Saturday, 9 January 2010
Signs of being a drunk
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT’S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
H/T DML
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THE KING
Elvis Aaron Presley (born January 8, 1935 – died ?)
The King of Rock and Roll . . .
. . . Then . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . Now . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FOREVER
How did I forget this? . . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Friday, 8 January 2010
The Greatest Song of all time: 'Meatloaf's Bat out of Hell'
This is taken from 'Storytellers'.This is a brilliant 'concert' sadly my I cannot convert my version to something I can upload.
the second bit...
PS I also like Neil Diamond.
RC SR-71 JET
This SR-71 model was built by German engineer remote-control enthusiasts and it’s one nifty toy! If it weren’t for its wheels being in place you’d think it was the real thing! And it even sounds REAL!
That looks just like Habu circling the runway at Kadena, burning off the extra fuel before it came in for a landing. It's too early in the morning for me to see right - it looks like he even has the Habu on the tail. He's gotta figure out some way to make those wheels go up -
STORMBRINGER
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News.......
US releases ‘dangerous’ Iranian proxy behind the murder of US troops
Our Reaction Is the Real Security Failure
"Better a Hundred Terrorists Go Free…"
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Jan.7th
Women who wear burkas in France face £700 fine
Kamikaze iguanas fall from Florida's frozen trees
Sudan 'faces return to war'
Australian city of Darwin named 'broken jaw capital of the world'
Air marshals rush to stop 'dozens' of suicide attacks
Special Forces ‘tried to rescue hostages near Iranian border’
Israel says tests on Iron Dome missile shield have been a success
and finally.......
George Galloway MP deported from Egypt
Understanding Windows 7's 'GodMode'
You don't get this at Heathrow.....
TAP Portugal and ANA wished their passengers a Merry Christmas at Lisbon Airport in an unique way! - Official Video.
H/T DML
Publicity stunt from the french lingerie company Aubade.
For 10 days , they had a model undress every night behind a curtain from the first floor of a flat on a main avenue...
H/T Filippo
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Oh, the mendacity!...........from Rico
To paraphrase the famous "Oh, the humanity!" uttered on-air when the zeppelin burst into flames in NJ (that was in ancient times when 'reporters' and 'journalists' actually had feelings for humanity, and many of them were "mensch" themselves), I must say:
"Oh, the mendacity!"
Whatever is said by the MSM (Ministry of Truth) Obama-Soetero, Pelosi, Reid et al...they mean exactly the opposite of what you think they are saying.
They also LIE.
- I have a fool-proof method of telling when they LIE: whenever their lips are moving!
Thursday, 7 January 2010
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Little Johnny went camping.......
Little Johnny went camping with the school.
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "I know, and it wasn't my finger".
H/T DML
"Internet lifestyle"
These days we are all somewhat caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down...
1. Dial 911 immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.
9. Get ass groove in chair fixed at store.
10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!
11. Do shopping with clothes on.
12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.
H/T DML
The Obama Trifecta:
President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
H/T Martin
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