H/T Jackie G
Wednesday, 9 December 2009
Here are the top 15 Christmas songs you may hear around the White House this year:
15. “Obama Tree, Obama Tree”
14. “Deck The Halls With Bows to Emperors”
13. “Deficits We Have Heard Are High”
12. “We Thirty Czars All Communists Are”
11. “Little Dummy Boy”
10. “Scrawled Gang Sign”
9. “Baracking Around The Christmas Tree”
8. “Silent Blight”
7. “Barack the Halls with Farce and Folly”
6. “Allah want for Christmas is a Money Tree”
5. “Hidden Clause Is Coming To Town”
4. “Do You Fear What I Fear?”
3. “I’m Dreaming of a Half-White Christmas”
2. “You’re A Mean One, Mrs. Clinton”
1. “Decoy to the World”
H/T DML
News.......
Rock of Strength Translation Explained מעוז צור
Copenhagen climate summit in disarray after 'Danish text' leak
Battery made of paper charges up
China's H-10 stealth bomber secret flight - can carry nuclear bomb
Timebomb for the Euro: Greek Debt Poses a Danger to Common Currency
Sarkozy defends Switzerland minaret ban
Christmas Coal for Congress!
French obsession with the bottom revealed
Pre-Budget report: Labour puts off vital cuts until after the election
Stanley McChrystal says Osama bin Laden must be killed to ensure al-Qaeda defeat
Poverty in Britain is at a nine year high
Iran accuses US of abducting nuclear scientist
Brazil police 'kill 11,000 in six years'
Hugo Chavez steps urge purge of Venezuelan banks
and finally.....
Pissant Pirates
New 'misery' index...........from Rico
I remember Jimmuh Carter very well. I remember the raging inflation and unemplyment equally well. Better yet, things got so bad the "misery index" was coined...by the media!
Five sectors show a "new misery index" for Americans under Obama-Soetero.
FOOD STAMPS
BANKRUPTCY
CREDIT ACCESS
(UN)EMPLOYMENT
HOUSING
You wanted "change?" Looks like you got it.....
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AN OPEN LETTER TO TIGER WOODS
In a word: Groupies.
Sad . . . Sincere . . . Poignant . . . Legit . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
WHAT EXACTLY IS HE SAYING HERE???
“We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we have set. We have got to have a civilian national security force that is just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded,” said Barak Hussein Obama on July 2, 2008.
Analysis this time is at summer patriot, winter soldier - I couldn't have said it better myself . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
Print more money............from Rico
I see a potential "run" on the US Dollar coming.
Sure, the US holds reserves. About $500 bn (8,133.5 metric tons of gold worth about $300bn, 725bn bbls of oil worth about $58bn, and foreign currency reserves worth about $136bn). But that is not a lot against the $2trn...two trillion...in maturing debt the US has to finance in the next 12 months.
Aw, hell.....no problemo! Just print more money!
Take a gander at the before-after Lehman money supply chart. Then remember: Your government cares about YOU!
Politically Correct Christmas...........
The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
'Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.'
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
'A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.'
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around
'The union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via CCTV cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around he / she must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.'
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
'The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.'
We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star
'Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipients name or perhaps give a gift voucher.
We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels' hooves.'
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
'You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.'
H/T Liz B
20 INDIVIDUAL THOUGHTS
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever...
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
H/T Don E
News......
Climategate Round-Up #6
The Dubai Financial Nuke
Song for the mothers of slain militiamen .... pablo neruda ....
Harry Reid Compares Opposing Obama Care to Upholding Slavery...
Russia could build upto 20 nuclear reactors in India
America Creates Serfdom Through Cap and Trade
'Dodgy dossier' included gossip supplied by Iraqi taxi driver
Sir Richard Branson unveils world's first commercial spacecraft
Iranian police shoot at unarmed protesters during Tehran demonstrations
Broken promises feed Thai insurgency
Many surge troops 'already in Afghanistan'
and finally.......
More tips on staying warm
Men's Health Advisory: Breast Watching
An update on the obama private security force ... it has not gone away, legislation is pending ...
Movie Review: 'Bruno'
For those of you who sat through Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan, this review is simple. Remember that disturbing scene in the hotel room? Remember how you were laughing but it wasn't really that funny. It was laughter based in being shocked not amused. Many would rather have skipped that scene if they could. This movie is that scene stretched to eighty minutes.
Full Review Here
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Endless LIES................from Rico
Does it never end? The LIES from government, I mean.
The ADP report, weekly initial unemployment claims, and ISM reports ALL run contrary to the BLS report that 'only' 11,ooo payroll jobs were lost in November.
The bullshit flag must be raised!
Look at the charts.
One does not need Welleys, but hip-waders..................
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