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Israeli Sense of Humour at the UN

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Israel began, "Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you a story about Moses." When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!" He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them."

The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about - The Palestinians weren't there then."

The Israeli representative then smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."

Sunday Totty........

Saturday Night is Bath Night............

Normal service will be resumed tommorrow. Sorry folks for the lack of posts but have enjoyed a couple of days off. I needed the break.

MERRY XMAS from Al QAEDA

Yet another episode of what I have coined 'Self-Induced Jihad Syndrome':

Man Attempts to Set Off Explosives on Detroit-Bound Airplane



The man said he was directed by al Qaeda to explode a small device in flight, over U.S. soil. The device fizzled and popped when it went off as Northwest Airlines Flight 253, an Airbus 330 carrying 278 passengers and operated by Delta, was arriving in Detroit from Amsterdam.




Technical Analysis . . .

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"There is Big Army, and there is Small Army."

By any other name...........from Rico

Whatever you name it, "Healt Care Reform" is a nasty, smelly turd in the punchbowl.
- And this is an extremely BAD IDEA by any name: Obama Care, Pelosi Care, Cuba Care....whatever you call it, it's an extremely BAD IDEA.

There will be a price to pay. The socialists will not like the consequences. Neither will the (poor) horse they rode in on.

Their "legacy" could look very much like this...if we let it.

I do not plan to.

Harry pelosi and nancy reid know this song by heart. Sing along with me to The Beatles tune
..."You say you want a revolution?...."

H/T DML

H/T DML

H/T M Kohl

Boxing Day Bums etc..........

A HERO PASSES

Colonel (Retired) Robert L. Howard, 70, Medal of Honor (Republic of Vietnam) died Wednesday, 23 December 2009 in Waco Texas. At the time of his death Cl. Howard was believed to be the most-decorated living American soldier. Howard will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery.











He was a legend in Special Forces when I reported to Fort Bragg, back in the early 80s


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Video: Lloyd Marcus speaks from the Heart

Song: Blues Traveler - Canadian Rose

Bedtime Totty.............

Video: The Queen's Speech

Swamp Things

Our Masters at Work

Two strange bedfellows have asked Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate President Obama's right-hand man, chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, for his potential role in the near collapse of mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, just as Treasury lifts the cap on their bailout money.

The real story of our time is how the United States government is being manipulated to trash our dollar at our expense. In the name of "compassion" and "hope and change", you and I are slaves.

The Thirteenth Amendment has been de facto repealed.

And you voted for it.

Washington Rebel

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Only In America

H/T from Brian of London

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

H/T DML

Video: The Wombles 'A Wombling Merry Christmas'

Video: A Candid Conversation with Tiger and Frank

H/T Shelly

'Phoney'..............from Rico

Before WWII started in earnest (in EUrope), the Fwench sat through the 'phoney war' snug behind their impregnable Maginot Line, blissfully unaware of the coming blitzkrieg.

Today, before our financial crisis starts in earnest, we sit through our 'phoney recovery' smug behind our own impregnable 'Maginot Line' of Quantitative Easing, blissfully unaware of the coming economic blitzkrieg.

National 'Debt' and 'Default' (like a shooting war) are NOT phoney. But, to the unaware ignorance is truly bliss....until you come face-to-face with the bayonet of objective reality.
- Trust me on this, it's always a very nasty surprise if you're not prepared.

Nations with a high debt-to-GDP ratio have a tendency to default. Greece and Italy, for example, have national debts greater than their GDP which indicates a real possibility of economic collapse. The US*, Germany, UK and others have their toes hanging over the edge of the pit right now. If one (or two) nations default, what do you think will happen to the rest of the dominos?

* The US is not shown on the attached chart, but has a 75% of GDP debt climbing rapidly to 100% of GDP under Obama/Soetero right now. The boy is trying hard.
- Foreign investment in US debt has dropped. At the recent auction of $150bn of US T-bills, net foreign acquisition was only $8.3bn.
- Foreign holdings of dollar-denominated short-term securities decreased $43.9bn, with T-bill holdings decreasing $38.3bn.
[translation= Not only are foreign onvestors NOT buying American debt, they
are also unloading the debt they already own!]
- The biggest purchaser of US Treasury debt is now the (private) Federal Reserve....printing money and buying T-bills in order to prop up the value of its own currency. This cannot go on indefinitely. It won't.

When (not IF) the dollar crashes, you won't ever run out of toilet paper....there will be planty of 'Bernanke Toilet Paper' around!

Christmas Totty..........

Video: Right Wing Angel - Right Wing Women Rock II - the Sequel

Video: The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)

Editors Note:

Apologies for the light posting today. I just needed a day off. Full service will be reumed tomorrow. Merry Christmas.

Bedtime Totty.......

Merry Christmas From Washington Rebel

A special seasons greetings to my friend Theo, who was the first person ever to link my early blogging efforts as a "blog of the day." Although I'm better looking, I owe Washington Rebel's success to this generous, good man.

Seasons Greetings to you all. Trust me when I tell you we only respect and trust other Rebs.

Irish Cicero, the Humble

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