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Friday, 4 September 2009

Cartoon Round Up....




Daily Chassis.........

Thought for the Day.......


H/T DML

Life's Little Instructions.......


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H/T DML

Nice Garden........


H/T JMH


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News.......

Tom jefferson, abe lincoln, b. hussein obama and bill ayers ... side by side by side by side.

Gadhaffy Dhuck. by Jules Crittenden

Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Sept. 4th 2009.

NATO airstrike on Afghanistan fuel truck kills 40.

Teachers protest against new code of conduct 'that will stop drinking at weekends'.

Iran defence minister's appointment is a 'decisive slap to Israel'.

Libya called for Switzerland to be abolished.

US and Australia invite China to war games.

Bongo wins disputed Gabon election.

Russia uses tough anti-terror tactics in tinderbox Ingushetia republic.

and finally......

Big thighs beat heart disease.

Fun with Straw.............





H/T Peter Gunn

WTF!!!!!


And This is How Obama Remembers 9-11?

Editors note: I can think of better things to 'suggest' to your senator on 9/11.

H/T Bob C who writes: 'The Obamination is pulling out all the stops. Apparently there is a take over the country play book somewhere and he is using every backhanded and dastardly trick in it!
God Save America!'

Video: The Bra Purse


The Bra Purse - Watch more Funny Videos

Serious Blogging Location..........


H/T Peter Gunn

Steven Crowder: GAY MARRIAGE!! (Featuring Gay Leprechaun)

Red Friday Totty......




Video: US And Canadian Joint Operation

Video: Bjorn Lomborg & The Copenhagen Consensus: What's the best way to live with global warming?

Is America Gettig its MoJo Back?




"Watch the faces of the press corps and the townhall throngs when he evades, and instead starts in with the cadences: The collective expression is to roll their eyes and sigh "not this again." And yet the alternative to hope and change is off-the-teleprompter pauses, and "inflate your tires/they're taking out our tonsils" folk mythology." Whining Will Get You Nowhere
PLUS!

A guide to Australia and Australian English...........

1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.

2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.

3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.

4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.

5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.

6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.

7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.

8. All our best heroes are losers.

9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.

10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.

11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in the rest of the World, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.

12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".

13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.

14. The wise man will choose a partner who is more attractive than himself.............to mosquitoes.

15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.

16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool.

17. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.
18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.
19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he'll have catered for it).

20. If there is any sort of free event or party within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.

21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.

22. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.

23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.

24. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad at home.

25. When on a country holiday, the neon sign advertising the motel's pool will always be slightly larger than the pool itself.

26. The men are tough, but the women are tougher.

27. The chief test of manhood is one's ability to install a beach umbrella in high winds.

28. There comes a time in every Australian's life when he/she realises that the Aerogard is worse than the flies.

29. And, finally, don't let the tourist books fool you. No-one EVER says "cobber" to anyone ... EVER!


H/T DML

THIS IS WORTH A READ . . .


CIA COUNTERTERRORISM EXPERT: OBAMA AND HOLDER 'AT WAR' WITH AGENCY

"Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, CIA officers, both the contractors and the overextended staff officers, launched dozens of initiatives. The CIA Counterterrorism Center’s motto, “Deny, Disrupt, Destroy,” became the reason for our living. We left our families for months on end and sacrificed personal and professional lives to fight the Global War on Terror (GWOT). Google “Jihadists in Paradise,” for an unauthorized account of one of my contributions (I have been advised that I can neither confirm nor deny). . .

Details: STORMBRINGER

Thursday, 3 September 2009

SKULLHEAD REMINISCES . . .





. . . when asked why they do it . . .
"Who else is going to do it?" is a normal answer . . .







A good friend of mine, SkullHead spent years living a life most people only read about in books or see in the movies. - STORMBRINGER SENDS

Bedtime Totty......

Is this the Downing Street teddy bear?


H/T DML

Farm Humour...........


H/T DML

SIGNS YOU ARE A NEW YORKER................from DML

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

2. You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill.

3. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.

4. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

5. The homeless are invisible.

6. The subway makes sense.

7. The subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro.

8. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.

9. You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.

10. You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".

11. Your door has more than three locks.

12. You go to a hockey game for the fighting. In the stands. To participate.

13. Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.

14. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

15. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

16. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.

17. You complain about having to mow it.

18. You are a skee-ball juggernaut.

19. You consider Westchester "Upstate".

20. You cried the day Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.

Did you know?...............from Rico

As I watch the currency markets, the commodities spot markets, and the continued trashing of the US Dollar it's difficult to determine exactly the "who shot John?" and what is going on.
- Our M2 money supply is going to the moon (just like our national debt), and I still am concerned about Weimar-Zimbabwe like debasement of our paper currency.

Maybe it would help if we all knew who 'owned' the Federal Reserve?

NO, it is NOT part of the US Government although most people probably assume that is the case. Nope! The FED is a privately owned for profit corporation.

Let's follow the money.

The top 10 owners of the Fed are:
1. The Rothschild Family - London
2. The Rothschild Family - Berlin
3. The Lazard brothers - Paris
4. Israel Seiff - Italy
5. Kuhn-Loeb Company - Germany
6. The Warburgs - Amsterdam
7. The Warburgs - Hamburg
8. Lehman Brothers - NY
9. Goldman & Sachs - NY
10. The Rockefeller Family - NY

Seven out of the ten are foreign/offshore entities.

The federal Reserve bank of NY is owned by:
1. Chase-Manhattan (controlled by the Rockefeller Family) 32.3%
2. Citibank - 20.5%

Gee, is that really 52.5%? Looks like controlling interest to me. In my opinion, the NY Fed Bank essentially calls-the-shots for the other regional Fed Banks.

Now, I wonder who gives Congress its 'direction?'
- Clearly it is not the common voter, they have 'elevated themselves far above the great unwashed likes of us.
- Are there entities elevated above Congress? See above. [We'll discuss George Soros another time.]







H/T DML

Video: **THE HEALTH CARE SONG** West Hartford Sept. 2



H/T Glenwood

Cartoon Round Up....




Naughty Felix............



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WTF!! More Obama Indoctrination going on in schools



H/T Glenwood

Caption Time.......

What's wrong with this picture?


H/T Boomers


H/T DML

News........

Ted Kennedy's Immigration Legacy -- and why did he do it?

If the Los Angeles Times Covered Fires the Way It Covered Obama's Economy...

Sentenced to death on the NHS.

Abkhazia threatens Georgian ships as possibility of Black Sea naval skirmish rises.

China prepares to show off nuclear missiles.

Fears of Taliban collusion with Afghan government.

Gordon Brown’s $1 trillion global rescue package unravels.

The Army is making the same old mistakes in Afghanistan, say soldiers.

Giant discovery in Gulf of Mexico pushes value of BP above £100bn.

Activists Mike Campbell and Ben Freeth’s farms ‘set alight by henchmen’.

Japan's new First Lady Miyuki Hatoyama: 'I went to Venus in a UFO'.

Wounded medic Sally Clarke stayed to treat injured soldiers in Afghan ambush

How Micro$oft solves problems

It was decided by Microsoft during a brilliant brainstorming session that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician.

So off to boot camp he went.

At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets.

He fired several shots at the target.

The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again.

“Hmmm,” he thought, “I’ll get to the bottom of this in no time.”

He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.

He pointed his still loaded rifle at the ground in front of him and fired.

A cloud of dust kicked up, and a little dimple was left there in the dust.

“Yep, it’s working,” he concluded.

The technician yelled out to the others at the target end, “The rifle is in working order, and the bullet seems to be leaving this end just fine. The trouble must be at your end!”

H/T DML

Interesting Paint Job..............

Fashion: Myra @ Mirra

Thursday Totty.......




Cool...........

Interesting Rollercoaster Ride..........


Iraq Update...........from DJ Elliott


Montrose Toast - Blog - Iraqi Security Force Update: September 2009

Caskets for Clunkers............


H/T DML

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Bedtime Totty......

Close.............


H/T Jackie G

Judge not, lest ye be judged..............

An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"


'Well," said the camel, "I think that's an inappropriate question from
somebody whose dick is on his face."

H/T Shelly