Friday, 26 February 2010
Stock Market Report.......
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cow steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market
H/T DML
Blondes
To a blonde, what is long and hard?
Grade 4.
What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
"'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
"Toe goes in first".
H/T Rico
News........
The British PoW who broke into Auschwitz — and survived
"Earl, I'm feelin' a vibration when I accelerate..."
Slain Hamas man used many passports: confidant
Medvedev Objects to 'Endless' NATO Expansion
Yearly increases in defence spending down, despite two full time engagements
Death in the Atlantic: The Last Four Minutes of Air France Flight 447
Spectre of double-dip recession looms over UK
Admitted Attempted Illegal Voter Works for Obama
Time running out for France's faltering bistros
Russia will supply S-300 missiles to Iran
Kermit Tyler, Player of a Fateful, if Minor, Role in Pearl Harbor Attack, Dies at 96
CANADIAN WOMEN REDEEM CANADIAN MANHOOD!
Abu Dhabi ‘Vanity Plate Record Breaker’
Colonel Gaddafi calls for jihad against Switzerland
Breast implants stop bullet
Mugabe to celebrate 86th birthday with televised £325,000 lobster feast
Barack Obama already preparing for next election campaign
Argentina seeks US backing in dispute with Britain over the Falklands
Solar-powered boat prepares to conquer world
The case against college education
Nigel Farage rudest man in Europe
and finally.....
Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin
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Record your video...
Since Dan Hannan is doing a tea party in Brighton on Saturday this is even more relevant. Why don't you all go to I am the tea party leader and record your message.
Thursday, 25 February 2010
Geoff Burch Is Magic
London, England
Many US citizens may have seen the motivational business speaker, Geoff Burch. Here he is at the Magic Circle In London, England before a speaking gig.
Question?
I am planning on buying one of those compact digital cameras tomorrow. Budget £100/$150 anyone got any tips on make and model? 10-12 mp would be good.
Views Of London, England
London in February is nearly always going to be overcast and so it was the other day. I was with the Internet Psychologist, Graham Jones
The Mossad is everywhere
The Mossad Motto:
"Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety"
Proverbs 11:14.
Israel's Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, otherwise known as the Mossad, was appointed by the State of Israel to collect information, analyze intelligence, and perform special covert operations beyond its borders...
More at DoubleTapper
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News.........
Army and Air Force Chiefs Voice Concern Over Ending 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'
COLORADO TEACHER TACKLES SCHOOLGUNMAN
1 Adam12...1 Adam12 ..Hate Crime in progress corner of Moonbat & Mania...
A Tale of Two Books
Navy sends Argie warship packing
Jet packs to go on sale
RBS to pay £1.3bn in bonuses despite £3.6bn loss
Son of Hamas founder spied for Israel to stop bombers
US diplomats add a moat to their expenses at $1bn London embassy
US refuses to endorse British sovereignty in Falklands oil dispute
Big government payrolls and big government unions
Undressing with the iPhone
Voodoo leader vows 'war'
China's military warns Washington, denies hacking
USA: Medicine for Diabetes Responsible for More Than 83,000 Deaths
Driver in Fatal Crash Facing Charges After Blogosphere Outrage
and finally.......
The Offending Champion
Apple quietly reinstates swimwear iPhone application
Military Quote of the Day.............
"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before it becomes mandatory."
MSGT Harry T. Serres, USAF Ret.
H/T Rico
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Wednesday, 24 February 2010
Paging Dave Terron
Dave please drop me a line because I lost your email address. My distance-simulations is dead so you you'll need to use this one.
Murray
That is all.
Note to the Argentinians: Meet the Biggest Baddest Bitch in Town................
If you come looking for a fight she will be waiting!! Her name HMS Astute.
The Time Has Come
"Reading Sumner's lecture, first published in essay form in 1876, produces astonishment in any child of the latter 20th century, who has been unavoidably inculcated with the notion that the Progressives rescued the nation from the Depression induced by laissez-faire capitalism." Rob De Witt, The Forgotten Man
"There seems to be an increasing amount of attacks by conservatives on libertarians, which is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! But I believe it's based on misunderstanding more than anything else. A misunderstanding derived from throwing away theory and philosophy, in order to adopt bumper sticker slogans instead." Stupid Libertarians!
"that is the tyranny of the collective. not that it has only one voice. but, that it tolerates only one voice, ... , and one vision, and encompasses only one permitted truth. defined by that one voice. (the following seems a non sequitar. but, it is not. think about it, and no, i will not explain it.)" John Jay
"Yes, my friends, I am a conservative, and make no apologies for it. The last time I actually admired unbridled human nature, I was approximately 20 years old, drunk, and unemployed. Ever since then I have accepted the maxim that The Facts of Life are Conservative. I do not respect anyone who argues this much. How can I? I prosecuted for 15 years and now I defend the Damned. Human nature, left to its own devices, is frightening, sickeningly immature, cowardly, and greedy. No, I do not accept that 'greed is good.' I would say this: self-interest is more reliable than ideology. That is as far as I will go. Beyond that, greed leads to divorce, obesity, addiction, STDs, and damnation." Yes, I Am Conservative, and Damn Proud of it!
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Talk about 'Pucker Factor' ! ! !
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