H/T DML
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
News.......
Liar's Tip # 3
Why does Obama keep snubbing the British?
Saudis will allow Israel to bomb Iran's nuclear site.
There Are Only Two Choices Left on Iran.
Labour pushed Armed Forces too hard admits AInsworth.
Iran's missiles are ‘ready to destroy Israel’.
Honduras threatens to close Brazil embassy
Silvio Berlusconi targets Michelle Obama in new 'suntan' gibe
A farcical attempt to paint Israel black
Yet more rules? Can Mr Brown be serious?
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Spending our way out of debt.......from Rico
Don't try this at home! Spending your way out of debt, by creating more debt just doesn't work for individuals, or nations.
The OECD chart illustrates that public spending on the back of unsustainable tax revenues leads to structural deficits which will NOT vanish after the crisis is over.
Policy measures across many nations will prolong the recession/depression, and lead to lower tax revenues and higher unemployment.
This is a "spreading the wealth" situation none of the economic geniuses of the G20...or ANY politician who wants to get reelected to his gravy-train non-job job...wants to discuss, or even have discussed.
Monday, 28 September 2009
The Theory of Intelligence (according to Cheers!)..
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
H/T Stormbringer
Quote of the Day............
"The problem with Obama, is that he is really an over-promoted community worker." - Richard Perle
News..........
Two troops for every civil servant in MoD.
Troops 'release half of Taliban prisoners after four days'.
Silvio Berlusconi calls Barack Obama tanned - again.
Barack Obama's Guantanamo deadline unlikely to be met.
British general supports request for 40,000 new troops in Afghanistan.
Gaddafi proposes ‘Nato of the South’ at South America-Africa summit.
New Road Sign................from Rico
Some of you fellow "cold war" veterans will remember this sign, as I well do.
It has started appearing at certain points along the Mason-Dixon line.
With bloody good reason, too!
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Unemployment figures..............from Rico
In the early Clinton years, the government "jiggered" the way unemployment is calculated...making it "look" better than it was.
After all, if you LOOK good you ARE good went the thinking, and most folks are too busy to seriously dig into the numbers anyway. Even IF they were so inclined, it's hard to follow the mathematic gyrations and contortions these dishonest numbers are put through. This, then, worked pretty well for a long time.
Current unemployment when figured the 'old' way....before gooberment got creative with its accounting (accounting being one of the many things they have never been good at) ...is running about DOUBLE what the 'new' numbers now show.
Many people who are 'living the dream' know this first-hand, but you'd never know it listening to all the talk about "green shoots" of recovery, the recession being 'over' and insipid non-news from the media a.k.a. propaganda organs of the Politburo...er, the DNC and the Democratic Party (C). "Things aren't all that bad, it's Bush's fault not ours, HOPE and CHANGE, ooooo look at the magic unicorn!!!!!"
With "double" in mind, look at these unemployment charts.
Then remember what the Communists....errr, Democrats do NOT want you to remember or think about: They have been controlling Congress and the government's purse-strings since 2006.
Dollar Dumping...............from Rico
Japan to dump the US Dollar...or dump ON the USD?
Japan is the world's second largest economy.
The USG owes Japan over $724 billion. (The only larger creditor of the USG is China, which is owed $800 billion.)
If Japan will only lend the USG* in Yen, the Dollar will fall hard. So what?
- This what: Higher unemployment what; more expensive consumer goods what; currency inlation what. We be really screwed what.
If China and other nations follow, you can look in the mirror and repeat "Zimbabwe" repeatedly until you forget all that magic unicorn HOPEy-CHANGEy crap.
*The new PM of Japan campaigned on the promise to not lend any more money to the USG unless denominated in Yen. For Democrats (C) this translates as: "We no buy US Treasuries in Dollars, but YEN only now."
Gee...what did DRUDGE just tell us? That team Obama had cut our USG obligations (the financial hole we are in, thanks to them) to only $11.6 trillion? Great cost-cutting, that!
Phrases you wish you could say at work...............
Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
1I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
H/T DML
Sunday, 27 September 2009
Hey Theo, got $5 mil"
Tim Wallace is selling off some of his collection. This Hurricane flew during the defence of France and in the Battle of Britain. It was shot down over Russia and its air frame was recovered in 1991 and rebuilt in New Zealand where its flown in the Warbird over Wanaka.
Make a good lawn decoration or for that trip to the dairy for the Sunday paper ya think?
KNOW THYSELF
The Death of Socrates, by Jacques-Louis David
How the culture of ancient Greece and Rome influences our lives to this very day, illustrated. - STORMBRINGER
Iran stops using the Dollar...............from Rico
Iran's President I'm-ah-dinnuh-jacket had already announced that The Islamic Republic of Iran* has stopped selling oil in US Dollars and was using the Euro instead.
Now, not like our media really mentioned it or that anyone has 'noticed' he has now ordered the use of the Euro instead of the US$ as the basic foreign currency to be used in ALL Iran's FOREX reserve Fund calculations and the Euro will now be the basic foreign currency Iran will use.
WOW! Obama's policy of "apology-appeasement-and I'm one of YOU not them" is sure working swell, even wonderfully...
if you're anti-American, that is.
The world's current soon-to-be nuclear power seems awfully impressed, and we can look for this trend to "mushroom" in the future.
- THANKS Obama-Hillary and the rest of the goobers currently running the asylum. Tip: Maybe a good dose of LITHIUM or THORAZINE would actually be more effective than the present HOPE and CHANGE?
*For "Team Obama": It's all in the name, you numbnuts. What part of ...Islamic...in Iran's official name is so hard to understand?
Best Surgeon in California.........
Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery concluding with this case study:
"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House ".
H/T Canis 61
Bullshit Bob by Michael Yon.
Bullet makers can't keep up with demand.
The Dog Ate Global Warming.
If Zeke Emanuel can treat his own grandma that way, can throw her into the snowbank, what does he care of the rest of the world?
Pretty Women On Parade.
Ahmadinejad Wants the Bomb To Help Bring the Muslim Messiah.
Fears over 'internal' terror bomb.
Flag Burner Duct-Taped to Flagpole For 6 Hours During Child's Soccer Picnic (Video).
Pakistan discovers 'village' of white German al-Qaeda insurgents.
Grace Mugabe, her 'stolen' farm and how she supplies Zimbawean milk to Nestle food giant.
Taliban 'opens northern front against German troops' in Afghanistan.
Discovering Iran's secret nuclear plant has wiped off Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's smile.
No 10 asked army to delay Afghan attack until after Gordon Brown's visit.
US threatens airstrikes in Pakistan.
Iran tests missiles in military exercises.
The perils of an Israeli airstrike on Iran.
the Clarkypoos Bit..........
Up to the waist in Brown’s slurry on my new farm.
BMW 135i M Sport convertible.
and little Jimmy May
Goodwood Revival raises sartorial fears
A little lesson in government agency building......
I don't know who wrote this but they nailed it)
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "someone may steal from it at night.." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job at $18,000 per year..
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one Year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they laid off the night watchman.
H/T Bob C
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