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H/T M Kohl
Thursday, 8 January 2009
Indians They Ain't......
Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.
The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "I think they're dog tracks!"
The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!"
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
H/T Old Dude
Wednesday, 7 January 2009
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How to get your campus organization suspended by being funny in a flyer......
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H/T Thomas Harris
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on........
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'
H/T 45 Govt
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Gaza: What the media left out.....
War Crimes In Gaza by Jules Crittenden.
This footage was shot near the UN school where it is alleged that 30-40 human shields died on Tuesday.
Israel kills 30 in attack on UN school in Gaza.
News....
Revolt! Robbed of their right to buy traditional light bulbs, millions are clearing shelves of last supplies. They are one of the few things in Britain that are going up in value.
Britain prepares for further winter chaos as temperatures now fall to MINUS 12C. But no snow.
200 bail hostels to open across Britain - with NO public consultation. The government think they can do as they please.
200 shops a DAY to close this year in high street bloodbath. The death of the High Street.
Four in ten police officers convicted of serious crimes keep their jobs. Protected by their friends at the 'Lodge'.
Government runs 'ghost bus' to avoid admitting it scrapped rail service. Devious scum.
European Union demands Russia restore gas supplies as fuel prices rise. What will Russia demand in exchange?
UK car sales tumble by 20 per cent amid calls for Government help. Britain's Economy is in freefall.
£6m of sick miners' awards went to Arthur Scargill's union. Scargill should face charges.
Critics round on Barack Obama choice of Leon Panetta as CIA chief. Oh dear, the halo is slipping.
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