H/T Kenny
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
Monday, 8 December 2008
Blog of the Day...
The Remittance Man. Ignore the ASBO and go through it. It's a great blog and SFW. Another victim of the internet plod.
Question for the Day....
...am I the only guy who still owns a pair of Hexcel Splittails? Probably the best ski ever made.
Stand up for Christmas....
*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*'Cause the PC Police had taken away*
*And the reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds, and Wise Men, and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say,*
* December 25th is just a 'Holiday '.*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes of selling books by Franken or Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas;
it won't touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in every public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged or discarded*
*The reason for the season, was stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
*Sipping your Starbucks, Listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,not Happy Holiday !*
Please, all Christians join together and wish everyone you meet during the holidays a MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!
H/T Peter Gunn
AIRSPACE VIOLATION PROTOCOL...
According to a Marine Pilot:
Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'
Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)
Sounds like Neptunus Lex
H/Ts Nebraska Bob & DML
Time for Theo to get some green tights....
....although may need an M4 instead of the longbow.
H/T M Kohl
Late News from our Correspondents.....
Think tank: If each of us carried a gun . . .hell yeah. the Brits invented the 2nd and we no longer have it. Time to get it back. H/Ts Larry T & Thomas Harris who both have the right.
Sunset in the West. Steyn on the demographic death of the UK. (H/T Nebraska Bob)
A Rare Saudi Voice: Arabs Waste Time Trying to Destroy Israel. A reality check based on history. (H/T Jeremy Jacobs)
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Blog post of the Day....
A plea for help. Richard needs help researching a book.
He writes
'I am also writing solo a book on the Snatch Land Rover and its role in the Iraq and Afghani campaigns. This is more than just a book about a vehicle though. The Snatch, in its own way, was an icon which symbolised the lack of preparedness for a messy and dangerous series of counter-insurgency operations.
Thus, the book is turning out to be a comprehensive account of the Iraqi insurgency in the British sector, whence I will move on – perhaps – to Afghanistan. It is possible though that the experiences in Iraq alone will take up the whole of this account.'
Car Test......
....only Clarkypoos could road test a Fiesta and include a chase in a shopping mall and a beach assault with the Royal Marines.
News...
Steps of a hero. They don't come much braver than this lad.
Words associated with Christianity and British history taken out of children's dictionary. 'Oxford University Press the publisher claims the changes have been made to reflect the fact that Britain is a modern, multicultural, multifaith society.' Bulls**t.
Silence=Acceptance. Mark Steyn on 'moderate islam'
Human rights: Straw to get tough and reform 'villains charter'. A Monday Morning exercise in spin and nothing more.
Immigrants will have to wait 10 years to claim council housing in massive benefits clampdown. More spin. There is also a chronic shortage of council housing so there is no longer anywhere to put immigrants.
Golly! They've junked the jam: Robertson's is to be axed. I understand Golly is moving to Washington!
Middle-class jobs bloodbath as unemployment 'hits 3.5m within two years'. As unemployment is already over 3 million expect the figure to be nearer 5. Too many unemployed are being hidden in the disability figures.
Irish to vote on EU treaty again as experts warn Britain could be signed up within a year. Like hell we will.
Taliban fighters destroy crucial Nato supplies in Pakistan. Pakistan is becoming the root of all trouble in the region.
Army battles al-Qaeda militants in Philippines. It not just Afghanistan.
Emma Watson 'would go naked on screen'. The little tease.
'Mumbai mastermind' arrested in Pakistan. How long before we have to give Pakistan a slap?
Hoax phone call 'almost took Pakistan to war'. There is going to be trouble.
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Personal Ad....
LOOKING FOR FUN -----
Elegant sophisticated couple looking for midget who owns a Boa Constrictor and have some experience on trapeze Must be able to get away weekends. NO SICKOS PLEASE
H/T Shelly
Sunday, 7 December 2008
The Importance of Good Eye Make-up.....
Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied. If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys... 
H/T M Kohl
Quotes from Hollywood Squares part 1.....
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads underwater long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
H/T Ted Foster
The Sunday Best....
Irish brothers hit big time with Obama. Nice of the Times to catch up with us. They are only 9 months behind.
Jules is in the Doghouse.
Arthur's Man of the Month. Geert Wilders!
Axe attack soldier in rehab nine hours a day. An amazing story of a brave guy.
Mrs Speaker axed from State banquets: Off Queen's guest list after snubbing nine invitations. She should axe the speaker as well.
Moles row deepens: Cabinet 'traitor' behind Tory bid to prove Brown guilty of sleaze. As if we need proof!
Keeping Poultry and Rabbits on Scraps... The bestselling book returns for the credit crunch. A welcome return for grow your own.
Falkland Islands to be left without warship. A f**king disgrace. Brown has systematically wrecked the Royal Navy. The bastard should be keel-hauled.
First Russian warship uses Panama Canal since 1944. More posturing by Putin and that prick Chavez.
Fighting bear advert voted funniest of all time.
Pantomime horses banned because of health and safety. Oh for f**ks sake.
Welfare mothers to be forced to work. About time too.
Admirals walk the plank after Iranian humiliation. Good. It was a disgraceful episode. Government Ministers should also go.
Head of Royal Navy threatens resignation over push to scrap Harriers. If anything we need more Harriers. We must increase defence spending.
Clinton builds loyalist empire. Obama's enemy within. This is going to get messy.
Battle for Zimbabwe’s blood diamonds. Mugabe's days are numbered. The troops will not support him for much longer.
and the Clarkypoos bit
Sorry, worms, you won’t be getting a piece of me.
Vauxhall Insignia 2.8 V6. An adequate way to drive to hell
And Little Jimmy May
The perfect Bond car
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