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Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Just Who is Barry Soetoro?


"Little Barry, abandoned by his mother and left to the tender ministrations of the True Believers who had nurtured this monster in the first place, appeared in the role of Potemkin Grandson until Stanley Ann found a new outrage to inflict in the person of an Indonesian named Soetero, who she met in college while pursuing her goal of World Peace Through Resentment. Dragging the kid to Indonesia, she found to her surprise that her new husband was as interested in becoming more American as she was in rejecting her unfortunate choice of birthplace. Marriage number two lasted 6 years before Feminism Demanded that she dump this one first. And along with it, little Barack was discarded once again - to the Dunhams. "Here. Want to play the role of Compassionate Liberals? Enjoy supporting my half-Black newly-Muslim kid. See ya." Rob De Witt

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Cartoon Round Up....




Reason TV: Taxes: The Price We Pay For Civilization

Corrigan Brothers....American Dream

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?”

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.”

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”

The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said”…..”You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!”

H/T DML

Competition:

We have a copy of the 'Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire' DVD to give away, courtesy of our friends at Wiredset.

The question is in which episode does Aneka (aka India de Beaufort) perform the dance in the video below. All answers by email, click the gmail logo in sidebar.













Bullshit Update:




Now she wants £500,000: Reclining on a brass bed and calling herself Sexy T... the single mother soldier suing over child care

Ouch........




H/T DML

Nice Flags..........

Must be a fan of Travis McGee............

VBS TV: Space Shuttle Parking Lot

It is by now a somewhat common event, one that for most Americans is signaled by nothing more than a brief clip on the news. But a shuttle launch is still one of mankind’s most complex and massive undertakings, a carefully-primed $1.3 billion event that turns years of planning and construction into a spectacle that lasts only a few minutes.

But to some, it’s the spectacle of a lifetime. People come from across the country and the world to see it. They travel from Michigan or Alaska or England or Italy and line up along a worn river bank in Florida, waiting for hours, maybe days, to see a group of people embark on another journey, this one powered by rockets that do zero to 17,000 mph in 8.5 minutes. To the fans, the astronauts strapped into the Space Transportation System, as their ride is called, aren’t just “rocket jockeys.” They’re like rock stars.

Last month, when the space shuttle left the earth at night for the last time, Motherboard was at Cape Canaveral and nearby Titusville to capture the preparations at NASA and the excitement of the fans. The long wait, cold weather, and even a 24-hour delay be damned. To the masses who had assembled around campfires, on lawn chairs, behind cameras, the event was unmissable not just for the unparalleled sight and sound of a shuttle interrupting the placid dark of a Florida night. This, the fifth-to-the-last shuttle launch, was another bittersweet milestone in the potential close of America’s manned space era, a epic story that began with the heady experiments of the Space Race and extended well into the future, towards the dream of moon bases and Martian colonies.

If those dreams have been put on the back burner by the Obama administration’s new NASA focus — a shift that threatens the economy of the whole area — dreams of space are alive and well across the Space Coast. And there’s simply no better place to see the awe, the excitement, and occasional frustration surrounding America’s space project in a moment of twilight than the place where those dreams, for minutes at a time, become overwhelming, jaw-dropping, mind-elevating reality.

Video: Happy Ending Massage



H/T Canis 61

WTF!!!!


H/T Paul N

News........

A Letter to the American People

Who’s Behind the ‘Crash the Tea Party’ Website?

Obama's disregard for media reaches new heights at nuclear summit

Accident Report

Female Viagra Cumming

Senior civil servants claim record £1bn on taxpayer funded credit cards

Fury after Sussex County Cricket Club 'hired marksman to shoot dead nuisance fox'

Neil Armstrong: Obama's decision to cut return to the Moon 'devastating' to space programme

Police 'shot epileptic with tazer for biting paramedics during fit'

China spoils Barack Obama's nuclear success

Israel accuses Syria of providing Scud missiles to Hizbollah

Venezuelan website lampoons Chavez

Israel issues ‘urgent’ warning of terrorist attacks in Sinai

Top cardinal, Tarcisio Bertone, blames paedophile crisis on homosexuals

China’s PLA opens up to show off J10, its first indigenous fighter jet

A Tale Of Two "Conservative" Parties - Part 1: The UK

A Tale Of Two Conservative Parties: Part 2 - The US

and finally.......

The REAL Band of Brothers

TRULY REMARKABLE..............



I THINK IT IS REMARKABLE THAT THE PRESS CAN FIND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM TIGER HAS HAD AN AFFAIR IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WITH PHOTOS, TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE CALLS, ETC.
THEY KNOW NOT ONLY THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT THEY EVEN KNOW IT WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT SHE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS IN THE ESCALADE. NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNOW WHICH WEDGE!!!
THIS IS THE SAME PRESS (OR IS IT?) THAT CANNOT LOCATE OBAMA'S OFFICIAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE ... OR ANY OF HIS PAPERS WHILE IN COLLEGE...... (or Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism)

TRULY REMARKABLE

H/T Shelly

Golf Poem........

In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

By Its Size I Could Not Guess,
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry,
I Hate Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises A Thing Called Par,
If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.

To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.

It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Even Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim..

With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole.

It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.

H/T Shelly

Wednesday Wenches..........




Video: Hot for Words: Behind the scenes of my Sexy Photo Shoot

Diet Recipe - Go Banana's!

Video: MQ-8 Fire Scout UAV On USS McInerney

NewsBusted 4/13/10

What banks know but you do not.........from Rico

The total US Gov't debt including medicaid-medicare-social security (but not Obamacare) stands at 600% of US GDP.

We will have more bank failures this year than last year.

Look at the map and see how many banks are not even making 1% profit. Then think about FDIC being essentially "broke."
- And the banks debt-to-deposits are roughly 2:1...to the debt side of things. Your deposit isn't exactly "safe" or "guaranteed" with numbers like these.

The FED seems to be an exception...or an exceptional case, since they have a printing press. Look at the almost vertical lineto the right on the chart. This represents $421.8 billion in loans IN ONE WEEK'S TIME.
- Too bad WE don't know where all that money went. Or why. I wonder WHAT needed bailing out?


Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Bullshit of the Day..............


Single mother in line for £100,000 MoD payout 'was offered posting with childcare' before she quit to look after child


Ok this is crap, once again the MOD have caved into some second rate lawyers on some spurious case. Sorry you join the military, you are in and you go where you are sent and you serve your country. Sorry she couldn't find a babysitter, but tough.

Bedtime Totty............

Drones Gone Wild!

Sweet! How a fun stop gap in Great Satan's asymmetrical warfare spawned an entire super hot box set:

Great Satan takes "great care" to ensure that drone strikes are carefully and lawfully executed.

"The imminence of the threat, the sovereignty of the other states involved, and the willingness and ability of those states to suppress the threat" are taken into account before striking.

GrEaT sAtAn"s gIrLfRiEnD

The Onerous Compliance Cost of the Internal Revenue Code

From your friends, Washington Rebel and Liberal Guy.

Visit the Center For Freedom and Prosperity.

No, I don't know who the babe is, and I'm sure her father likes it that way.

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Battle of Britain 'Live'...........


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Cartoon Round Up....




New Labour Manifesto........


H/T DML


Borrowed from Draw for Truth

Is that all!!!!

Some Great Blogging Locations..........




Old Farts..........

Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner. Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them.

Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal , Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War , the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam .

If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.

Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.

Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.

Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren.

It's the Old Farts who know our great country is protected, not by politician's, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.

This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values.

We need them now more than ever.

Thank God for Old Farts!

H/T 45 Govt


H/T AJD

Translator...............from Rico

I ran across this handy-dandy "translater" and think it is perfect for understanding and interpreting the often incomprehensible babble and incredibly moronic and unbelievable stuff that spews forth from the TOTUS, the official TOTUS hand-puppet Gibbs, Joe Biden, Pelosi and other Congressional vermin, the MSM (aka Ministry of Truth, aka Pravda on the Potomac).

One rule of thumb is to know that they all mean the exact opposite of what they are saying.

Another is to use this Threat Meter to judge the level of fear measured in the vitriol of their comments.

The best, safest, non-technical way is always this, however: IF THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING, THEY ARE LYING.

Feeding the Eagles at Goose Spit (Vancouver, Canada)





H/T Shelly

News.........

Hiro Muramoto: Last Footage of Thai Protests

Mississippi Gov. Barbour Backs McDonnell on 'Confederate History' Declaration

Economics 101: What the Tax Code Really Costs America

California Assembly Dem Candidate Runs Against Teabaggers... in his own party!

LABOUR MANIFESTO PLEDGES REALLY CONFUSING THING ABOUT SCHOOLS

An Aid Package in the Billions: Merkel's Bluff Called in Poker over Greece

David Cameron appears as The Stig at Jeremy Clarkson party

The Real Reason They Hate Us

I Want My MTV

Braille pornographic magazine launched for the blind

Al-Qaeda trying to secure nuclear weapons, says Barack Obama

Teachers fight off illegal immigrants trying to board school bus

Argentina criminals 'evade capture by dressing up as sheep'

The omnipotence of Oprah Winfrey

Captain Doug Beattie finds lure of Afghanistan too great as he rejoins Army

Nato Taleban blitz in jeopardy after troops shoot woman and child on bus

Ukraine agrees to abandon nuclear weapons

Head of far-right Hungarian party Jobbik vows to wipe out ‘Gypsy crime’

and finally.......

The 10 Steps to Porn Addiction: Where Are You?

Baked Trout Parmesan

Top 10 Fastest Cars of 2010

Tuesday Totty...........




Movie Review: 'How to train your Dragon'




Should I see it?
Yeah, sure.




Full Review HERE

Billion dollar eggs...........from Rico

Billion Dollar Eggs....Marxist-style. Welcome to YOUR future!

The Zimbabwe daily rate of inflation is currently +98%, which roughly doubles prices every 24 hours.
- What happened? Marxist Robert Mugabe took over Zimbabwe (Rhodesia) in 1980, that's what happened.

John Williams at Shadowstats.com reveals US prices are now rising at a 9.4% clip....contrary to the dutifully reported "official" zero-inflation numbers (inflation, what inflation?), and OFFICIAL public debt (excluding pensions) is even higher, headed to well over 500% for the US and the UK.
- What happened? Marxist Barack Obama was elected in 2008 (George Soros's sock-puppet), and we have Bennie Bernanke and Timmy Geithner as Obama's sock-puppets, that's what happened.

While you are being distracted by "Greece" ("Hey...look at the grouse!" h/t the Three Stooges), you should be saying "Greece-shmeece! Look at these crooks!"
- You should be "hoping" our credit is cut off before Zimbabwe-Weimaresque hyperinflation causes very great pain. This "change" is gonna leave a mark, and hurt!

Welcome to your future, slave of the State!!!!!

I'm gonna make some eggs before they cost billions......(of course, you gotta 'break' those eggs first to make that omelette)!



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