Saturday, 17 April 2010
OPERATION BOMBSHELL
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burlesque school for military wives . . .
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British General Election - Time for UKIP?
London, England
Leader of UKIP in the European "parliament" Nigel Farage telling it as it is.
Friday, 16 April 2010
Farewell Margate
London, England
Not Margate, FL or NJ but the REAL one in the county of Kent, England. Here's a clip from inside one of the new hi-speed trains which you can now take from London:
Johnny Cash - I Am The Nation
Love me some Johnny!
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Augusta & Portland (Maine( Tea Party reports....
A couple of reports about the Augusta rally in WBZ and Stanford Advocate. Here are some pics from Augusta.
Here is the decent coverage of the Portland Tea Party by WCSH, Channel 8 and Channel 13.
Well done to all the tea party organisers up and down the state, including Pete Harring and Laurie Brown.
I suspect the Portland attendance was adversely affected by the Tea Party Express event with Palin on the previous day. I know that at least two buses went south to see it. Mainers have only so much free time and the timing of the TPE event was unhelpful to Maine tea parties.
Update: Here is a rough cut of my speeches in Augusta & Portland, ME. Slick the production ain't.
Gitmo's Newest Detainee
Who is the newest, latest creep to fall into Great Satan's righteous clutches? One of Mookie's minions - enroute to Najaf with a truckload of EFP's? A Yemeni al Qaeda terrorist driven by That Which Must Not Be Named? An Iranian Nuke Scientist? A Pakistani intolerant freaked by girls, fun and free choice?
No, no, maybe and no.
"Eric Holder is a Guantanamo Bay prisoner"
"He's not imprisoned at Gitmo, but he's imprisoned by Gitmo. The Justice Department he leads, and to some extent the whole Obama administration, has been detained -- tortured, even -- by the star-crossed attempt to close the military prison."
Oh! The ironic irony!
"Fact is, AG Holder is hooked on something far worse than coke or speed. It's lawyers who defend terrorists.
"This addiction - is rooted in his bedrock belief that America is to blame for everything, including his mustache"
Pic - "A 'stache like that will never be named 'Captain Tickles'
Groomed from GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
Back in Business.............
We now have a new toy. I would like to thank all those who very kindly donated towards my new computer.
THIS IS HOW THEY BUY YOU
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The Race Announcer
Attached is the race guide from Tuesday's Herald-Sun.
Check out Race 3 ---- Horses 11 and 12.
H/T Rodney
The World's Best Magic Trick
London, England
Is at 1.36" - you will be stunned by this I promise you.
Posted By Jeremy Jacobs outside the place where Sherlock Holmes lived.
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News...........
Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, April 15th
Tea in Olympia
Call for hangman to cut backlog
How Charlie Whelan killed New Labour
Volcanic ash cloud: no end to travel chaos
Benazir Bhutto 'left to mercy of assassins by security chief'
We should laugh at al-Qaeda, says report
Fears that war between Israel and Hizbollah is 'imminent'
US faces losing space race to Russia and China
Syria: a new level of threat
DR Congo rape crisis 'increasing' despite peacekeepers
External blast ‘likely cause’ of South Korean sinking
Icelandic Ash Cloud: Is This the Beginning of an Ecological Disaster?
Was Employee Laid Off for Voting for Obama?
Thursday, 15 April 2010
At The British Museum
London, England
For those of you who are travelling from the USA to the UK this summer, you must visit the British Museum.
My latest "Movin' Up" victim is Louise Scodie who is an absolute laugh. A bit irreverent at times but hey, she's got talent and plenty of it.
Follow her on Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/princess_louise - To follow me on Twitter go to http://www.twitter.com/jeremyjacobs
Follow Theo Spark on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/theospark
Colts Cheerleader Audition Update
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The Scuds of Hiz'B'Allah
Inshallah! Axis of Evil's recent War Council gets real with Scud missiles in the bloody hands of
rocket rich rejectionists led by the overtly robust and girthy Body Part Collector General.
Realpolitik's fan boy out reach to a Palestinian abusing, slave trading Syria that fiddles about with WMD, hangs out with terrorists and presents Little Satan with a hot! casus belli has been a total failure.
Get your game on now for the 3rd Little Satan Hiz'B'Allah War!
Like it or not - GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD
Some Useful Condescending Phrases
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
H/T Bob C
News........
Leftist 'PolitiFact' Smashes Julian Assange's 'Permission-to-Engage' Allegations ... Plus, Commies Pissed Colbert DID REAL JOURNALISM!!
Justice Stevens, ObamaCare, and the Constitution
Obama's Secretary of the Navy to Name New Warship for Lying, Thieving, Corrupt, Slanderous Congressional Hack...
The Revenue's offshore tax blunder
Volcanic ash from Iceland closes British airports
Was Anyone Reading His Lips?
Jersey hit by potato rustlers
Shrek producers left red faced after authorising 'saucy' men's magazine shoot
Major powers resume Iran sanctions talk as Ahmadinejad threatens US
Row in Australia after 'God Save the Queen' is dumped from Anzac services
Pakistani military officials claim Nato forces failed to capture Taliban
Hugo Chavez addresses militia to mark anniversary of failed coup
American troops pull out of Korengal Valley as strategy shifts
Babies with three parents may be key to preventing genetic disorders
Australia faces huge locust plague
It’s raining toxic toad sausages in lifeline to the quoll
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