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Monday, 11 January 2010
Thought for the Day........
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..
H/T Martin
Chump CHANGE...........from Rico
More CHANGE you can 'keep' or 'believe in' it's up to you...until and unless the current regime makes it mandatory!
Yes, more "annuities" talk (as in 401k's-IRA's, Obamunists). Be wary. Be aware!
1. As a rule, the very worst possible time to convert lump-sum savings into a fixed-income annuity* is when interest rates are LOW (like now).
2. The above is very like buying long-ter bonds when interest rates are likely to increase. Your 'fixed' earnings are doubly eroded by inflation.
3. So WHY would the Obaa-Soetero administration 'float' the notion that this is 'somehow' a good idea for Americans?
- Well if they didn't like, respect, or care about Americans it all makes perfect sense!
*Like Social Security, an annuity (like an R-annuity you'll be hearing about soon) guarantees income until your death but reverts back to the government. You do not "own" your money, and neither do your heirs.
- What a clever way to 'shift' ownership of YOUR money into the hands of gooberment!
HEY!!! Look at the grouse!!!
Because your ;oliticians and governent care for you. Yeah. Right.
KEEP the CHANGE!
TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK
- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport
as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule
and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said,
'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.'
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physiques will follow.
H/T Casasquirrels
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News.......
100 Incredible & Educational Virtual Tours You Don’t Want to Miss
Redneck REEEEligion!
Real U.S. Unemployment Rate? 17.3%
U.S. Has Contingency Plan for Dealing With Iran, Petraeus Says
"You want the truth? you can't handle the truth." ... simple as that.
Imams Issue Fatwa Against Terrorist Attacks on North America
Sunk Australia WWII hospital ship Centaur: first images
Faith schools facing admissions curb
Al-Qaeda veterans 'are flooding into Yemen'
Religious violence in Malaysia escalates as more churches attacked
McDonald's launches study into flatulent cows used in its burgers
Health and safety experts warn: don't clear icy pavements, you could get sued
Sir Jock Stirrup's 'dead meat' over Afghanistan
US drones collecting 'too much information'
British forces could be replaced by US troops in Helmand
Iranian parliament says Ahmadinejad’s ally is to blame for deaths
Analysis: fight over tiny oil-rich enclave
and finally......
Why I Subscribe To The Local Newspaper
The 11 most inept TV heroes of all time
Forgetting Communism’s Evils
Surely they're joking!.........from Rico
Sadly, they are NOT joking.
The latest brainfart to emanate from the Obma-Soetero Mis-adminsitration is the idea to "annuitize" 401K's-IRA's. [Read: the Gov't wants to take your retirement money in exchange for, say a 2.5% return (less 'fees') as a new source of funding for a too-big-to-function government and all of the bailouts you've been benefitting from.]
The idea is wrapped in an enticing "we don't want people to run out of money in retirement" fig leaf, but make no mistake.....the idea is simply "hey, we're broke but those shnooks still have a few bucks left so let's shake them down for it! They'll swallow THIS!
- Never mind that Social Security has been bankrupted and bled-dry of cash, or that we're wrecking Medicare/Medicaid in the name of Helath Care Reform. Yup! Government has done SO well with all of its programs over the years that surely we can trust them with another one involving TRUSTING THEM WITH OUR RETIREMENT MONEY!
There is no longer any sense of shame left in Washington. Neither is there ANY good intention towards the population outside the beltway and this government parasite we are now faced with.
Well, I'm Taxed Enough Already...and you can "annuitize THIS" you crooked assholes
Economic Indicators........
1. The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. The economy is so bad... that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. The economy is so bad... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
6. The economy is so bad... McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. The economy is so bad... parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names..
8. The economy is so bad... a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico..
9. The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
10. The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
11. The economy is so bad... the Mafia is laying off judges.
12. The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
H/T DML
Sunday, 10 January 2010
AN OLD FARMERS ADVICE FOR 2010
Old Farmer's Advice:
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Don't judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life.. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around..
Live simply . . . Love generously . . . Care deeply . . . Speak kindly . . . and don't never pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill
you.
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your ass out of the bind you've gotten yourself in.
THE LATEST ON BLACKWATER
Unless you live in a cave, you already know THIS:
Two Security Contractors Charged in Afghanistan Killings
My take on it? They'll walk . . .
. . . and here's why . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
HOW IS THIS NEWS?
OLIVER STONE NEW PROJECT TO PUT HITLER & STALIN "IN CONTEXT"
. . . and why am I not surprised?
I'd be speechless, if this wasn't so predictable . . .
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The Crotch Bomber's explosive device included a syringe and a condom filled with powder that the FBI determined to be PETN (pentaerythritol), a common explosive related to nitroglycerin, which was sewn into his underwear. The device contained approximately twice as much explosive as was used by convicted “shoe bomber” Richard Reid, and “could have blown a hole in the side of his Detroit-bound aircraft,”
More at DoubleTapper
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The Sunday Best..........
You ask, "how will the europeans oppose the euro union policies on immigration?" i answer, "they cannot, as a practicable matter. simple as that."
Retiree Annuities May Be Promoted by Obama Aides
Siraj Haqqani, Top Taliban Commander in Afghanistan, Outed as Islamist Porn-King Rapist
Obama and the White House Chicago Boys
PVT Brennan on Patrol That Captures HVT Responsible for Mastermining Cousin's Death
Times Square Attacked By Fart Machine
Fresh snow warning: 20cm forecast as big freeze continues
Businessman arrested over 'anti-gypsy' email he did not even write
Great Lakes threatened by carp invasion
Italy claims finally defeating the mafia
French try to 'disguise' wine as New Zealand produce
Britain is ruled by 26 illegal Brussels sprouts
Iran: gunmen attack opposition leader Mehdi Karroubi's car
Now Geoff Hoon savages Gordon Brown over Afghanistan war
Shortage of grit may leave millions stranded
Jihadists groom children in the UK under 10
Father tells of fears serving in Afghanistan with son
Israeli general Brigadier-General Uzi Eilam denies Iran is nuclear threat
Arsonists target two more Malaysian churches
Rebels vow to destroy Africa Cup of Nations
Shifting sands of Yemeni tribes strengthen support for al-Qaeda
the Clarkypoos Bit........
Mamma Mia! What an ordeal
Aston Martin One-77
Last hurrahs of the petrol age
Video exposing AVATAR Navi Princess Neytiri on Pandora captures hearts and hormones of young voters with videographic sensuality of James Cameron.·
The Butt Bomb
Immigrants riot in Italy amid racial unrest
Singapore News.................from Filippo
Big controversy in Singapore, where the fast food giant McDonald has decided not to sell the pig character from its latest promotion for the Chinese New Year. The pig soft toy was expected to have been part of a 12-character Doraemon set depicting the animals of the Chinese zodiac calendar.
Ultimate case of dhimmitude!
The chinese population of the city state are up in arms. Meanwhile in Malaysia radical muslims are burning catholic churches after a High Court ruling authorising Christians the use the word Allah.
McDonald's pulls pig toy
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Socialist basket-cases......from Rico
he workers socialist paradise (otherwise known as North Korea) revalued it's currency last year, further impoverishing [read: financially wiped out] its population.
Yesterday, OPEC member and 21st century failed-socialist-economic experiment led by Hugo Chavez (one of Obama-Soetero's best Commie pals) revalued Venezuela's currency. Let's see, Venezuela ended 2009 with a 27% inflation rate. This devaluation will easily add 3-5% to that inflation rate. Good plan!
- Before Chavez, the Venezuelan Bolivar (VEB) exchanged for 1.5 VEB:1 dollar.
- Before yesterday the VEB exchanged for 2.15 VEB:1 dollar.
- Overnight the VEB was devalued to 4.30 VEB:1 dollar (unless the Chavez kleptocrats approve....er, need... something like food or medicine imported, then they will 'approve' an exchange rate of 2.60 VEB: 1 dollar).
Think about THAT in the context of all of your money being in VEB. You just were 'screwed' out of half your money overnight by the stroke of Chavez's ....er, pen. Just because the economy in Venezuela has been ruined by an incompetent socialist/communist gooberment (redundant, I know).
So what? It can't happen here in the US of A, right?
- Nawwww...trillions in new debt, manic spending on pork, endless QE-crazed printing of greenbacks, a Communist Muslim in the Red Shed [read: White House] and the likes of Pelosi-Reid-Fwank, et al in Congress...what are the odds? I'll tell you: It's our turn NEXT! A US Dollar devaluation would nicely continue to fund the pork-barrell pigfest in Congress (so what if it robs YOU of half or more of your wealth?). For a little while, anyway.
And Soros, who has proudly claimed that "breaking" The Bank of England was his greatest achievement, is rubbing his hands in glee at the prospect of "breaking" the US economy and currency.
When it hits the fan, don't say I didn't warn you.
FROM THE RUSSIAN FRONT to VIETNAM . . . . . . . . . and a MOUNTAIN LION
The story behind the Cat from that Disney movie . . .
. . . is the Saga of
one Warrior's amazing Life . . .
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Saturday, 9 January 2010
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