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Thursday, 4 February 2010
Movie Review: 'Inglorious Basterds'
Short Review: I've said numerous times before, Quentin Tarantino is incredibly talented but unfortunately he also has the impulses of an abused ten-year-old boy left alone with a frog and a box of firecrackers.
Full Review Here
Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Cnut of the Day............
Gordon Brown failed to properly equip troops for war
Gordon Brown denies 'guillotining' UK defence budget
Editors Note: Gordon Brown hates the military because it stands for everything he hates. Loyalty, duty, a sense of honour and everything that once made Britain great. The sooner this worthless Scottish, socialist sack of sh*t is removed from power the better.
Dale Robertson... the tea party pain...
I expose the racist cretin that is Dale Robertson over at PJM. This guy needs to be exposed for the fraud he is and any media outlet that pays attention to him should be informed that he does not reflect our values. In fact the only reason he seems to be still in the limelight is that he plays into all the MSM's prejudices of what a tea party person really is, despite the fact he has been rejected by even his local group.
VBS TV: Illegal Border Crossing Park
The Mexican town of El Alberto lies 800 miles south of the US border in the state of Hidalgo. It’s pretty much like any other town of 3,000 people, except in El Alberto they offer tourists the chance to participate in a simulated illegal border crossing. It all happens at a standard recreational park with swimming pools, river trips, zip lines, and the other typical fare. We took a few cameras and headed for the EcoAlberto Park to spend some late-nights running through underground tunnels on the heels of our personal “Coyote” while being chased by border patrol. While we were there, we crashed a quinceñera party and saw El Alberto from the perspective of the locals. We find that when Mexicans cross the border to pursue the “American Dream,” their real aim is to bring a slice of the pie back home to Mexico. And so they do, provided they can run fast enough.
QUIZ FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERYTHING.........
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar.
Can you name at least half of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
Scroll down for answers (Just below the Superbowl ad)
H/T Pete H
Serious Snowblowing.........
Photos by Mel Wilson
"These photos were taken on the Bellwood Subdivision, between Seward and David City, Nebraska on the BNSF RR. Seward is about 25 miles west of Lincoln, on the Ravenna Sub. A few blizzards and sub zero temperatures coupled with moderate winds made for a beautiful, but, flash frozen environment. A freight train was snowed in at David City and a rotary snow plow was sent to clear the track of drifts that varied from 6ft or less up to 12ft in spots!! The photos were taken on Jan. 8th through Jan. 10th, spent on my birthday weekend."
H/T Canis 61
Answers To Quiz:
1... The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing.
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls .
(The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle.
The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle...
7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellip ses.
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce.
9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
News.......
How unmanned drones are changing modern warfare
Academy chapel to add outdoor circle to worship areas
Why I'm speaking at Tea Party convention by Sarah Palin
City still waiting for reimbursement from Obama's 2008 visit
Obama Deficits Could Weaken American Power
Generals and admirals to be culled in defence cuts
Police earn £100 overtime for answering phone
Iran 'ready to accept uranium deal'
Australian banker caught ogling nearly naked model 'sacked'
Helicopter-maker Sikorsky to build pilotless Black Hawk
Britain facing food crisis as world's soil 'vanishes in 60 years'
Russia and US 'agree to nuclear deal'
Saudi Arabia cracksdown on motorcycle gangs in holy city of Mecca
UK 'could face power shortages'
and finally.....
The Making of the 2010 Pirelli Calendar by Terry Richardson (NSFW)
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Tuesday, 2 February 2010
Irish Virginity Test Kit..........
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things from a DIY shop: a can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.'
Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, doc?'
The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her with the shovel.'
H/T Old Dude
Visit to the Dr.
A flat chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest say 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months! To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?' 'Yes I am……… How did you know?' He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock...'
H/T AJD
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