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Thursday, 10 December 2009

PRISONER of WAR ROLEX's PART 3









This is the final installment of the Story of the Prisoner of War Rolex's . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER













From June to September 1940, Clive Nutting was incarcerated at Stalag VIIIB in Lamsdorf. Then he moved to Luft Stalag I at Bart on the Baltic, where he stays until 1942. He spent from 1942 to 1945 at Luft Stalag III in Upper Silesia, where he was the camp shoemaker.





The Nazis murdered 50 of the escapees . . .

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Bedtime Totty........


H/T Sal

Zoo Magazine's Xmas Party.......


Watch the video Here (NSFWish)

Video: **WELCOME HOME MARINE** Snowglobe in Connecticut Dec. 5, 2009



H/T Glenwood

Cartoon Round Up....



Not the best performance ever........

What a line up.........

Video: Jeremy Clarkson interview - Parkinson

Video: Top Gear Clarkson - Tunnel Loop

Happy Xmas Tiger!!



H/T Paul N

Chinese Fake Oranges...........



H/T Filippo

Competition Time..........

Which country has the best rated education system in the world?

First 3 correct answers will be awarded a 6 month VIP Membership to You Strip

Answers to our email address mark subject as competition.

Apparently lots of women also do...........


H/T Pete H

Song: Twitter Chick

Twitter Chick

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H/T Paul N

Video: It's A Climategate Christmas

30 Years of Sexy Ladies.........


The Women of 1971

Christmas Light Displays..........



More at Best Outdoor Christmas Light Displays

Something to hang on your tree.........


More at Funny Adult Christmas Ornaments

The Invisible Man..........



H/T Jackie G

Nice Baubles........

Video: Shankapotomus President Barack Obama Golfing



H/T Glenwood

Video: Leaked Tiger Woods Mistress Sex Tape


Leaked Tiger Woods Mistress Sex Tape - Watch more Funny Videos

Here are the top 15 Christmas songs you may hear around the White House this year:

15. “Obama Tree, Obama Tree”
14. “Deck The Halls With Bows to Emperors”
13. “Deficits We Have Heard Are High”
12. “We Thirty Czars All Communists Are”
11. “Little Dummy Boy”
10. “Scrawled Gang Sign”
9. “Baracking Around The Christmas Tree”
8. “Silent Blight”
7. “Barack the Halls with Farce and Folly”
6. “Allah want for Christmas is a Money Tree”
5. “Hidden Clause Is Coming To Town”
4. “Do You Fear What I Fear?”
3. “I’m Dreaming of a Half-White Christmas”
2. “You’re A Mean One, Mrs. Clinton”
1. “Decoy to the World”

H/T DML


H/T DML

Video: Lazer Guided Doberman



H/T Pete H

For everyone who has ever missed a deadline!


H/T Rodney

Repost: Roller Suit in Swiss Alps



H/T Canis 61

Pork.......


H/T 45 Govt

News.......

Rock of Strength Translation Explained מעוז צור

Copenhagen climate summit in disarray after 'Danish text' leak

Battery made of paper charges up

China's H-10 stealth bomber secret flight - can carry nuclear bomb

Timebomb for the Euro: Greek Debt Poses a Danger to Common Currency

Sarkozy defends Switzerland minaret ban

Christmas Coal for Congress!

French obsession with the bottom revealed

Pre-Budget report: Labour puts off vital cuts until after the election

Stanley McChrystal says Osama bin Laden must be killed to ensure al-Qaeda defeat

Poverty in Britain is at a nine year high

Iran accuses US of abducting nuclear scientist

Brazil police 'kill 11,000 in six years'

Hugo Chavez steps urge purge of Venezuelan banks

and finally.....

Pissant Pirates

New 'misery' index...........from Rico

I remember Jimmuh Carter very well. I remember the raging inflation and unemplyment equally well. Better yet, things got so bad the "misery index" was coined...by the media!

Five sectors show a "new misery index" for Americans under Obama-Soetero.

FOOD STAMPS

BANKRUPTCY

CREDIT ACCESS

(UN)EMPLOYMENT

HOUSING

You wanted "change?" Looks like you got it.....

Tiger's New Putter........


H/T Shelly

Wednesday Wenches..........




Cooking for a first date? This should go down well.

Snowman Funnies........






H/T Gary P

AN OPEN LETTER TO TIGER WOODS








In a word: Groupies.









Sad . . . Sincere . . . Poignant . . . Legit . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER

WHAT EXACTLY IS HE SAYING HERE???
















“We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we have set. We have got to have a civilian national security force that is just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded,” said Barak Hussein Obama on July 2, 2008.














Analysis this time is at summer patriot, winter soldier - I couldn't have said it better myself . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Bedtime Totty.............

Video: Opposition to man-made climate change: We want proof!



H/T Old Dude


H/T DML

Reason TV: A True Tale of Canadian Health Care: Why some patients need to go to the U.S. for surgery

Cartoon Round Up....




Iraq Update..................by DJ Elliott



Iraqi “Nationalization” Program

Video: This Year in Auto-Tune 2009


This Year in Auto-Tune 2009 - Watch more Funny Videos

Decorating the Tree.........

Print more money............from Rico

I see a potential "run" on the US Dollar coming.

Sure, the US holds reserves. About $500 bn (8,133.5 metric tons of gold worth about $300bn, 725bn bbls of oil worth about $58bn, and foreign currency reserves worth about $136bn). But that is not a lot against the $2trn...two trillion...in maturing debt the US has to finance in the next 12 months.

Aw, hell.....no problemo! Just print more money!

Take a gander at the before-after Lehman money supply chart. Then remember: Your government cares about YOU!

Politically Correct Christmas...........

The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:

'Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.

Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.'



Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way

'A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.'


While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around

'The union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via CCTV cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.

Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around he / she must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.'



Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load

'The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.'


We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star

'Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipients name or perhaps give a gift voucher.

We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels' hooves.'



Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

'You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.'

H/T Liz B

Different Xmas Decoration........


H/T Rodney

Nice Smile.......