Thursday, 26 November 2009
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
OOPs ! ! !
Meet Navy Lt. Kara Wade
a.k.a. Jessica Biel
Now read how STORMBRINGER really stepped in it this time . . .
Every once in a while in life you run into a genius with true talent......
H/T Rodney
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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News..........
Thanks to the Troops!
Another Eurosocialist Success Story -- Paddy Goes A-Begging!
The former British police officer who wants to bring down Barack Obama
CRU Hack/Leak Round-Up #2
4 Lessons Learned From the Health Care Vote On Saturday
All 193% of Republicans Support Palin, Romney and Huckabee
Navy SEALs Face Assault Charges for Capturing Most-Wanted Terrorist
Iraq inquiry: Britain rejected regime change as illegal in 2001
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: US and Israel 'don't have the courage' to attack Iran
Kim Jong-il bans World Cup coverage - unless North Korea win
Jetman attempts first intercontinental flight
US expects Nato to join troop buildup, Pentagon says
Feral camels terrorise Australian Outback community
10 Reasons God Created Eve
10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."
H/T DML
LIKE, WOW, MAN . . .
France Shows Off Cutting-Edge Navy Ship in Russia by IRINA TITOVA, AP - Nov 23, 2009
ST. PETERSBURG, Russia – A cutting-edge French warship sailed into St. Petersburg Monday to show off its capabilities to potential buyers in the Russian navy, whose pursuit of an amphibious assault capacity is frightening some neighboring countries.
STORMBRINGER puts this bathtub toy into perspective . . .
- S.L.
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
H/T Paul B
It's time for the noon stock market report.
Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Beef steered into a bull market.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose.
Escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
Knives were up sharply.
Sun stocks peaked at midday.
Diapers remain unchanged.
H/T DML
News........
What can Congress do?
Sarah Palin's Going Rogue Book Tour Draws Crowds and Controversy - and Predictable Leftist Demonization
IDF Women
All the News that's fit to bury
Hadley CRU: Leak/Hack Round-Up
Burka Barbie
Climategate: the final nail in the coffin of 'Anthropogenic Global Warming'?
US to present emissions target before Copenhagen
Gilad Shalit 'to be released soon'
Terror threat pushes Timbuktu on to UK travel blacklist
Barack Obama ‘to announce 30,000 Afghan troop increase next week’
Hugo Chavez 'doubts' brutality of Idi Amin
Arrests are being made 'to expand DNA files'
Lula da Silva, Brazilian President, attacked over Ahmadinejad visit
Pakistan tells US that new Afghanistan strategy has exposed its borders to militants
WWII vets: 'This isn't the Britain we fought for'
and finally.......
Doc's Computin' Tips: Security update
