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Friday, 10 April 2009
Tax Reminder........from Rico
And as smooth-talking and glib Joe "golden tonsils" (or was that "plugs?") Biden would have you understand IT'S YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY!!!*
And besides...Obama wants to make being an ILLEGAL immigrant LEGAL and give them your hard-earned tax-dollars anyway, so that's FAIR and quite all right, si?
Hey, YOU....yes you, Tax-payer shnook..."que pasa homie...now bend over and take it from Team Obama again!"
*Unless you are a candidate for a position in the Obama-Biden administration or a current member of Congress, then all bets are off and you don't have to pay any taxes or penalties!
Tax Reminder.........April 15, 2009
Important tax reminder:
Don't forget to pay your taxes......
Muchas gracias!
21 million illegal aliens are depending on you!
RANGERS vs SPECIAL FORCES...........
The Chief of Staff of the Army asked his Sergeant Major, who was both Ranger and Special Forces qualified, which organization he would recommend to form a new anti-terrorist unit. The Sergeant Major responded to the General's question with this parable:
If there were a hijacked Boeing 747 being held by terrorists along with its passengers and crew and an anti-terrorist unit formed either by the Rangers or the Special Forces was given a Rescue/Recovery Mission; what would you expect to happen?
Ranger Option
Forces/Equipment Committed: If the Rangers went in, they would send a Ranger company of 120 men with standard army issue equipment.
Mission Preparation: The Ranger Company First Sergeant would conduct a Hair Cut and Boots Inspection, while the officers consulted SOPs and held sand table exercises.
Infiltration Technique: They would insist on double timing, in company formation, wearing their combat equipment, and singing cadence all the way to the site of the hijacked aircraft.
Actions in the Objective Area: Once they arrived, the Ranger company would establish their ORP, put out security elements, conduct a leaders recon, reapply their camouflage, and conduct final preparations for Actions on the OBJ.
Results of Operation: The Rescue/Recovery Operation would be completed within one hour; all of the terrorists and most of the passengers would have been killed, the Rangers would have sustained light casualties and the 747 would be worthless to anyone except a scrap dealer.
Special Forces Option
Forces/Equipment Committed: If Special Forces went in, they would send only a 12 man team (all SF units are divisible by 12 for some arcane historical reason) however, due to the exotic nature of their equipment the SF Team would cost the same amount to deploy as the Ranger Company.
Mission Preparation: The SF Team Sergeant would request relaxed grooming standards for the team.
All members of the team would spend a grueling afternoon at a quality spa ensuring physical abilities would be honed.
Infiltration Technique: The team would insist on separate travel orders with Max Per Diem, and each would get to the site of the hijacking by his own means. At least one third of the team would insist on jumping in HALO.
Actions in the Objective Area: Once they arrived , the SF Team would cache their military uniforms, establish a Team Room at the best hotel in the area, use their illegal Team Fund to stock the unauthorized Team Room Bar, check out the situation by talking to the locals, and have a Team Meeting to discuss the merits of the terrorists' cause.
Results of Operation: The Rescue/Recovery Operation would take two weeks to complete and by that time all of the terrorists would have been killed, (and would have left signed confessions); the passengers would be ruined psychologically for the remainder of their lives; and all of the women passengers would be pregnant. The 747 would be essentially unharmed, the team would have taken no casualties but would have used up, lost, or stolen all the "high speed" equipment issued to them.
H/T Stormbringer
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Rising TAXES........from Rico
I know you see this coming. Taxes are going UP!
Tax collections are tanking right along with everything else [kudos Obama-Reid-Pelosi] and the deep-thinkers are RAISING TAXES to offset falling tax revenues. It's not just the Federal gooberment that is going to sock-it-to you, but it is starting to happen at the State gooberment level right now.
- Of course, the most Socialist "welfare" states are (a) being hardest hit, and (b) the ones first to look at fleecing the sheeple to sustain their unsustainable "free ride" for the unproductive and the moochers.
- Have you been watching the Governor (D) of New York?
Of course YOU and I have to make do with less in hard times. Live within our means. NOT SO for Government! They cannot do without, so instead of cutting spending they are looking at raising taxes.
This is brilliant. It is exactly like trying to "fill" a sinkhole that is getting deeper by the day with our tax dollars.
The fun is just starting. The tax-spenders have the cross-hairs squarely on the tax-payers.
News.....
An Open Letter from Obama-Americans to Islam: Please Come and Kill More of Us.....from American Digest.
40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger. They are healthy down under.
New post mortem on G20 victim as Met faces claims he was attacked TWICE by riot police. A total lack of discipline.
Three British bosses held hostage for 18 hours by militant workers at factory in France. This could catch on.
Pictured: The moment a deranged mother held a gun to her son's head and executed him at a firing range. WTF!!
Outrage at women who were filmed stripping off on WWI memorial in France. Flog them.
Iran charges former American beauty queen with espionage. A hostage! Haven't we been here before.
I'm being picked on just because I'm a woman, says Jacqui Smith. No. It is because she is dishonest, incompetent and a joke.
Darling warns that families face 'years of austerity' as he prepares to deliver bleak Budget. Labour have wrecked Britain.
Theme Park Britain – Courtesy of the BBC. The BBC don't like the countryside. Way too many tories live in it.
Pirates hold captain hostage as US crew retakes ship. About time someone fought back.
Kim Jong-il re-elected. Without a vote being cast. Gordon Brown would try this if he could.
US court allows apartheid claims against IBM and carmakers. Oh twaddle. No one sues companies supporting Mugabe, Kim-il-Jong etc.
New Zealand will soon abandon the Queen, says former PM. Well they certainly abandoned Helen Clark.
and finally.....
Friend bites man's penis off in row. Ouch!
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A BIG CLUE and a CURE + solution.....from Rico
Here is a REALLY BIG CLUE for you mindless, clueless, idiots who actually voted for Obama (the dead and fictional/nonexistent are rightfully excused, whether buried in Chicago or in the archives of ACORN).
FIDEL CASTRO is wondering how he can HELP Obama!
-HINT: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Have you figured out yet exactly what it is that Obama is trying to do? Do you understand that individual liberty, human rights and the rule of law (and all of you who believe in these things) ARE Obama's and Fidel's...and ALL tyrants and Communists...mortal enemies?
Commie love-fests aside, THIS medical advertisement is provided free-of-charge to CURE all of your ills. Read it and get immediate results. This will be the LAST effective thing related to your health care once ObaMarx & Co. nationalize that, too!
- Hey, cheer up! Look what they've already done for GM! It's your turn next!
Oh yeah, the 'collective' over the 'individual.' Yeah. Right. Sure. I have my OWN solution to that particular delusion you commie fools!
A SOUTHERN LOVE POEM:
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'
YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
Brings a tear to your eyes don't it?
H/T Shelly
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
Red Fridays.......
RED FRIDAYS
Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday.
The reason?
British men and women who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority'. We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for Country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing.
We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions.
Many British people, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of Britain supports our troops.
Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that every Briton who supports our men and women afar will wear something red.
By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make Great Britain on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football team
If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family, It will not be long before Britain is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once 'silent' majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on.
The first thing a soldier says when asked 'What can we do to make things better for you?' is...'We need your support and your prayers'...
Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear something red every Friday.
H/T The Smiths
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New from The Corrigan Brothers..........'Credit Crunch'
'Theres No Such Thing as a Free Lunch....C'mon lets dance the Credit Crunch'
This is good.
News....
Bush Bashment In Deep Recession....from Jules.
Shocker!... Liberal Detroit Has More Registered Voters Than Residents. By 2012 most of the US will be the same if the Democrats get their way.
North Korea threatens 'strong steps' over UN reaction to rocket launch. Blah blah blah!
Chinese and Russian cyberspies 'penetrate US electrical grid'. Only an idiot would trust either country.
Barack Obama rejects Normandy trip to avoid offending Germany. He doesn't mind offending those who died their or their memory.
BA may clip Concorde’s wings and sell her to Dubai. Why I will never fly BA again.
US visit to Castro opens way for new deal on sanctions. A big commie lovefest.
Anti-Mugabe farmer Mike Campbell who stood up to thugs loses his land. Mugabe makes a mockery of the west.
Video of the Day: 'Tribute'
The music is Exodus (This land is mine) sung by the Fron Male Voice Choir.
H/T JMH
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Useless Nitwits [UN]..........by Rico
The UN hasn't been good for anything for quite a few years now. Nothing that is except for unparalleled graft and corruption.
Remember Kofi Anan and family (son)?
The clever "Oil-for-food" scam they all worked with Saddam on?
While in almost any and all circumstances they have worked very hard to earn the sobriquet "Useless Nitwits" there actually is something they are very good at......stealing money. You have to (grudgingly) hand it to them on that score. International thievery that is at least multi-national and coordinated.
Post G-20, while they "divvy" up their kickbacks from the IMF loot.... I'm still trying to 'find' where their cut of the payola is buried.
- I think I have a better chance of finding Jimmy Hoffa.
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Things you never knew had names....
AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.
ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing.
CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.
COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.
DRAGÉES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-coloured, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes.
FEAT - A dangling curl of hair.
FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.
HARP - The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade.
HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER - A 64th note. (A 32nd is a demisemiquaver, and a 16th note is a semiquaver.)
JARNS, NITTLES, GRAWLIX, and QUIMP - Various squiggles used to denote cussing in comic books.
KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.
KICK or PUNT - The indentation at the bottom of some wine bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity.
LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate’s academic hood.
MINIMUS - The little finger or toe.
An ornamental stand in the shape of a ship.
OBDORMITION - The numbness caused by pressure on a nerve; when a limb is ‘asleep’.
OCTOTHORPE - The symbol ‘#’ on a telephone handset. Bell Labs’ engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.
OPHRYON - The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.
PEEN - The end of a hammer head opposite the striking face.
PHOSPHENES - The lights you see when you close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.
PURLICUE - The space between the thumb and extended forefinger.
RASCETA - Creases on the inside of the wrist.
ROWEL - The revolving star on the back of a cowboy’s spurs.
SADDLE - The rounded part on the top of a matchbook.
SCROOP - The rustle of silk.
SNORKEL BOX - A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars.
SPRAINTS - Otter dung.
TANG - The projecting prong on a tool or instrument.
WAMBLE - Stomach rumbling.
ZARF - A holder for a handleless coffee cup.
H/T DML
How Well Informed Are You - OK, Folks, here are the answers!!!
I know you all have been dying to have the key...well, here it is, courtesy of Shelly who just sent it to me.
Here is the painter's website with his list of names and the images he copied from:
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