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Monday, 28 September 2009

Things of Beauty..........



H/T Pete H

Quote of the Day............

"The problem with Obama, is that he is really an over-promoted community worker." - Richard Perle

News..........

Two troops for every civil servant in MoD.

Troops 'release half of Taliban prisoners after four days'.

Silvio Berlusconi calls Barack Obama tanned - again.

Barack Obama's Guantanamo deadline unlikely to be met.

British general supports request for 40,000 new troops in Afghanistan.

Gaddafi proposes ‘Nato of the South’ at South America-Africa summit.

Caption Time.......

Video: Goodwood Revival 2009 - Mr Bean & Mini's




H/T Old Dude

New Road Sign................from Rico

Some of you fellow "cold war" veterans will remember this sign, as I well do.

It has started appearing at certain points along the Mason-Dixon line.

With bloody good reason, too!

Monday Mopsies......




Unemployment figures..............from Rico

In the early Clinton years, the government "jiggered" the way unemployment is calculated...making it "look" better than it was.

After all, if you LOOK good you ARE good went the thinking, and most folks are too busy to seriously dig into the numbers anyway. Even IF they were so inclined, it's hard to follow the mathematic gyrations and contortions these dishonest numbers are put through. This, then, worked pretty well for a long time.

Current unemployment when figured the 'old' way....before gooberment got creative with its accounting (accounting being one of the many things they have never been good at) ...is running about DOUBLE what the 'new' numbers now show.

Many people who are 'living the dream' know this first-hand, but you'd never know it listening to all the talk about "green shoots" of recovery, the recession being 'over' and insipid non-news from the media a.k.a. propaganda organs of the Politburo...er, the DNC and the Democratic Party (C). "Things aren't all that bad, it's Bush's fault not ours, HOPE and CHANGE, ooooo look at the magic unicorn!!!!!"

With "double" in mind, look at these unemployment charts.

Then remember what the Communists....errr, Democrats do NOT want you to remember or think about: They have been controlling Congress and the government's purse-strings since 2006.

Video: Red Green Show - Luxury Car


H/T DML


H/T Sal

Dollar Dumping...............from Rico

Japan to dump the US Dollar...or dump ON the USD?

Japan is the world's second largest economy.

The USG owes Japan over $724 billion. (The only larger creditor of the USG is China, which is owed $800 billion.)

If Japan will only lend the USG* in Yen, the Dollar will fall hard. So what?
- This what: Higher unemployment what; more expensive consumer goods what; currency inlation what. We be really screwed what.

If China and other nations follow, you can look in the mirror and repeat "Zimbabwe" repeatedly until you forget all that magic unicorn HOPEy-CHANGEy crap.

*The new PM of Japan campaigned on the promise to not lend any more money to the USG unless denominated in Yen. For Democrats (C) this translates as: "We no buy US Treasuries in Dollars, but YEN only now."

Gee...what did DRUDGE just tell us? That team Obama had cut our USG obligations (the financial hole we are in, thanks to them) to only $11.6 trillion? Great cost-cutting, that!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....


H/T Nebraska Bob

Phrases you wish you could say at work...............

Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

1I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

H/T DML

Sunday, 27 September 2009

Hey Theo, got $5 mil"

Tim Wallace is selling off some of his collection. This Hurricane flew during the defence of France and in the Battle of Britain. It was shot down over Russia and its air frame was recovered in 1991 and rebuilt in New Zealand where its flown in the Warbird over Wanaka.

Make a good lawn decoration or for that trip to the dairy for the Sunday paper ya think?

Bedtime Totty......

KNOW THYSELF

The Death of Socrates, by Jacques-Louis David






How the culture of ancient Greece and Rome influences our lives to this very day, illustrated. - STORMBRINGER

Cartoon Round Up....




Iran stops using the Dollar...............from Rico

Iran's President I'm-ah-dinnuh-jacket had already announced that The Islamic Republic of Iran* has stopped selling oil in US Dollars and was using the Euro instead.

Now, not like our media really mentioned it or that anyone has 'noticed' he has now ordered the use of the Euro instead of the US$ as the basic foreign currency to be used in ALL Iran's FOREX reserve Fund calculations and the Euro will now be the basic foreign currency Iran will use.

WOW! Obama's policy of "apology-appeasement-and I'm one of YOU not them" is sure working swell, even wonderfully...
if you're anti-American, that is.

The world's current soon-to-be nuclear power seems awfully impressed, and we can look for this trend to "mushroom" in the future.
- THANKS Obama-Hillary and the rest of the goobers currently running the asylum. Tip: Maybe a good dose of LITHIUM or THORAZINE would actually be more effective than the present HOPE and CHANGE?

*For "Team Obama": It's all in the name, you numbnuts. What part of ...Islamic...in Iran's official name is so hard to understand?


H/T Steve M

Best Surgeon in California.........

Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery concluding with this case study:

"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House ".

H/T Canis 61

Bonus Babe.....

Classics........




H/T Pete H


H/T MArk W

Video: An Inconvenient Question: The Age of Stupid NYC Premiere



H/T Glenwood

Bullshit Bob by Michael Yon.

Bullet makers can't keep up with demand.

The Dog Ate Global Warming.

If Zeke Emanuel can treat his own grandma that way, can throw her into the snowbank, what does he care of the rest of the world?

Pretty Women On Parade.

Ahmadinejad Wants the Bomb To Help Bring the Muslim Messiah.

Fears over 'internal' terror bomb.

Flag Burner Duct-Taped to Flagpole For 6 Hours During Child's Soccer Picnic (Video).

Pakistan discovers 'village' of white German al-Qaeda insurgents.

Grace Mugabe, her 'stolen' farm and how she supplies Zimbawean milk to Nestle food giant.

Taliban 'opens northern front against German troops' in Afghanistan.

Discovering Iran's secret nuclear plant has wiped off Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's smile.

No 10 asked army to delay Afghan attack until after Gordon Brown's visit.

US threatens airstrikes in Pakistan.

Iran tests missiles in military exercises.

The perils of an Israeli airstrike on Iran.

the Clarkypoos Bit..........

Up to the waist in Brown’s slurry on my new farm.

BMW 135i M Sport convertible.

and little Jimmy May

Goodwood Revival raises sartorial fears

A little lesson in government agency building......

I don't know who wrote this but they nailed it)

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "someone may steal from it at night.." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job at $18,000 per year..

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one Year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.


H/T Bob C

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H/T Shelly

Video: US Army Action in Afghanistan

Video: Red Green Show - The Ladder Robot

Sunday Totty......




Speed Bumb Overkill.............


H/T DML

Video: Mainstream Mis-Information

Simple questions?................from Rico


Saturday, 26 September 2009

Saturday Night is Bath Night.....

Cartoon Round Up....




UNDER ATTACK

Four separate terrorist operations detected, terrorists apprehended - within the USA.


We are currently under attack, just as surely as we were under attack in the days, weeks and months leading up to September 11th, 2001 . . .


. . . or in the final moments before Japanese torpedo-bomber pilots received the transmitted order: “Tora! Tora! Tora!”

Details & analysis: STORMBRINGER


US Army Specialist Seth Mulcahy, left, along with Specialist Robert Mason, right, and Specialist Richard McNulty, center, load a 155 mm howitzer on Camp Wright, Afghanistan. The soldiers are assigned to Battery C, 1st Battalion, 321 Airborne Field Artillery Regiment.




H/T DML


H/T Old Dude

Video: Red Green Show - K Boat

Saturday Totty........




Walking dead..........from Rico

I was wondering if we had now transformatinally CHANGEd from the FDIC keeping dead banks walking, to the HOPE we could keep a dead FDIC walking when I ran across these charts.

It's been a while since I mentioned the decline in the purchasing power of a 1950 US Dollar to today. It's down from 12.5 cents when I last looked to 11.1 cents now.

See any correlation between the hugely increased money supply, the dollar index, and the gold spot price?

It must be me, because I'm sure not hearing anything from the Team Obama cheerleading team ...once known as the 4th estate, but now relegated to propaganda organs and sock-puppets.

Things are not looking so good, but HEY...maybe that's why we're being lied to and not told the truth.
- It's for our own good, you know. Best let the grownups in Washington, DC (snicker-choke-chortle...I just had a vision of Harry Pelosi and Nancy Reid pretending to play 'grownups" with Bawney Fwank...boy will they be surprised when it's time to play dress-up!).

Video: Alan Grayson HR1207 hearing "Has the Federal Reserve Ever Tried to Manipulate the Stock Market "



H/T Paul B

Friday, 25 September 2009