopping Obama and that creature he is married to as often as possible.





Sarah Palin's Alaska aides will be forced to reveal her office secrets in Troopergate inquiry. And she will be proven to be right. The left can throw all the s**t they like but 'those who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones.'

Sarah Palin brings the Hillary Clinton era to an end. And not before time.

Hillary Clinton unleashed to counter ‘pitbull in lipstick’ Sarah Palin. If Hillary has one ounce of common sense she will avoid this fight, she will lose. Imagine in 2012 we could have a Palin v Clinton Presidential Fight.

Al-Qa'eda's American-born propaganda chief may have died in predator attack. Scratch another one.

Gordon Brown policies 'piling up budget deficit'. The asshole has bankrupted Britain.

MoD breaches EU rules by training Chinese officer. Sod the EU rules we should have our own rules to prevent this.. Why the hell are we even considering training Chinese Officers?

US warship confronts Russian military in ‘tinderbox’ port. I don't think Putin expect the US Navy to turn up.

Shimon Peres warns Israel’s hawks over Iran strike. Iran has to be faced down and that may need the help of a bit of force.

Fear of new Mid East 'Cold War' as Syria strengthens military alliance with Russia. Does Syria really want a visit from the IAF? Boy Assad must be tired of life. All our 'enemies' think they can make hay while the Presidential Campaign Sun Shines.






North Korea ‘uses doubles to hide death of Kim’. So the Dear Leader is more of a 'Dead Leader'.

Sunday Totty....





Members of Combined Joint Special Operations Air Component, CJSOAC , from Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron 84, conduct night operations, Balad, Iraq, Aug. 25, 2008. The squadron is the only Navy component of the CJSOAC and has been supporting vital special operations missions in the Iraqi theatre. U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 1st Class Joseph W. Pfaff.

VIA Blackfive