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Friday, 9 October 2009

Red Friday Totty......




A Song for Gordon Brown..........

To the tune of 'Donald, Where's Yer Troosers ?'

I’m from Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath
I look kinda deep but there’s nothing underneath
And they all shout out on Hampstead Heath
Hey Gordon where’s yer scruples?

Chorus
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
I’ll bend with the wind where’er it blows,
And all the Lobby say - hello
Gordon, where’s yer scruples?

I was Chancellor for many a year
But I always slagged off Tony Blair
I briefed against him withoot fear
And ye cannae do that with scruples! (Chorus)

When I screwed up on the Benefits front
I didnae wish to look a ****
So I pushed Primarolo oot in front
For I havnae any scruples! (Chorus)

Prime Minister I yurrned to be
Nuclear power? the top-up fee?
War in Iraq? they were fine with me
I supported without scruples! (Chorus)

Now I’m in Number 10 at last
Will I do what’s right for the wurrking class?
They can stick a Trident up their arse
If they think that I’ve got scruples!

H/T Capitalists@work

Is Obama Jesus Christ?




Maybe not, but he has his own Choir!

Join the Opposition: PATIENTS FIRST

Thursday, 8 October 2009

Bedtime Totty.....

Cartoon Round Up....




Video:

Any suggestions as to what Gordon Brown should sing




H/T Pete H




H/T Boomers

News....

Congress’ Secret Plan to Pass Obamacare - CONFIRMED

Craz-E Burger: Americans embrace 1,500 calorie doughnut burger.

Barack Obama may send just 10,000 troops to Afghanistan.

Iran accuses US of seizing nuclear scientist in Saudi Arabia.

Japan threatens to kick out US troops.

Somali pirates mistake French warship for soft target.

Conservatives plan to shed thousands of civilian jobs in MoD.

Scots could get pay rise while English freeze.

Request from the Frontline..........


H/T DML

WTF!!


MORE HERE

Video: A Mystery in Which Everyone is Guilty - Johan Norberg on "Financial Fiasco"

Video: Red Green Show - Windshield Washer

Thursday Totty....




WHY WE FIGHT - A Vietnam Veteran's Perspective














The more things change, the more things stay the same . . . from Agincourt to Gettysburg to World War I to Vietnam to Iraq and Afghanistan . . . STORMBRINGER


Class Warfare


America, You've Been Punk'd

We've said multiple times that the worst thing our Democrats have done is commence class warfare in this country. Out of all the descriptions currently floating around about Obama, the one thing that comes to mind are his attacks on FOX News, Rush Limbaugh, Insurance Companies, et cetera. He is not working to bring people together. He seeks to rend this country, courtesy of the likes of Ayers, Alinsky, Revernend Wright and so on -- a Malcolm X presidency full of suspicion and paranoia. It's not race I refer to. It's the anger, self-pity, the rush to condemn others rather than rise above your problems. A president can vow to help the underprivileged without plotting the destruction of others. Can you see that? If not, I implore you to open your eyes to what we have now. Read the rest. . . .

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Bedtime Totty.........


H/T DML

Progress............from Rico

Ah, progress!

Take a look and wonder...in absolute awe, at what last took 18 years to do to the Dollar was recently accomplished in only 5 years! Now that's progress for you!

Perhaps it is because most voters are too stoopid to realize it, but Congress controls the government's purse strings, and I am in awe that election-after-election these criminal morons are returned to public office by the public!

I need something stronger than my coffee & chicory before trying to 'splain' the significance of an M3 over 10,000 billion, but there IS a correlation between the two attached charts.


Cartoon Round Up....




Nice bits of Denim.........

Reason TV: Light Bulbs vs. The Nanny State

Video: The Dutch "Noah's Ark", Ark Van Noach



H/T Shelly

Sub Pron........





Via

Video: Do-Re-Mi at the train station

Mature Totty..........


Miss 50 Bikini Contest is Impossible To Believe

Signs....



H/T Rodney

Selecting a password.........

DURING A RECENT PASSWORD AUDIT, IT WAS FOUND THAT A BLONDE WAS USING THE FOLLOWING PASSWORD:

MICKEYMINNIEPLUTOHUEYLOUIEDEWEYDONALDGOOFY

WHEN ASKED WHY SUCH A BIG PASSWORD, SHE SAID THAT IT HAD TO BE AT LEAST 8 CHARACTERS LONG.

H/T DML

News.......

Little ironies ... big ironies ... the cost of those ironies ...

How Israel Was Disarmed. News analysis from the near-future.

Gordon Brown's 'dithering' leads to longer tours for Afghanistan troops.

When war in Afghanistan comes to Whitehall.

EU draws up plans to establish itself as 'world power'.

Irish children told to bring loo roll to school to save costs.

Benelux countries seek to stop Tony Blair becoming EU President.

Idelphonse Nizeyimana, top suspect from 1994 Rwandan genocide, arrested

GOOD NEWS FOR TERRORISTS: DEMOCRATIC REVISIONS TO THE PATRIOT ACT

After sub-prime comes ‘old prime’ crisis.

Progressives Back Obama Push for Global Tax.

and finally.......

What are we debating about Afghanistan?

Video: Saturday Night Live, Obama's Checklist



H/T Shelly

Video: Report from Afghanistan

Video: Amish boy caught with porn



H/T DML

Wednesday Wenches.....




Video: Red Green Show - Changing your Oil

50 cool things about being a man:

1. Your ass is ever a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real – always!
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don’t give a rat’s ass if no one notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work …..more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding dress $2000; tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest while you’re talking to them.
16. New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet.
17.Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
18. Your pals can be trusted to never ask you, “So, notice anything different?”
19. One mood, ALL the damn time.
20. All phone conversations end in 30 seconds or less.
21. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
24. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
25. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
26. If someone for gets to invite you to something you can still be friends.
27. Your underwear is less than $10 a 3 pack.
28. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
29. Everything on your face stays its original color.
30. You can QUIETLY enjoy a ride from the passenger’s seat.
31. Three pairs of shore are more than enough.
32. You don’t have to clean your apartment because the meter reader is coming.
33. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking “He must be mad at me.”
34. No maxi-pads.
35. You don’t mooch off other’s desserts.
36. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
37. If another guy shows up at the party with the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
38. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
39. You don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
40. You almost never have strap problems in public.
41. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
42. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
43. You don’t have to shave below your neck.
44. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
45. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
46. You can “do” your nails with a pocket-knife.
47. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
48. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes
49. The world is your urinal.
50. Of course you know 10 things about women 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10-they have breasts.


H/T DML

RATTLESNAKES


















STORMBRINGER reviews this intensely patriotic American symbol.

















Someone once asked me, do you guys really eat snakes? and I said, "That's right!" and then I wrote about it.

IF MEN WROTE ADVICE COLUMNS





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Tuesday, 6 October 2009

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS STRAIGHT . . .

Obama the Great Citizen of the World, shuns the Dalai Lama . . .



















. . . because he doesn't want to offend THESE people?





It always boils down to the same thing . . . more at STORMBRINGER

Bedtime Totty......

Video: Muppets - Devil Went To Jamaica



H/T Pete H

Tottyfest..........



12 of the best pro cheerleader bikini videos of all-time

Cartoon Round Up....




Contract from america interview

Its up over at PJM. Ryan Hecker sat down with me for a chat about his project.

Ambushing Beck


The Seven-Minute Ambush on the View

You can find more on Naked Emperor News.

Gateway Pundit: State Run Media's Sick Attack on Glenn Beck

Arresting Texans, Ignoring ACORNs

Pucker Up.......