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Friday, 16 April 2010

Farewell Margate

London, England

Not Margate, FL or NJ but the REAL one in the county of Kent, England. Here's a clip from inside one of the new hi-speed trains which you can now take from London:

Johnny Cash - I Am The Nation

Love me some Johnny!



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Augusta & Portland (Maine( Tea Party reports....

A couple of reports about the Augusta rally in WBZ and Stanford Advocate. Here are some pics from Augusta.

Here is the decent coverage of the Portland Tea Party by WCSH, Channel 8 and Channel 13.

Well done to all the tea party organisers up and down the state, including Pete Harring and Laurie Brown.

I suspect the Portland attendance was adversely affected by the Tea Party Express event with Palin on the previous day. I know that at least two buses went south to see it. Mainers have only so much free time and the timing of the TPE event was unhelpful to Maine tea parties.

Update: Here is a rough cut of my speeches in Augusta & Portland, ME. Slick the production ain't.

Bedtime Totty............

Gitmo's Newest Detainee

Who is the newest, latest creep to fall into Great Satan's righteous clutches? One of Mookie's minions - enroute to Najaf with a truckload of EFP's? A Yemeni al Qaeda terrorist driven by That Which Must Not Be Named? An Iranian Nuke Scientist? A Pakistani intolerant freaked by girls, fun and free choice?

No, no, maybe and no.

"Eric Holder is a Guantanamo Bay prisoner"

"He's not imprisoned at Gitmo, but he's imprisoned by Gitmo. The Justice Department he leads, and to some extent the whole Obama administration, has been detained -- tortured, even -- by the star-crossed attempt to close the military prison."

Oh! The ironic irony!

"Fact is, AG Holder is hooked on something far worse than coke or speed. It's lawyers who defend terrorists.

"This addiction - is rooted in his bedrock belief that America is to blame for everything, including his mustache"

Pic - "A 'stache like that will never be named 'Captain Tickles'

Groomed from GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD

Back in Business.............



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The Race Announcer

Attached is the race guide from Tuesday's Herald-Sun.

Check out Race 3 ---- Horses 11 and 12.


H/T Rodney

Cartoon Round Up....





The World's Best Magic Trick

London, England

Is at 1.36" - you will be stunned by this I promise you.




Posted By Jeremy Jacobs outside the place where Sherlock Holmes lived.


H/T Bootneck

OBAMA WATCH: Time is running out!


H/T Steve M

Red Friday Totty.............




Tea Party 2010 Montrose, Colorado.



H/T Kenny

News...........

Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, April 15th

Tea in Olympia


Call for hangman to cut backlog

How Charlie Whelan killed New Labour

Volcanic ash cloud: no end to travel chaos

Benazir Bhutto 'left to mercy of assassins by security chief'

We should laugh at al-Qaeda, says report

Fears that war between Israel and Hizbollah is 'imminent'

US faces losing space race to Russia and China

Syria: a new level of threat

DR Congo rape crisis 'increasing' despite peacekeepers

External blast ‘likely cause’ of South Korean sinking

Icelandic Ash Cloud: Is This the Beginning of an Ecological Disaster?

Was Employee Laid Off for Voting for Obama?

Fitness - Sweet Booty Punishment Workout

Thursday, 15 April 2010

At The British Museum

London, England

For those of you who are travelling from the USA to the UK this summer, you must visit the British Museum.
My latest "Movin' Up" victim is Louise Scodie who is an absolute laugh. A bit irreverent at times but hey, she's got talent and plenty of it.

Follow her on Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/princess_louise - To follow me on Twitter go to http://www.twitter.com/jeremyjacobs



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Bedtime Totty..............

Colts Cheerleader Audition Update

Thank you to everyone who voted yesterday! We moved April up the leaderboard from 21st place to 13th with 632 votes and counting. If you have not voted, we still need your votes. She has made it through two cuts with one of the most critical cuts tonight. Please go HERE and vote for April A. #364, as your 1st and only choice. 2nd and 3rd choice votes will work against April moving up the leaderboard. Thanks for supporting my lovely and talented cousin for Indianapolis Colts Cheerleader!

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The Scuds of Hiz'B'Allah

Inshallah! Axis of Evil's recent War Council gets real with Scud missiles in the bloody hands of

rocket rich rejectionists led by the overtly robust and girthy Body Part Collector General.


Realpolitik's fan boy out reach to a Palestinian abusing, slave trading Syria that fiddles about with WMD, hangs out with terrorists and presents Little Satan with a hot! casus belli has been a total failure.

Get your game on now for the 3rd Little Satan Hiz'B'Allah War!

Like it or not - GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD

Is There a Tea Party Near You?


How Much are YOU Paying Today?

Cartoon Round Up....




My Office Keyboard.............

A Serious Helmet.........

Ahhhhhhhh..............


H/T Shelly

Some Useful Condescending Phrases

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

H/T Bob C


H/T David G

News........

Leftist 'PolitiFact' Smashes Julian Assange's 'Permission-to-Engage' Allegations ... Plus, Commies Pissed Colbert DID REAL JOURNALISM!!

Justice Stevens, ObamaCare, and the Constitution

Obama's Secretary of the Navy to Name New Warship for Lying, Thieving, Corrupt, Slanderous Congressional Hack...

The Revenue's offshore tax blunder

Volcanic ash from Iceland closes British airports

Was Anyone Reading His Lips?

Jersey hit by potato rustlers

Shrek producers left red faced after authorising 'saucy' men's magazine shoot

Major powers resume Iran sanctions talk as Ahmadinejad threatens US

Row in Australia after 'God Save the Queen' is dumped from Anzac services

Pakistani military officials claim Nato forces failed to capture Taliban

Hugo Chavez addresses militia to mark anniversary of failed coup

American troops pull out of Korengal Valley as strategy shifts

Babies with three parents may be key to preventing genetic disorders

Australia faces huge locust plague

It’s raining toxic toad sausages in lifeline to the quoll


H/T Warning Signs

Movie Review: 'Moon'



Should I see it?

Yes. Double yes.





Full Review Here

Thursday Totty........




Ruh-roh!!!...............from Rico

Why inflation would be good for us


I think the author's numbers are low, understated, but he has the general idea.

While inflation in 1920's Weimar gets honorable mention, the raging inflation (which dwarfs Weimar's) that Marxist Bobby Mugabe has inflicted on Zimbabwe in recent decades [read: now] goes completely unremarked. The "tenor" of the article is namby-pamby, but that may be an unintentional consequence of the intended purpose of the article....which is to convince you that INFLATION IS GOOD FOR YOU!

Why does this ring false like Biden's "it's patriotic to pay taxes" or send shivers up the spine like Orwell's "Freedom is slavery?"

When the financial media arm of the Ministry of Truth starts 'planting' articles like "Why Inflation Would Be GOOD For Us" the wise Scooby says Ruh-roh!!!
- I might allude to the way you boil a frog...or set Joe and Jane Public up for a serious screwing at the hands of their Government.

And now we have our very own set of Marxists about to do for us what was done for Zimbabwe...

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

TeaBagger Pride! Since 1773



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Bedtime Totty..............

On selling out the tea party movement (with a bit of Boortz)

Boortz gets booted by the Libertarian Convention as a speaker. Now with the launch of the Contract from America his beloved Fair Tax has been left out despite being the most popular idea of them all in the early voting. Now, many will know I am not a fan of the fair tax, but it did win fair and square.

Its sad to see the great idea that was the Contract from America, reduced to mealy mouthed non-specific points. No doubt this was so that Newt Gingrich would get on board and support it. Its gone from a grassroots attempt to find out what America wants to merely an exercise in blowing smoke up Gingrich & Co arse. It really annoys me, as someone who worked hard on the CfA and someone who told lots of people about it, that Ryan Hecker has decided to jump on board the abomination that is the Tea Party Federation. He asked no one involved in the creation and publicity for it that he as doing this. In short Hecker sold us out for the bright lights of a Republican front.

How exactly will TPF help with the problem? Its the same ole' Republican DC types trying usurp the tea party movement and bring it back into the Republican tent. Its a con. The strength of the tea party movement is its non-partisan nature. If you want to change the Republican and Democrat parties you don't sell out the minute they talk to you (down in most cases) you play coy. Big names, and many go rushing off like good little sheep, star struck that some politician is actually paying attention to them. Its pathetic, but alas predictable and it will always be thus.

TPE, TPN & TPF could care less about the non-Republican members of the tea party movement. All they want is the registered Republicans to come back into the tent after our little tantrum. There is no question the Republican Party wants to see the tea party movement fizzle as soon as possible. They are doing everything they can to make sure that happens.

This ain't rocket science the non-partisan tea party movement is a direct threat to the Republican Party. its in their best interest for it to cease to be as soon as possible. What they are doing, for them, makes perfect sense and is logical. We are getting involved in primaries and all levels of political life in our states. The establishment of anything naturally protects itself. This is the way politics is played.

I hope the vast majority of tea party types keep their powder dry and play hard to get. I want the tea party movement to be a constant worry to both parties for a long time to come. That is the way you are going to change how they operate and what they do. They got to start playing our game, not the other way round.

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Teaparty Speaker slurred with "White Boy"

My Friend and Teaparty Leader, a former speech writer for H.W. Bush, Michael Johns is heckled by a race obsessed leftist.