Thursday, 28 January 2010
A SOUTHERN MYSTERY
In 1975 Bobbie Gentry said that even she didn't know the reason why Billie Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
Speculation . . .
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The U.N: Corrupt. Incompetent. Unnecessary.
Aid Piling Up at UN's 'Cold Beer' Compound as Red Tape Keeps Aid From Desperate Haitians - While UN Staff Have Wi-Fi and a Bar
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Sex Quotes.....
"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax." (Scott Roeben)
"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex." (Geoff Spear)
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing." (Charles Bukowski)
"Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite." (Germaine Greer)
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." (Anonymous)
"For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches." (Stacy Nelkin)
"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes." (Marilyn Sokol)
"During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else." (Richard Lewis)
"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be." (Norman Mailer)
"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean." (Mae West)
"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)
"For flavour, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook." (Quentin Crisp)
"Nothing makes you forget about love like sex." (Staci Beasley)
"I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading." (Anonymous)
"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them." (Kevin Costner, Tin Cup)
"I'm a great lover, I'll bet." (Emo Philips)
"Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression." (Faye Wattleton)
"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible." (Leslie Nielsen)
"I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me." (Scott Roeben)
"Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman)
"Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing." (Phyllis Diller)
"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." (Jane Austen)
"If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right." (Anonymous)
"Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn." (Garrison Keillor)
"I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw." (Tallulah Bankhead)
H/T DML
News.......
Random Thoughts from the Right Side
Poll: Fox most trusted name in news
Personal share ownership falls to just 10% of UK shares
The Obama Fisc
Obama's Renewed Focus on Jobs Could Come at Expense of Moon Mission
Mission Accomplished. You Got a Problem with That?
Baby-boomers own half of Britain's wealth
Italian mobsters buck downturn, may target bourse
Top 10 consumer complaints revealed
Aww: The Thrill is Gone for Obamagirl
Thousands of Taliban fighters may be paid off by West
Iraq inquiry is being ‘gagged’ after secret documents withheld
North Korea arrests US citizen for 'tresspassing'
Chechnya wants to be ski destination
UN lifts sanctions on five Taliban leaders as Karzai discusses security in Germany
Iran has same plan as Hitler, says Auschwitz survivor
Second day of violent anti-Hugo Chávez protests rock Venezuelan capital
Congress tinkers with witholding tax tables for 2010
and finally......
Are Brit governments suckers for anything?
Leader slaughters goats to ward off evil?
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ENEMY PROPAGANDA
Sean Linnane's refreshing take on the State of the Union speech:
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Wednesday, 27 January 2010
Obsessed Beck fans new name...
What should we call hard core Glen Beck fans that get upset at any criticism of their guy? Beckists... Beckistinians... Becktards... Beckbots... suggestions please. Now that Glen Beck has set up his own tea party in DC in August, because he does not want to work with any of the other working on a new 9/12 event, their bleating is gonna get louder.
A wag in the public affairs biz from a major world city replied... Beckward
ANOTHER SELF-STARTER
Police Find Weapons After N.J. Arrest
This guy LOOKS like Evil Incarnate but he was pretty low budget: The "grenade launcher" had no grenades, it was a flare launcher made to look like a real 37mm grenade launcher (typical for tear gas and other less than lethal). Steel plated body armor, a set of Russian NP75 night vision (sells for about $350, a piece of crap). His .50 was an AR platform . . . that'd be .50 Beowolf; a Bushmaster 5.56mm altered to use .50 caliber?
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VBS TV: The Vice Guide to Liberia Episode 7
In Chapter 7 of the Vice Guide to Liberia, VBS ventures to a cemetery filled with graves emptied by ex-combatants who used them as sleeping quarters. Joshua, aka Butt Naked, gives us a lesson on the consumption of human flesh before taking us to his Pentecostal church. We watch as Joshua delivers a sermon about his personal transformation from pre-pubescent murderer to redeemed holy man.
News.........
Life, Values, and California's GOP Senate Primary
How ‘Bout That Gator!
South and North Korea exchange fire along sea border
Nato says Afghanistan conference will raise millions to pay Taliban
John Travolta flies plane with scientologists to deliver aid to Haiti
and finally.......
Prank Goes Horribly Awry
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Honoring the Heroes of the Holocaust
DoubleTapper is in Warsaw Poland at the Monument to the Heroes of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising.
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