Tuesday, 23 March 2010
Gordon Brown...........
Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'
The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.
The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'
H/T Roger
220 Socialists That Need to Be Sent Home.........from Rico
The vote map says it all. Socialism means if you earn your keep, you get to pull the wagon full of the ones who prefer to sit on their asses and ride for free.
- I don't know about YOU, but I've never voted for Socialism-Communism, and sure do NOT intend to live in a socialist country.
THROW THE BUMS OUT!!!!!!
News..........
Ministry of Defence could have to cancel programmes to fill £36billion black hole
Israel government to be formally accused over ‘Mossad’ assassination
Nuclear terror risk to Britain from al-Qaeda
Hillary Clinton warns of gulf in US-Israeli relations
South Africa prescribes new fitness regime for 'chubby' police force
Mentally ill Qantas pilot allowed to fly despite 'wanting to crash planes'
500 soldiers face losing their jobs to help MoD balance the books
White House defiant over Republican backlash
Anti-Western militia leader Moqtada al-Sadr holds balance of power
and finally.......
The Biggest Boobs In America
The 13 most annoying ad characters of all-time
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex
How "low" can we go?..............from Rico
How "low" can we go? Get ready to be surprised! Unhappily surprised!
At a point where the nation has reached 'debt saturation' (it's not only highly unlikely now, but impossible to pay back all the debt we have already taken on), the deep-thinkers in DC have taken on even more debt!
Just print more money. No problem. It worked so well in Weimar Germany, in Zimbabwe (Rhodesia RIP). It'll work just swell here, too!
- Just like Communism has worked so very well elsewhere, so will it 'work' well here.
Look at these faces. When they are SMILING and yukking-it-up, you should be in tears and angry as Hell!
- MaDamn Pelosi & fellow Commiecrats have just given America a nonconsensual anal 'fisting!'
Nothing good can come of this. It will get worse...
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THIS IS NOT WATERLOO
We have been in tighter spots . . .
. . . worse situations . . .
. . . the Republicans have the power and support to defeat the Democrat bastards in November . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER
Washington & Von Stueben at Valley Forge
REBEL ALERT!
Get yourself over to The Camp of the Saints and read DEFCON 1: ‘What Comes Next? We Fight.’
Battered Citizens Syndrome -- and What Can Be Done About it
Doug Ross: Three-Pronged War Against Statism
Gator's Day-After Link-a-Round
You can thank me later. We're Breaking All the Rules at the Reb.
London Rocks
London, England
Is your business aligned? Author and marketer Rod Sloane promotes his new book in front of the Houses of Parliament in London.
Monday, 22 March 2010
New IDF Weapon
Battle tested in Israel, the IDF Mini-Spike Anti-Personnel Guided Weapon missile system is the smallest member of Rafael's electro-optically guided missiles.
Mini-Spike is an anti-personnel precision attack missile, designed for...
More at DoubleTapper
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Telling Isn't Selling Is it
London, England
In order to do your best for your customer, you must find out what your customer needs. Here, Geoff Burch explains this in very simple terms.
For more on Geoff Burch go to his website
To see what I'm up to click event host
"And this," said Ransom, "is why we have no way left at all save the one I told you. The Hideous Strength holds all this Earth in its fist to squeeze as it wishes. But for their one mistake, there would be no hope left. If of their own evil will they had not broken the frontier and let in the celestial Powers, this would be their moment of victory. Their own strength has betrayed them. They have gone to the gods who would not have come to them, and pulled down Deep Heaven on their heads. Therefore, they will die." The Trumpets Sound
From your friends at The Reb
UK appoints top ambassador to Norfolk.........
After frenzied speculation the foreign office has appointed a new ambassador to head up the United Kingdom’s diplomatic mission to Norfolk.
Speaking shortly after receiving news of his appointment, Sir Harvey Gilbert, 58, said ‘Although I recognise that there is a vast cultural divide between us, I’m looking forward to my stint in Norwich and will be up and running as soon as I get to grips with the language.’
Although he has travelled extensively across the globe, Sir Harvey, like most British Government officials, has never had cause to visit our near neighbour. ‘I appreciate it is close to our nation geographically,’ he said, ‘but, it’s hardly the sort of place you’d choose to go to unless you had to. Would you?’ Before adding diplomatically, ‘No offence.’
Inevitably, the new ambassador will come under pressure from local Government representatives to increase Norfolk’s allocation of foreign aid. Fears of invasion from the increasingly volatile Suffolk across their southern border may cause a rethink, especially as Suffolk has nuclear capability in the form of the Sizewell nuclear reactors.
Sir Harvey, replaces the last ambassador, Hugo Penfold-Smith. Accounts smuggled out of Norfolk suggest that Mr Penfold-Smith may have ‘gone native’ before a rescue bid could be launched. Sources suggest that the former envoy can often be seen standing at the Grapes Hill roundabout in Norwich in his official robes, chewing on a straw and waving at the cars as they go past.
Borrowed from Newsbiscuit
H/T DML
News.......
Ann Coulter Guilty of Pre-Crime! Free Speech in Canada – A Fairy Story.
A dark day for freedom in America
Budget 2010: Relentless march of state spending
Bangladeshi man beheaded to redden bricks
Nicolas Sarkozy's Union for a Popular Movement thrashed in regional elections
Bagram prison in Afghanistan may become the new Guantánamo
Obama's pointless fight with Israel
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Rebel News
Political Legitimacy in the Balance
Congrats on Destroying America, Leftards
Via American Digest:
How to Survive the Coming Tribulation
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Sunday, 21 March 2010
Connect With Confidence
London, England
Many of you may have seen the video below on You Tube. Geoff Burch was guest at a sales and marketing event I hosted in late 2008, called Communicate With Clarity. On May 12th,in Central London I'm event host along with the Executive Voice, Susan Heaton-Wright. Together we are presenting Speak Connect Engage. This half-day seminar is aimed at those who want to feel more comfortable face-to-face and on the phone with clients and potential customers. Feeling confident about how you project yourself is all about feeling comfortable with yourself. Together Susan and I will show delegates how to "raise their game".
Details on Speak Connect Engage will be posted within the next few days.
The Simpsons are comming to Israel this week!
The Simpsons are taking a trip to Israel in an upcoming episode of the popular animated series that will be screened this week - and their tour guide is going to be none other than Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat).
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More at DoubleTapper
Predictable... but sad
Alas, they don't seem to realise that the tea parties are videos just in case the socialists and their media chums try to peddle this rubbish. Brutally Honest examines this as well.
You knew that the socialists, who are desperate enough to get their way, would resort to their last line of defence. In fact we warned people going to DC yesterday that this would probably happen.
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