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Wednesday, 22 October 2008
Poverty in the Netherlands.....
...just a taste of what welfare under Obama might look like.
H/T W Heppe
Notice to All Employees......just in case.
As of November 5, 2008, IF President Obama is officially elected to office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a “fair shake.”
2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.” We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn't apply to us.
4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all.”
5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's “good to spread the wealth.” Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more “patriotic.”
6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free foodstamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flatscreen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!
If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.
H/T Shelly
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Light News....
Who Actually Votes? by Alan Caruba.
Iraqi forces detain seven Iranian agents in Iraq. By Bill Roggio. (H/T DJ Elliott)
Britain's freedoms under threat from 'Big Brother security state', warns Director of Public Prosecutions. No S**t.
Cleric Omar Bakri sparks terror alert after claiming X Factor is 'anti Muslim'. Wouldn't know. Never watch it.
Swimming with tigers. Cool.
Zimbabwe opposition members boycott power-sharing summit. And? Just what Mugabe wants.
Hillary Clinton to star in Barack Obama's final White House push. She will lose him votes. Maybe that is why she is doing it.
LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH...
Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'
Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'
H/T Killem
Meet William Ayres.....
He is a close friend and personal confidant of Barack Obama. Ayres financed Obama's entry into the wonderful world of radical south-Chicago politics. Obama's Illinois State Senate campaign was kicked off at a party at Ayres' home. Ayres admitted to membership in a radical anti-government group called the Weather Underground, admitted to bombing the Pentagon as part of a protest plot to overthrow the U.S. Government, and admitted to aiding in the bombing of a police station resulting in slain police officers. On 9-11, in direct response to the World Trade Center attacks he told a reporter that he is proud of what he did, and that he 'should have done more .'
H/T Shelly
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Monday, 20 October 2008
Article of the Day....
Nice to see Zimbabwe getting some coverage in the US. Driven from land in Zimbabwe, couple in their 50s seize opportunity in N.C.
H/T Your Daily Paine
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH.....
Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
'Why?' asks the father?
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.
'But that's right!' says his dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
'What's the f...... difference?' asks the father.
'That's what I said!'
H/T Killem
Light News...
Taliban chiefs killed in blast. More like this please.
Half of trainee teachers fail basic maths test. A sad indictment of the British Education system.
Immigration Minister Phil Woolas beats retreat over 'crackdown' on foreign workers. Spin unspun.
Consumer economy will not recover until 2011. It may take longer than that.
Duke of Norfolk and 80 other landowners seek hunt protest ban. Good. Keep the antis out.
Robert Mugabe allies warn SADC over allocation of cabinet positions. The only way to rid Zimbabwe of Mugabe and end the suffering is by force.
Colin Powell backs Barack Obama. A move that will come back to haunt him.
Farmers given more control in new rural reforms in China. It was that or face a rural rebellion.
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Sunday, 19 October 2008
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